Who are you? I go by the name of Paradox. Mr. Paradox. And you're sitting here at the TVA...
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Wade Wilson: Who are you?
Mr. Paradox: I go by the name of Paradox. Mr. Paradox. And you're sitting here at the TVA - the Time Variance Authority. We're really a watchdog organization, except we're more lighthearted than that sounds, with a sort of throwback, ironic twist. And we're in charge of defending what's known as the Sacred Timeline.
Wade Wilson: Holy fuck. That is a shit-ton of exposition for a threequel. Is this because I used Cable's time machine? Brought a couple of people back to life, then I destroyed it. That was a long time ago.
Mr. Paradox: Yes, we're aware of your abuse of your timeline.
[chuckling in quasi-appreciation]
Mr. Paradox: And you were so abusive of it. Uh, and no, it has nothing to do with that
Mr. Paradox: I go by the name of Paradox. Mr. Paradox. And you're sitting here at the TVA - the Time Variance Authority. We're really a watchdog organization, except we're more lighthearted than that sounds, with a sort of throwback, ironic twist. And we're in charge of defending what's known as the Sacred Timeline.
Wade Wilson: Holy fuck. That is a shit-ton of exposition for a threequel. Is this because I used Cable's time machine? Brought a couple of people back to life, then I destroyed it. That was a long time ago.
Mr. Paradox: Yes, we're aware of your abuse of your timeline.
[chuckling in quasi-appreciation]
Mr. Paradox: And you were so abusive of it. Uh, and no, it has nothing to do with that
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Not you You
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Can't see your eyes through the mask but I can feel them
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We're gonna move on down the hallway
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so we can spare a cleanup on aisle asshole How does everyone feel about this plan
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I don't like you Yes Let's hold on to that attitude
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And we're gonna do it angry
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Mr Wilson
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you appear to have soiled yourself while unconscious
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I wasn't unconscious Who are you
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I go by the name of Paradox
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Mr Paradox And you're sitting here at the TVA
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The Time Variance Authority
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We're really a watchdog organization
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except we're more lighthearted than that sounds with a sort of
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throwback ironic twist
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And we're in charge of defending what's known as the Sacred Timeline
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Holy fuck That is a shit ton of exposition for a threequel
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Is this because I used Cable's time machine
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Brought a couple of people back to life then I destroyed it
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That was a long time ago Yes
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we're aware of your abuse of your timeline
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And you were so abusive of it
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No it has nothing to do with that
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Movie Summary
Deadpool is offered a place in the Marvel Cinematic Universe by the Time Variance Authority, but instead recruits a variant of Wolverine to save his universe from extinction.
