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One more word. Please give me one. Gubernatorial. Oh, fuck! You know what? You're a fucking joke. No wonder the Avengers didn't take you. Or the X-Men.And they'll take fucking anyone. I mean, you area ridiculous, immature, half-wit moron. I have never met a sadder, more attention-starved,jabbering little prick in my entire life. And that says a lot,'cause I've been alive for more than 200 fuckin' years, and I'll tell ya, that bald chick was right about one thing. You will never save the world! You couldn't even save a relationship with a goddamn stripper! And motherfucker, I wishI could say you'd die alone, but it's one of God'sbest jokes that you can't die, except that's on all of us!
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One more word
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Please give me one
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Gubernatorial
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Oh fuck
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You know what You're a fucking joke
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No wonder the Avengers didn't take you
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Or the X Men And they'll take fucking anyone
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I mean you are a ridiculous immature half wit moron
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I have never met
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a sadder more attention starved jabbering little prick
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in my entire life
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And that says a lot 'cause I've been alive
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for more than 200 fuckin' years
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and I'll tell ya
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that bald chick was right about one thing
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You will never save the world
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You couldn't even save a relationship
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with a goddamn stripper
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And motherfucker I wish I could say you'd die alone
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but it's one of God's best jokes that you can't die
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except that's on all of us
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Movie Summary
Deadpool is offered a place in the Marvel Cinematic Universe by the Time Variance Authority, but instead recruits a variant of Wolverine to save his universe from extinction.
