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Deadpool & Wolverine

Oh, no, no, no, no.Absolutely not. Uh-uh. What the... No! No! Just get in the car. This...

Deadpool & Wolverine • 2024

Oh, no, no, no, no.Absolutely not. Uh-uh. What the... No! No! Just get in the car. This isn't a car. This is a Honda fuckin' Odyssey. Throttle response sucks a cock. Dated infotainment system. When Honda saw that untreated chlamydiawas makin' a comeback, they inventedthe Honda Odyssey to compete. Get in the fucking car. She'll get you there safe and sound. Old Betsy always does. You're gonna have togive me my dog back, though. I know. Listen. Yes, child. If you ever wanna give her up,or if she needs a new home, or if something should happen to you, I'd love to be her papa. What would ever happen to me? Lots of stuff

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Oh no no no no Absolutely not

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Uh uh What the No No

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Just get in the car

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This isn't a car

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This is a Honda fuckin' Odyssey

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Throttle response sucks a cock

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Dated infotainment system

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When Honda saw that untreated chlamydia was makin' a comeback

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they invented the Honda Odyssey to compete

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Get in the fucking car

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She'll get you there safe and sound

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Old Betsy always does

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You're gonna have to give me my dog back though

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I know Listen

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Yes child

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If you ever wanna give her up or if she needs a new home

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or if something should happen to you

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I'd love to be her papa

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What would ever happen to me

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Lots of stuff

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لا لا لا حتما لا

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ما هذا لا لا

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اصعد في السيارة وحسب

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ليست سيارة

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إنها هوندا أوديسي

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قوة تجاوب الخانق مروعة

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نظام وظائف الراحة والسلامة قديم جدا

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حين رأت هوندا أن داء المتدثرة قد تفشى مجددا

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اخترعوا هوندا أوديسي للتنافس معه

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اصعد في السيارة اللعينة

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ستوصلكما إلى وجهتكما بمأمن

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بتسي العجوز تفعل ذلك دوما

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لكن عليك أن تعيد إلي كلبتي

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أعلم اسمع أجل يا صغيرة

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إن أردت التخلي عنها أو إن كانت بحاجة إلى مسكن جديد

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أو إن حصل لك أي شيء

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أود أن أصبح والدها

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ما عساه قد يحصل لي

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الكثير من الأمور

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আপন র ক ADHD পর ক ষ কর হয ছ

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মম হ ম

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ক ন ত আম র ব শ ক ছ STD হয ছ য সম ভবত ADHD দ ব র স ষ ট হয ছ

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আপন ক খ জছ ন

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ওহ চ দ

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ন ন ন ন ন ন ন ন য অ য লক হল ঘষ

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আপন প ন করত চ ন ন ওহ হ য আপন য ন

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স ই কল জ চ দ

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ভ ল ঠ ক আছ

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স গ ল ক

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উহ

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ন গর ক জ বন ফ র আম পর ন একট ট প ক ন ত ক উ জ ন ন

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সব ই জ ন ন

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আপন ক প ড ত ব সম পর ক কথ বলত চ ন আম দ র ক ত ত য অ য ক ট ফ ল য শব য ক র জন য অপ ক ষ কর উচ ত

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আহ ন জ ক চ দ য ন

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Не не изключено

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Какво Не

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Влизай в колата Това не е кола

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а проклета Хонда Одисей

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Инжекционът й е пълен отврат Стара бордова система

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Когато Хонда чуха че хламидиите се завръщат

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решиха да ги конкурират с Хонда Одисей

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Качвай се в проклетата кола

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Ще ви закара живи и здрави

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Старата Бетси няма грешка

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Но трябва да ми върнеш кучето

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Знам Слушай Да чедо

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Ако решиш да я оставиш трябва й нов дом

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или с теб се случи нещо

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нека да съм й татко

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Какво може да ми се случи

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Какво ли не

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唔得絕對唔得

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唔係嘛唔得唔得

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上車啦

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這不是車

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這是垃圾本田奧德斯

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節氣門反應超慢

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資訊娛樂系統又過時

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本田當時見性病流行

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就推出奧德斯鬥核突

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快乸啲上車

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她會安全送你們去目的地

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貝絲每次都做到

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但你要還返隻狗畀我

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我知聽住冇錯孩子

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如果你想棄養或者她需要新家

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或者你有乜冬瓜豆腐

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我樂意做她的爸爸

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我會有乜冬瓜豆腐

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好多可能性

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Ne ne ne Ne dolazi u obzir

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A a Ma što Ne Ne

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Samo sjedni u auto

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Ovo nije auto

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Ovo je jebena Honda Odyssey

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Pri davanju gasa puši kurac Sustav zabave je zastario

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Kad su u Hondi vidjeli da se neliječena klamidija vraća u modu

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izmislili su Hondu Odyssey kao konkurenciju

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Sjedaj u jebeni auto

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Dovest će vas zdrave i čitave Uvijek je tako sa Starom Betsy

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Samo morat ćeš mi vratiti psa

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Znam Slušaj Da dijete

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Ako je odlučiš ustupiti ili joj zatreba novi dom

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ili te nešto snađe volio bih joj biti tata

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Što bi se meni moglo dogoditi

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Hrpa toga

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Ne V žádným případě

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Co to Ne

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Nastup do auta

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Tohle není auto

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Tohle je zpíčená Honda Odyssey

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Odezva při řízení je na hovno

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Nudnej infotainment

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Když v Hondě viděli že neléčený chlamydie slaví comeback

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vyrobili Hondu Odyssey jako konkurenta

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Vlez do tý zpíčený káry

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Doveze vás bezpečně všude

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Stará dobrá Betsy

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Ale budeš mi muset vrátit mou fenečku

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Já vím Hele Ano drahá

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Kdyby ses jí chtěl někdy zbavit potřebovala novej domov

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nebo se ti něco stalo

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rád se jí ujmu

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Co by se mi jako mělo stát

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Nikdy nevíš

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Nej ikke tale om Niks

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Sæt dig nu bare ind i bilen Honda Odyssey er ikke en bil

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Motorresponsen sutter røv og multimediesystemet er lort

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Da Honda så klamydia gøre comeback opfandt de Odysseyen som modsvar

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Sæt dig ind i den skide bil

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Hun skal nok få jer sikkert frem gode gamle Betsy

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Jeg skal have min hund igen Det ved jeg godt Hør her

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Hvis du skal af med hende eller der skulle ske dig noget så sig til

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Hvad skulle der ske mig Det kunne være så meget

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Geen sprake van

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Wat de Nee

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Ga de auto in Dit is geen auto

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Dit is een Honda kut Odyssey

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De gasrespons zuigt Gedateerd infotainment systeem

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Toen Honda zag dat chlamydia met een revival bezig was

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kwamen ze met de Honda Odyssey als tegenhanger

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Stap nou maar in

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Ze brengt jullie er veilig naartoe Dat doet oude Betsy altijd

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Je moet wel m'n hond teruggeven

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Weet ik Luister kind

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Als je ooit van haar af wil of als ze een nieuw thuis wil

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of als jou iets overkomt dan wil ik graag haar papa zijn

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Wat kan mij nou gebeuren

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Een heleboel dingen

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Ei ei ei Kindlasti mitte

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Mida kura Ei Ei

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Kobi autosse

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See ei ole auto

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See on Honda Odyssey kurat võtaks

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Gaasipedaali tundlikkus imeb türa

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Meelelahutussüsteem on aegunud

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Kui Honda nägi et ravimata klamüüdia tuleb tagasi

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leiutasid nad Honda Odyssey sellega konkureerima

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Roni autosse kurat võtaks

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Ta viib teid turvaliselt kohale

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Vana Betsy teeb seda alati

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Aga sa pead mu koera tagasi andma

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Ma tean Kuula Jah laps

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Kui sa kunagi tahad temast loobuda või kui ta vajab uut kodu

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või kui sinuga peaks midagi juhtuma

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siis oleksin meeleldi tema papa

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Mis minuga juhtuda saaks

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Palju asju

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Ei ei Ei missään nimessä

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Mitä hemme Ei Ei

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Nouskaa vain autoon

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Ei tämä ole auto

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Tämä on Honda Odyssey perhana

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Kaasupoljin on susi

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Vanhentunut tietotekniikka

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Kun Honda näki että parantumaton klamydia teki paluun

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he tekivät Honda Odysseyn sen kilpailijaksi

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Nouse siihen hiton autoon

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Se vie teidät sinne turvallisesti

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Vanha Betsy vie aina

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Mutta sen koiran ottaisin kyllä takaisin

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Tiedän Kuulehan Niin lapsi

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Jos joskus haluat luopua siitä tai jos se tarvitsee uuden kodin

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tai jos sinulle sattuisi jotain

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olisin ilomielin sen iskä

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Mitä minulle muka tapahtuisi

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Yhtä sun toista

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Non non Pas question

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Qu'est ce que Non

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Monte dans la voiture

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Ce n'est pas une voiture

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C'est une maudite Honda Odyssey

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L'accélérateur est nul

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Le tableau de bord est nul

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Quand Honda a su que la chlamydia faisait un retour

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ils ont inventé la Honda Odyssey pour rivaliser avec elle

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Monte dans la voiture merde

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Elle va vous mener à destination en toute sécurité

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La vieille Betsy le fait toujours

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Mais il va falloir que tu me rendes mon chien

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Je sais Écoute Oui mon enfant

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Si tu veux l'abandonner si elle a besoin d'un nouveau foyer

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ou s'il t'arrive quelque chose

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j'aimerais être son papa

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Qu'est ce qui pourrait m'arriver

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Plein de trucs

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Nein Nicht mal im Traum

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Sicher nicht

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Steig ins Auto

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Das ist kein Auto

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Das ist ein verdammter Honda Odyssey

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Spricht an wie ein Schlappschwanz

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Uraltes Infotainment

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Als unbehandelte Chlamydien zurückkamen

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setzte Honda den Odyssey drauf

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Steig in die verdammte Karre

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Sie bringt euch sicher ans Ziel

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Auf die alte Betsy ist Verlass

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Ich will aber meinen Hund zurück

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Ich weiß Hör zu

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Ja Kind

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Wenn sie je ein neues Zuhause braucht

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oder wenn dir was zustößt

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wär ich gern ihr Papa

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Was sollte mir zustoßen

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Alles Mögliche

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Όχι όχι όχι Αποκλείεται

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Μα τι Όχι Όχι

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Μπες στο αμάξι

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Αυτό δεν είναι αμάξι

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Είναι ένα Honda γαμημένο Odyssey

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Η απόκριση του γκαζιού γαμιέται

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Βίντατζ ενημερωδιασκέδαση

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Όταν η Honda είδε ότι η χλαμύδια έκανε καμ μπακ

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εφεύραν το Honda Odyssey για να την ανταγωνιστεί

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Μπες στο γαμημένο το αμάξι

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Θα σας πάει εκεί σώους και αβλαβείς

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Είναι γερή μεγαλοκοπέλα

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Πρέπει να μου δώσεις πίσω τον σκύλο μου

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Το ξέρω Άκου Ναι μικρό μου

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Αν θελήσεις να τη δώσεις αν χρειαστεί σπίτι

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ή αν σου συμβεί κάτι

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θέλω να γίνω μπαμπάς της

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Τι να μου συμβεί

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Πολλά πράγματα

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לא לא לא ממש לא

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מה ל לא לא

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תיכנס כבר לאוטו

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זה לא אוטו

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זו פאקינג הונדה אודיסי

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תגובת המשנק שווה לתחת

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מערכת בידור מיושנת

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כשהונדה ראו שהכלמידיה עושה קאמבק

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הם המציאו את ההונדה אודיסי כדי להתחרות בה

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תיכנס כבר לאוטו

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היא תיקח אותך ליעד בבטחה

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ככה בטסי עושה תמיד

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אבל תצטרך להחזיר לי את הכלבה

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אני יודע תקשיב כן חמודה

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אם תרצה למסור אותה אם היא תצטרך בית חדש

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או אם משהו יקרה לך

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אשמח להיות אבא שלה

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מה יכול לקרות לי

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הרבה דברים

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Nem nem nem Szó sem lehet róla

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Mi a Nem nem

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Szállj be a kocsiba Ez nem kocsi

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Ez egy kibaszott Honda Odyssey

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A gázreakciója lófasz a köbön Az infotainment rendszere kuka

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Amikor a Honda látta hogy a kezeletlen chlamydia visszatér

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kitalálták a Honda Odyssey t versenytársnak

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Szállj be a kurva kocsiba

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Betsyvel pikpakk odaértek

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Megbízható az öreglány

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Viszont a kutyámat kérem vissza

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Tudom Figyelj Igen kicsim

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Ha mégis lemondanál róla

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vagy új otthonra lenne szüksége vagy valami történne veled

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örömmel lennék a papája

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Mégis mi történhetne velem

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Sok minden

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Nei Kemur ekki til mála

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Hvað í Nei Nei

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Inn í bílinn

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Þetta er ekki bíll

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Þetta er helvítis Honda Odyssey

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Inngjöfin sýgur tittling

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Úrelt upplýsingakerfi

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Þegar Honda sá að klamydíutilfellum fjölgaði

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hönnuðu þeir þennan til að keppa við þau

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Farðu inn í andskotans bílinn

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Hún kemur ykkur á leiðarenda

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Betsy bregst aldrei

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En þú þarft að skila hvutta

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Ég veit Heyrðu Já barn

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Ef þú vilt gefa hana ef hún þarf heimili

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eða eitthvað kemur fyrir þig

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verð ég pápi hennar

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Hvað gæti komið fyrir mig

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Ýmislegt

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Tidak itu pasti alkohol

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Kau tak boleh oh ya itu dia

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Persetan lambung

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Bagus

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Apa itu

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Kupakai rambut palsu agar tidak ketahuan

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Semua orang tahu

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Bisa bicarakan hal yang menghantuimu

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atau kita tungu saja kilas balik babak ketiga

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Persetan denganmu

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Kau tahu

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di duniaku

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No Assolutamente no

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Quella è no

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Tu sali in auto

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Non è un'auto

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Questa è una merdosissima Honda Odyssey

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L'accelerazione fa schifo al cazzo

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Il sistema multimediale è datato

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Quando la Honda ha visto la clamidia tornare in auge

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ha lanciato la Odyssey per farle concorrenza

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Sali in auto

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Vi porterà sani e salvi

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La vecchia Betsy non tradisce

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Tu dovrai ridarmi la cagnetta però

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Lo so Senti Sì bimba

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Se mai volessi darla via o se le servisse una nuova casa

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o se mai ti capitasse qualcosa di grave

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vorrei essere io il suo papà

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E cosa potrebbe mai accadermi

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Tante cose

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こんな車ダメだ

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絶対ダメ

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車に乗れ

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車じゃないホンダオデッセイだ

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スロットル反応が最低で時代遅れ

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クラミジア感染症を車にしたようなもんだ

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いいから乗れってんだ

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これなら安全に目的地まで行ける

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でも犬は返して

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返すよ

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だけどもし

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捨てたくなったりお前の身に何か起きたら

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俺がパパになる

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僕に何が起きる

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いろいろと

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안 돼 절대 안 돼

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무슨 안 돼 차에나 타

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이건 차가 아니야

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혼다 씨부랄 오디세이지

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액셀 반응이 좆구리고

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인포 시스템도 구식이야

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완치 불가능한 성병이 재유행하니까

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우리가 질쏘냐 하고 만든 게 오디세이야

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차에나 쳐타

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안전하게 데려다줄 거야

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벳시는 믿음직하거든

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근데 개는 돌려줘야지

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알아 근데 그래 아가야

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파양하고 싶거나 새집이 필요하거나

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너한테 무슨 일이 생기면

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내가 아빠 해줄게

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나한테 무슨 일이 생기겠어

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또 모르잖아

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Nē nekādā gadījumā

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Kas pie Nē

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Vienkārši kāp mašīnā

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Šī nav mašīna

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Šī ir sasodītā Honda Odyssey

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Droseļvārsta reakcija iesūkā

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Veca infoizklaides sistēma

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Kad Honda uzzināja ka atgriežas neizārstējamā hlamīdija

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viņi izgudroja Honda Odyssey lai ar to sacenstos

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Kāp tajā sasodītajā mašīnā

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Viņa jūs aizvedīs sveikus un veselus

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Vecā Betsija vienmēr aizved

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Tev tomēr būs jāatdod atpakaļ mans suns

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Es zinu Klausies Jā bērniņ

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Ja kādreiz vēlies tikt no viņas vaļā vai viņai vajag jaunas mājas

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vai ar tevi kaut kas atgadās

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es labprāt kļūšu par viņas papucīti

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Kas ar mani varētu atgadīties

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Daudz kas

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Ne Jokiu būdu

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Kas per Ne

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Lipk į mašiną

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Tai ne mašina

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Tai sušikta Honda Odyssey

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Įsibėgėjimas čiulpia pimpį

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Salono įranga

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Artėjant negydomų chlamidijų epidemijai Honda

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išrado priešnuodį Honda Odyssey

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Lipk į sušiktą mašiną

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Ji nuveš jus į vietą saugiai

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Senukė Betsė visada nuveža

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Tik turi atiduot man šunį

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Žinau Klausyk Taip vaikuti

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Jei norėsi ją atiduoti ar jai reikės naujų namų

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ar tau kas nutiks

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mielai pabūsiu jos tėtušiu

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Kas man gali nutikti

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Daug kas

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Nei Absolutt ikke

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Hva i Nei

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Sett dere i bilen

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Dette er ingen bil

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Dette er en Honda Odyssey for faen

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Spjeldresponsen suger kuk

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Gammelt infounderholdningssystem

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Da Honda så at ubehandlet klamydia kom tilbake

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fant de opp Honda Odyssey for å konkurrere

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Sett deg i den jævla bilen

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Hun får deg dit i god behold

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Det gjør Gamle Betsy alltid

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Men du må gi meg hunden min tilbake

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Vet det Hør Ja

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Hvis du vil gi henne fra deg eller hun trenger et nytt hjem

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eller noe skjer deg

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vil jeg gjerne være pappaen hennes

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Hva skulle skje med meg

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Mange ting

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Nie ma mowy

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Co za Nie i nie

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Właź do auta

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To nie jest auto

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To pieprzona Honda Odyssey

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Sprzęgło jest do dupy

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radio to żart

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Jak Honda odkryła że ludzie boją się kiły

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wymyślili ten model żeby bali się bardziej

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Wsiadaj do środka

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Dojedziecie cało i zdrowo

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Stara Betsy tak ma

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Ale musisz zwrócić mi sunię

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Wiem Słuchaj Tak maleńka

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Gdybyś kiedyś chciał ją oddać

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albo gdyby coś ci się stało

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chętnie ją wezmę

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Co miałoby mi się stać

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Są różne opcje

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Não Nem pensar

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Mas que Não

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Entra no carro

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Não é um carro

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É a merda de um Honda Odyssey

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A resposta do acelerador é uma merda

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Sistema de infoentretenimento antiquado

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Quando a Honda viu o regresso da clamídia não tratada

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inventou o Honda Odyssey para competir

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Entra na porra do carro

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Vai levar vos lá sãos e salvos

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A velha Betsy nunca falha

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Mas tens de me devolver o meu cão

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Eu sei Escuta Sim pequena

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Se algum dia te desfizeres dela se precisar de um novo lar

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ou se te acontecer alguma coisa

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adoraria ser o papá dela

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O que poderia acontecer me

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Montes de coisas

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Nie nie Neprichádza do úvahy

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Čo akože Nie

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Nastúp do auta

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To nie je auto

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To je posraná Honda Odyssey

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Zrýchlenie nahovno

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Pohodlie o ničom

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Keď v Honde zaregistrovali návrat chlamýdií

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chceli im konkurovať modelom Honda Odyssey

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Vlez už do toho skurveného auta

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Bezpečne vás tam dostane

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Stará dobrá Betsy vždy

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Ale psa mi musíš vrátiť

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Viem Počuj Áno moja

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Keby si ju nechcel hľadala by nový domov

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alebo by sa ti niečo stalo

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rád budem jej ocko

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Čo by sa mi mohlo stať

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Plno vecí

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Ne ne ne niti pod razno Kaj za Ne

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Sedi že v avto To ni avto ampak klinčeva honda odyssey

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Odzivnost je za en klinc Zastarel razvedrilni sistem

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Honda je nezdravljeni klamidiji za tekmico naredila hondo odyssey

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Sedi v kurčevi avto

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Varno vaju bo spravila tja Stara Betsy ne razočara

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Mi boš pa moral vrniti psa

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Vem Poslušaj Ja otrok če bi jo želel oddati ali rabi novi dom

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če bi se ti kaj zgodilo bom z veseljem njen očka

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Kaj pa bi se mi lahko zgodilo Marsikaj

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No Me niego

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Qué es esto No

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Sube al coche

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No es un coche

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Es un puto Honda Odyssey

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El acelerador es una mierda que te cagas

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La interfaz está desfasada

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Cuando Honda vio que había una epidemia de clamidia

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inventó el Odyssey para competir

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Sube al puto coche

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Os llevará sanos y salvos

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La vieja Betsy siempre cumple

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Pero devuélveme a la perra

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Lo sé Escucha Sí bonita

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Si renuncias a ella si necesita otro hogar

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o si te pasa cualquier cosa

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me encantaría ser su papá

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Qué podría pasarme

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Muchas cosas

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Nej aldrig i livet

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Nej

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Hoppa in i bilen Det är ingen bil utan en Honda Odyssey

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Accelerationen suger kuk Föråldrad infopanel

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Honda såg att klamydia gjorde comeback och byggde Odyssey för att konkurrera

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Sätt dig i biljäveln

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Hon tar er dit ni ska gamla Bettan

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Men du får ge tillbaka hunden Jag vet

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Hör på Om du nånsin vill bli av med henne

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om hon behöver ett nytt hem eller om nåt händer dig blir jag gärna husse

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Vad skulle kunna hända mig Massor av saker

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Hayır hayır Hayatta olmaz

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Has Hayır Hayır

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Bin şu arabaya

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Bu araba değil

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Bu sikimsonik bir Honda Odyssey

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Gaz tepkisi boku yemiş

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Ekran mekran hak getire

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Honda klamidyanın yeniden yaygınlaştığını görünce

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rekabet amaçlı Honda Odyssey'yi yarattı

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Bin şu siktiğimin arabasına

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Sizi sağ salim götürür

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Yaşlı Betsy yolda bırakmaz

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Ama bana köpeğimi geri vermelisin

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Biliyorum Dinle Evet ufaklık

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Ondan vazgeçecek olursan veya yeni bir yuva gerekirse

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veya sana bir şey olursa

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onun babişkosu olurum

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İyi de bana ne olabilir ki

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Neler olur neler

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Ні ні Нізащо

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Нє а Та якого Ні

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Сядь у машину

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Це не машина

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Це ж довбана Хонда Одіссей

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Прийомистість відстійна

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Допотопне радіо

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Нелікований хламідіоз повертається тож у Хонді

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розробили Одіссей Найгірше повертається

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Сядь уже в машину заколупав

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Вона довезе живими і здоровими

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Бетсі завжди так робить

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Але віддай мені мою собаку

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Я знаю Слухай Так дитино

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Якщо матимеш її віддати іншим людям

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чи якщо з тобою щось станеться

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я радо її візьму

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Та що зі мною станеться

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Багато чого

Available in 33 languages

Duration

42 seconds

Views

33

Timestamp in Movie

00:59:15

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, comedy

Production

Marvel Studios,Maximum Effort,21 Laps Entertainment,20th Century Studios,Kevin Feige Productions,TSG Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Deadpool is offered a place in the Marvel Cinematic Universe by the Time Variance Authority, but instead recruits a variant of Wolverine to save his universe from extinction.