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Mr. Paradox: I gave you a chance at greatness. Because my superiors deemed you "special". Clearly not special in a good way. Apparently you have some important future purpose to serve.
Deadpool: With Thor. He holds me.
Mr. Paradox: But I did my duty. I gave you the opportunity to be somebody. And instead of accepting my offering with humility and gratitude, you broke my nose.
Deadpool: It looks great.
Mr. Paradox: And you decimated dozens of my men with the exhumed corpse of a hero, dishonoring not only his remains but his memory.
Deadpool: What are you, the Internet?
Mr. Paradox: Your world is dying!
[taking the sandwich a subordinate brings him]
Mr. Paradox: Thank you very much. And there's no stopping it.
[taking a bite, he talks with his mouth full]
Mr. Paradox: The humane thing to do is to make it quick.
Deadpool: Is the thought of vaporizing my universe making you peckish?
Mr. Paradox: I'm eating my feelings
Deadpool: With Thor. He holds me.
Mr. Paradox: But I did my duty. I gave you the opportunity to be somebody. And instead of accepting my offering with humility and gratitude, you broke my nose.
Deadpool: It looks great.
Mr. Paradox: And you decimated dozens of my men with the exhumed corpse of a hero, dishonoring not only his remains but his memory.
Deadpool: What are you, the Internet?
Mr. Paradox: Your world is dying!
[taking the sandwich a subordinate brings him]
Mr. Paradox: Thank you very much. And there's no stopping it.
[taking a bite, he talks with his mouth full]
Mr. Paradox: The humane thing to do is to make it quick.
Deadpool: Is the thought of vaporizing my universe making you peckish?
Mr. Paradox: I'm eating my feelings
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I gave you a chance at greatness
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Because my superiors deemed you special
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Clearly not special in a good way
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Apparently you have some important future purpose to serve
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With Thor He holds me
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But I did my duty I gave you the opportunity to be somebody
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And instead of accepting my offering with humility and gratitude
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you broke my nose
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It looks great And you decimated dozens of my men
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with the exhumed corpse of a hero
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Dishonoring not only his remains but his memory
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What are you the Internet
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Your world is dying
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Thank you very much
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And there's no stopping it
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The humane thing to do
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is to make it quick
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Is the thought of vaporizing my universe making you peckish
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I'm eating my feelings
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Movie Summary
Deadpool is offered a place in the Marvel Cinematic Universe by the Time Variance Authority, but instead recruits a variant of Wolverine to save his universe from extinction.
