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Blind Al: Make any sales today?
Wade Wilson: You know, I didn't. Did you sell any dreamcatchers on Etsy or whatever it is that you do?
Blind Al: Our rent's due in three days, Wade. I can't keep carrying you.
Wade Wilson: Relax. I have the money. I sold some old blood pressure medication I found lying around.
Blind Al: You trying to kill me, motherfucker?
Wade Wilson: I'm not the one dousing everything in salt, motherfucker
Wade Wilson: You know, I didn't. Did you sell any dreamcatchers on Etsy or whatever it is that you do?
Blind Al: Our rent's due in three days, Wade. I can't keep carrying you.
Wade Wilson: Relax. I have the money. I sold some old blood pressure medication I found lying around.
Blind Al: You trying to kill me, motherfucker?
Wade Wilson: I'm not the one dousing everything in salt, motherfucker
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Make any sales today
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You know I didn't
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Did you sell any dreamcatchers on Etsy or whatever it is that you do
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Our rent's due in three days Wade
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I can't keep carrying you
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Relax I have the money
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I sold some old blood pressure medication I found lying around
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You tryin' to kill me motherfucker
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I'm not the one dousing everything in salt motherfucker
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Movie Summary
Deadpool is offered a place in the Marvel Cinematic Universe by the Time Variance Authority, but instead recruits a variant of Wolverine to save his universe from extinction.