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Deadpool:Why are you so nice?Nicepool:It costs nothing to be kind.Wolverine:Shutting the fuck up is also free.Nicepool:Caliente!

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Why are you so nice
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Oh it costs nothing to be kind
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Shutting the fuck up is also free
Available in 33 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
229
Timestamp in Movie
00:58:30
Uploaded
Feb 15, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
Marvel Studios,Maximum Effort,21 Laps Entertainment,20th Century Studios,Kevin Feige Productions,TSG Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Deadpool is offered a place in the Marvel Cinematic Universe by the Time Variance Authority, but instead recruits a variant of Wolverine to save his universe from extinction.
This is Logan - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:06
This is Logan
Oh, no, no, no, no. - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:42
Oh, no, no, no, no.
This isn't a carThis is a Honda fuckin' OdysseyThrottle response sucks a cockDated infotainment systemWhen Honda saw that untreated chlamydia was makin' a comebackthey invented the Honda Odyssey to compete - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:14
This isn't a carThis is a Honda fuckin'...
Get in the fucking car - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:24
Get in the fucking car
- Jesus. - No! - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:13
- Jesus. - No!
Okay, I'm just gonna ask... - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:28
Okay, I'm just gonna ask...
Okay I'm just gonna ask - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:17
Okay I'm just gonna ask
Okay, I'm just gonna ask... - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:51
Okay, I'm just gonna ask...
Friends don't let friends leave the house lookin' likethey fight crime for the Los Angeles Rams - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:06
Friends don't let friends leave the house lookin'...
If they can fix your world what's the first thingyou're gonna do when you get out of hereGet some rubbing alcohol shots maybe a wiper fluid chaserWhat did you say I said when you get backwhat's the first thing you're gonna do No no no Before thatIf they - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:27
If they can fix your world what's the first...
What do you mean, "if"? - Deadpool & Wolverine 01:01
What do you mean, "if"?
One more word. - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:57
One more word.
You know what You're a fucking jokeNo wonder the Avengers didn't take youOr the X Men And they'll take fucking anyoneI mean you are a ridiculous immature half wit moronI have never meta sadder more attention starved jabbering little prickin my entire - Deadpool & Wolverine 01:05
You know what You're a fucking jokeNo wonder the...
I'm gonna fight you now. - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:08
I'm gonna fight you now.
Baby Knife! - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:19
Baby Knife!
I take it all back. - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:09
I take it all back.
Thor! Where are we? No clue, but... I like it here. - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:11
Thor! Where are we? No clue, but... I like it here.
So just to refresh you areWonder ElektraElektra Yes Who could forgetAnd you I was not expecting to see you hereI thought you were you knowretiredRetardedRetiredI'm already in The Void I'm not trying to get canceled againI don't like you You never did - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:24
So just to refresh you areWonder ElektraElektra Yes Who...
And who's this succulent reminder of my own inadequaciesLook at youYou look like the superhero version of HawkeyeThe name's Remy LeBeau Le Diable BlancBut you can call me the GambitIt's been a while since I've seen Sling Blade Hit me againThey call me the - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:24
And who's this succulent reminder of my own...
You know we never had a Wolverine up in hereBut I can tell you nowit's just a common courtesy to askbefore you drink up all of my liquorWell it's a good thing I don't give a fuckFuckSo embarrassing - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:20
You know we never had a Wolverine up in hereBut I can tell...