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You'll get 'em next time, pal

Deadpool & Wolverine

You'll get 'em next time, pal.- Yeah. And look,you can always go back to superhero-ing. I...

Deadpool & Wolverine • 2024

You'll get 'em next time, pal.- Yeah. And look,you can always go back to superhero-ing. I mean, I know I'd liketo see you back in the suit. I don't keep it in my lockerso that I can wear it. I keep it in my locker in casewe need to saddle up again. Hey, hey, hey.What is that doing in there? I'm done. I'm done. And I'm fine with being done. Look, is sales the best match? Probably not. Is this the life that I alwaysimagined for myself? Fuck no. But this is the right fitfor me, Sugar Bear, it is. Okay, Mr. Wilson. I'm just saying, once a month, we could go on a little mission. We're human beings. We crave purpose. After all, we're Deadpool. Please stop saying that.We're not Deadpool. I'm not even Deadpool anymore. Well, if you're gonna havea midlife crisis, go big. A few years ago, a friend of mine got his nipples piercedwith a titanium chain that goes down and attachesto his Van Johnson

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an8 You'll get 'em next time pal Yeah

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And look you can always go back to superhero ing

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I mean I know I'd like to see you back in the suit

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I don't keep it in my locker so that I can wear it

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I keep it in my locker in case we need to saddle up again

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Hey hey hey What is that doing in there

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I'm done

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I'm done

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And I'm fine with being done

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Look is sales the best match

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Probably not

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Is this the life that I always imagined for myself Fuck no

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But this is the right fit for me Sugar Bear it is

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Okay Mr Wilson

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I'm just saying once a month

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we could go on a little mission

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We're human beings We crave purpose

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After all we're Deadpool

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Please stop saying that We're not Deadpool

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I'm not even Deadpool anymore

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Well if you're gonna have a midlife crisis go big

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A few years ago a friend of mine

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got his nipples pierced with a titanium chain

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that goes down and attaches to his Van Johnson

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an8 درايفماكس

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an8 ستقنعهم في المرة المقبلة يا رجل

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واسمع بوسعك العودة إلى عمل البطل الخارق

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أعلم أنني أود رؤيتك مرتديا بزتك مجددا

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لا أبقيها في خزانتي لكي أتمكن من ارتدائها

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أبقيها في خزانتي في حال اضطررنا إلى الاستعداد مجددا

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مهلا مهلا ماذا لم تضعها هناك

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انتهيت

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انتهيت

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وتقبلت فكرة أنني انتهيت من ذلك

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اسمع هل المبيع هو العمل الأفضل لي

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على الأرجح لا

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هل هذه الحياة التي تخيلتها دوما لنفسي حتما لا

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لكنها الحياة الملائمة لي عزيزي إنها كذلك

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حسنا سيد ويلسون

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أقول وحسب إنه مرة في الشهر بوسعنا الذهاب في مهمة صغيرة

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نحن بشر نتوق إلى إيجاد هدف

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في النهاية نحن ديدبول

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أرجوك كف عن قول ذلك لسنا ديدبول ما عدت ديدبول حتى

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إن كنت ستعيش أزمة متوسط العمر افعل شيئا بارزا

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منذ بضعة أعوام

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خضع صديقي لثقب في الصدر بواسطة سلسلة من التيتانيوم

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تتدلى وتتصل بأسفله

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দ খ আম য চ ছ আম একজন অ য ভ ঞ জ র হত চ ই

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আম একজন অ য ভ ঞ জ র হত চ ই

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ক ন ত ম চ ও একজন প রত শ ধক হত

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আপন র চ রপ শ দ খ ন আম বলত চ ইত ছ ত র স র স র

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এব ত র ক কর ত গ র ত বপ র ণ

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আম ক একজন অ য ভ ঞ জ র হত হব

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স য র আম র ম য র ক ছ আছ এট আম র স কট ক দ য এব আম

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যদ আম জ ন স ঘ র য ন এব আম র স থ ক ছ কর ন

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উপহ র আম এট মন কর ন সত য ই আম র জন য ক জ করত য চ ছ

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এব আম ত ক দ ষ র প করব ন

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অ য ভ ঞ জ রর খ ব অনন য স প রহ র দ র দল দ ড য আছ

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শ ধ চ য ব শ ক ছ র জন য য দ ধ এব প শ ক পর

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ম ন ম ন ষ আম দ র দ ক ত ক য আছ

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ব চ চ র আম দ র দ ক ত ক য

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দ খ ত আম দ র আম ছ ল ম ন সচ তন আপন একজন প রত শ ধক ছ ল ন

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অ য ভ ঞ জ রস স লগ ন প রয ক ত গতভ ব

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আপন র পর শক ত ক

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এট ক সম ন তর ল প র ক

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আম খ ব দ খ ত

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য ন ষ ঠ র ছ ল

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আম যখন ন র ভ স হই তখন আম ম রধর কর

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আর হব ন

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ধ ওয ক ট য ক

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অন গ রহ

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আপন শ ধ ক ছ ম হ র ত আগ বল ছ ল ন য আপন চ ন একট প রত শ ধক হত ক রণ আপন র এট প রয জন

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an8 Другия път ще стане

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А може да се върнеш към супергеройствата

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Бих се радвал пак да облечеш костюма

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Не го държа в шкафчето си за да го нося

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а в случай че се наложи

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Я стига какво прави това тук

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Аз приключих

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Приключих

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И нямам проблем с това

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Продажбите за мен ли са

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Вероятно не

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За такъв живот ли съм си мечтал Друг път

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Но това нещо е подходящо за мен Сладък Мечо

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Добре г н Уилсън

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Просто бихме могли веднъж в месеца да си правим мисийки

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Хора сме копнеем за призвание

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Все пак ние сме Дедпул

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Стига с това не сме Дедпул Дори аз вече не съм

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Като ще си в криза на средната възраст дерзай

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Преди години

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приятел си сложи на зърната халки с верига от титан

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която се захващаше за неговия Ван Чепсън

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an8 車霸

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an8 你下次會賣得出老友

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聽住你隨時可撈返超級英雄

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我好想見到你再穿戰衣

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我放在儲物櫃不是自己想穿

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而是為了有需要時再一齊出動

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喂咩事點解放入去

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我收山了

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我收山了

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而我亦樂於收山

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我是否最擅長推銷

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可能不是

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我一直夢想過這種生活唔乸係

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但目前它最適合我甜心熊仔真的

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好吧偉遜先生

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不如就一個月一次去做吓小任務

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我們是人渴望有目標

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畢竟我們是死侍

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咪再咁講我們不是死侍我已不再是死侍

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如果你在經歷中年危機不妨玩大佢

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幾年前

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我有朋友在乳頭穿了條鈦鏈

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一直向下連住條啫

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an8 Dobit ćeš ih sljedeći put kompa

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I čuj uvijek se možeš vratiti superjunaštvu

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Hoću reći znam da bih te rado vidio u odijelu

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Ne držim ga u ormariću da bih ga nosio

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Držim ga u ormariću za slučaj da opet moramo u sedlo

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Hej hej hej Što Zašto ti je to tu unutra

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Gotov sam

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Gotov sam

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I u redu mi je što sam gotov

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Čuj odgovara li mi najbolje prodaja Vjerojatno ne

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Zamišljam li si oduvijek ovakav život Ne jebote

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Ali ovo mi dobro odgovara Šećerko da znaš

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Okej g Wilson

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Samo kažem jednom mjesečno možemo na mali zadatak

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Ljudi smo Žudimo za svrhom

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Napokon mi smo Deadpool

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Molim te prestani Nismo mi Deadpool Čak ni ja više nisam Deadpool

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Dobro ako moraš imati krizu srednjih godina daj si oduška

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Pred koju godinu jedan si je prijatelj pirsao bradavice uz lanac od titanija

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koji mu se spušta do spoja s veseljkom

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an8 Dostaneš je příště

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A vždycky můžeš bejt zase superhrdina

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I já bych tě chtěl vidět v převleku

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Mám ho ve svý skříňce aby ses mohl převlíct

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Kdybychom se potřebovali vrátit do sedel

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Co to tam dělá

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Já skončil

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Skončil

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A jsem za to fakt rád

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Hele hodím se do prodeje

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Zřejmě ne

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Představoval jsem si že takhle jednou skončím Hovno

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Ale tohle je teď pro mě jako dělaný Medvídku

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Dobře pane Wilsone

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Jen říkám že jednou měsíčně bychom si mohli dát minimisi

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Jsme lidi Chceme aby měl náš život smysl

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Koneckonců jsme Deadpool

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Tohle už neříkej Nejsme Deadpool Ani já už nejsem Deadpool

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Jestli máš krizi středního věku tak si ji užij

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Před pár lety

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si jeden můj kámoš nechal piercnout bradavky titanovým řetězem

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kterej si může zaháknout dole o svýho Van Dyka

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an8 Næste gang lykkes det Ellers kan du blive superhelt igen

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Jeg så dig gerne i dragten igen Den hænger i mit skab

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Hvis nu vi bliver nødt til at hoppe i sadlen igen

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Hvad laver den der Jeg er færdig

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Jeg er færdig og jeg har det fint med det

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Er jeg den fødte sælger Næppe

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Er det her mit drømmeliv Fandengaleme nej

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Men det fungerer Pøllegris Så siger vi det

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En gang om måneden kunne vi da godt tage på en lille mission

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Mennesker har brug for at gøre nytte og vi er jo Deadpool

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Vi er ikke Deadpool Jeg er ikke Deadpool længere

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Så fyr op for midtlivskrisen

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En af mine venner fik piercet sine brystvorter med en kæde

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der er fæstnet til hans tissetrold

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Volgende keer lukt het wel

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En je kunt altijd weer gaan superhelden

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Ik wil je graag weer in zo'n pak zien

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Ik bewaar het niet in m'n locker om het te kunnen dragen

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Maar voor het geval we weer moeten aantreden

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Hé wat doet dat daar

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Ik ben gestopt

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Ik ben gestopt

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En dat vind ik helemaal prima

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Past verkopen het best bij me Waarschijnlijk niet

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Is dit het leven dat ik me altijd had voorgesteld Echt niet

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Maar dit past het best bij me Echt waar Sugarbear

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Goed Mr Wilson

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We zouden eens per maand op missie kunnen gaan

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We zijn mensen We snakken naar een doel

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En tenslotte zijn wij Deadpool

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Hou daarmee op Wij zijn geen Deadpool Ik ben zelfs geen Deadpool meer

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Als je dan toch een midlifecrisis wil doe het dan groots

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Een paar jaar geleden

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liet een vriend van me z'n tepels piercen met een titanium ketting

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die aan z'n jandoedel vastzit

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an8 Järgmine kord läheb õnneks semu

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Ja sa võid alati tagasi superkangelase värgi juurde minna

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Mina tahaks küll sind taas rüüga näha

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Ma ei hoia seda oma kapis et saaksin seda ise kanda

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Hoian seda oma kapis juhuks kui peame taas tegutsema

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Kuule Mida see seal teeb

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Sellega on kõik

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Mulle aitab

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Ja mulle sobib et sellega on kõik

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Kas müügitöö sobib kõige paremini

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Tõenäoliselt mitte

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Kas see on selline elu millist enda jaoks ette kujutasin Pagan ei

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Aga see sobib mulle Ausõna Mõmmik

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Olgu härra Wilson

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Ütlen vaid et võiksime kord kuus väikesele missioonile minna

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Me oleme inimesed Vajame eesmärki

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Pealegi me oleme Deadpool

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Lõpeta see jutt Me ei ole Deadpool Isegi mina pole enam Deadpool

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Kui juba keskeakriis ette võtta siis suurelt

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Paar aastat tagasi

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laskis mu sõber paigaldada nibudesse titaanketi

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mis läheb alla välja ja kinnitub ta Vello külge

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an8 Ensi kerralla teet kaupat kamu

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Ja kuulehan voit aina palata supersankarointiin

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Näkisin sinut mieluusti taas siinä asussa

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En pidä sitä kaapissa jotta voisin itse käyttää sitä

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Pidän sitä kaapissa josko me vaikka joutuisimme hommiin

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Hei hei Mitä se täällä tekee

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Minulle riitti

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Olen lopettanut sen

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Ja se passaa minulle vallan mainiosti

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Sopiiko myynti minulle parhaiten

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Luultavasti ei

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Tällaisenko elämän aina kuvittelin itselleni En helvetissä

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Mutta tämä on passelia minulle halinalle

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Hyvä on herra Wilson

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Sanon vain että voisimme ottaa kerran kuussa pienen tehtävän

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Olemme ihmisiä Kaipaamme tarkoitusta

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Olemmehan kuitenkin Deadpool

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Lakkaa sanomasta noin Me emme ole Deadpool Edes minä en enää ole

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Jos aiot saada keski iän kriisin tee se kunnolla

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Muutama vuosi sitten

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ystäväni lävistytti nänninsä titaaniketjulla

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joka on kiinni jormassa

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an8 Tu les auras la prochaine fois

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Tu peux toujours redevenir un superhéros

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J'aimerais bien te revoir dans le costume

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Ce n'est pas pour moi que je le garde dans mon casier

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Je le garde dans mon casier au cas où on en aurait besoin

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Hé hé Quoi Qu'est ce que ça fait là

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C'est fini

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C'est fini

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Et ça me va comme ça

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Les ventes est ce génial

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Sûrement pas

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Est ce que c'est la vie dont j'ai toujours rêvé Vraiment pas

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Mais c'est le bon choix pour moi mon ourson

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D'accord M Wilson

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Je dis juste qu'une fois par mois on pourrait partir en mission

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On est des êtres humains On a besoin d'un but

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Après tout on est Deadpool

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Arrête de dire ça Je ne suis même plus Deadpool

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Si tu dois avoir une crise de la quarantaine fais le à fond

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Il y a quelques années

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un ami à moi s'est fait percer les tétons avec une chaîne en titane

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qui descend et s'attache à son Van Johnson

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an8 Nächstes Mal klappt's

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Und du könntest wieder Superheld sein

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Ich säh dich gern wieder im Anzug

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Ich hab ihn nicht für mich im Spind

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Ich hab ihn da für den Fall des Falles

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Was macht er da drin

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Ich bin raus

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Ich bin raus

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Und das ist für mich in Ordnung

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Ist Verkäufer mein Traumjob

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Vermutlich nicht

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Ist es das Leben das ich mir erträumt habe Fuck nein

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Aber es passt für mich Zuckerbärchen Echt

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Okay Mr Wilson

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Ich mein ja nur einmal im Monat eine kleine Mission

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Wir sind Menschen Wir brauchen ein Ziel

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Schließlich sind wir Deadpool

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Bitte lass das Wir sind nicht Deadpool Nicht mal ich bin noch Deadpool

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Wenn schon Midlife Crisis dann richtig

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Ein Freund von mir hat sich die Nippel piercen lassen

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und eine Titankette runter gelegt zu seinem Van Johnson

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an8 Θα πουλήσεις την επόμενη φορά

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Και μπορείς πάντα να γυρίσεις στους υπερήρωες

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Ξέρω ότι θα ήθελα να σε δω πάλι με τη στολή

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Δεν την έχω στο ντουλάπι για να τη φοράω

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Την έχω μήπως χρειαστεί να ετοιμαστούμε

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Τι κάνει αυτό εκεί μέσα

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Τελείωσα

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Τελείωσα

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Και δεν έχω πρόβλημα να τελειώνω

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Οι πωλήσεις μάς ταιριάζουν

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Μάλλον όχι

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Αυτή είναι η ζωή που πάντα φανταζόμουν για τον εαυτό μου Όχι

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Αλλά αυτό είναι το σωστό για μένα Αρκουδάκο μου

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Εντάξει κ Γουίλσον

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Μια φορά τον μήνα μπορούμε να κάνουμε μια μικρή αποστολή

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Άνθρωποι είμαστε Λαχταράμε να έχουμε στόχους

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Άλλωστε είμαστε Ντέντπουλ

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Σταμάτα δεν είμαστε Ντέντπουλ Δεν είμαι Ντέντπουλ πια

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Αν είναι να πάθεις κρίση μέσης ηλικίας δώσ' τα όλα

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Πριν μερικά χρόνια

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ένας φίλος μου τρύπησε τις ρώγες του με αλυσίδα τιτανίου

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που πάει κάτω και ενώνεται με το πυροβόλο

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an8 דרייבמקס

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an8 תצליח בפעם הבאה

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ותראה תמיד תוכל לחזור להיות גיבור על

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הייתי שמח לראות אותך שוב בחליפה

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אני לא שומר אותה בלוקר בשביל עצמי

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אני שומר אותה למקרה שנצטרך לצאת שוב למשימה

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היי היי מה מה זה עושה פה

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סיימתי

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סיימתי

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ואני בסדר עם זה שסיימתי

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האם מתאים לי להיות איש מכירות

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כנראה שלא

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האם אלה החיים שתמיד דמיינתי לעצמי ממש לא

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אבל זה מסתדר לי דובון שלי באמת

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טוב מר וילסון

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אני רק אומר שאפשר לצאת למשימה קטנה פעם בחודש

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אנחנו בני אדם אנחנו כמהים למשמעות

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אחרי הכול אנחנו דדפול

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תפסיק להגיד את זה בבקשה אנחנו לא דדפול אפילו אני כבר לא דדפול

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אם אתה כבר במשבר אמצע החיים אז עד הסוף

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לפני כמה שנים

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חבר שלי עשה בפטמות פירסינג של שרשרת טיטניום

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שיורדת ומתחברת לשמוליק שלו

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I'm here I've waited for this moment for so long

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Thank you sir for seeing me

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I firmly believe that my services could be of great use to your organization

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Now I know I was caught smasturbating in the lobby of Stark Towers

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Smasturbating I'm sorry what was that

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No I'm sorry

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That's when you get those toy pulp cans right

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And then you just look down and you just

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You brace yourself and you ravage the midsection

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I get it Okay okay

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The picture's painted

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You get the gist

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What exactly brings you here today

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Why I'm Wow okay

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I I care

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I know I turn everything into a joke but I

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an8 Majd a következő összejön És bármikor visszamehetsz szuperhősködni

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Jó lenne újra rajtad látni a szerkót

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Nem magam miatt tartom a szekrényemben

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Azért hátha újra nyeregbe kell pattannunk

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Hé hé hé Mi van Mi a fenét keres ez itt

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Kiszálltam

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Végleg

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És ezzel tök rendben vagyok

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Hogy való e nekem a kereskedelem Talán nem

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Hogy mindig is ilyen életet képzeltem e magamnak Lófaszt

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De ez passzol hozzám Mackópofa hidd el

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Oké Mr Wilson

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Azért mondjuk havi egyszer akciózhatnánk egy kicsit

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Emberek vagyunk A célok hajtanak

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És mi vagyunk Deadpool

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Felejtsd el Mi nem vagyunk Deadpool Már én magam sem vagyok az

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Hát ha kapuzárási pánikod van ne aprózd el

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Egy haverom mellbimbópiercinget csináltatott ami egy titánlánccal

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hozzá volt rögzítve a hancúrlécéhez

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Þú nærð þeim næst vinur

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Þú getur snúið aftur í ofurhetjustarfið

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Ég vil sjá þig í gallanum

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Ég geymi hann ekki í skápnum fyrir mig

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Hann er hérna ef við þurfum að stökkva til

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Hvað er þetta að gera þarna

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Ég er hættur

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Ég er hættur

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Ég er ánægður með það

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Hentar sölustarfið mér

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Líklega ekki

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Er þetta lífið sem ég sá alltaf fyrir mér Alls ekki

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En þetta er það rétta núna Sykurbangsi

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Þá það herra Wilson

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Við gætum farið í sendiför einu sinni í mánuði

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Við erum mannlegir og þráum tilgang

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Auk þess erum við Deadpool

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Ekki segja það Við erum það ekki Ég er ekki Deadpool lengur

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Ef þetta er miðaldurskrísa skaltu hugsa stórt

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Fyrir nokkrum árum

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lét vinur minn setja títankeðju í geirvörturnar

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sem náði niður og tengdist Villta Villanum

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Polisi bilang gravitasi tapi jujur saja

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mereka tak teruji tentang fokus tim

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Khususnya si Cable

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Sepertinya ini tak berjalan baik

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Tolong berhenti menulis

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Dengar aku hanya Aku ingin jadi Avenger

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Aku ingin menjadi seorang Avenger

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Mengapa

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Lihatlah mereka terbaik dari yang terbaik

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Dan perbuatan mereka itu berarti

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Aku harus jadi Avenger

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Pacarku sudah muak denganku

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Jika tak mengubah keadaan dan berbuat sesuatu

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menurutku dia takkan kembali padaku

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Dan aku takkan menyalahkannya

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Avengers adalah kelompok pahlawan super yang unik dan tercipta

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bukan sekedar untuk berkelahi dan mengenakan kostum

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Masyarakat mengagumi kita

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Anak anak juga

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Kita Aku tak tahu kau seorang Avenger

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Hubungan dekat secara teknis

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Apa kekuatan supermu

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Parkir paralel

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Aku minta maaf Itu kejam

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an8 Venderai la prossima volta amico

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E sai Puoi sempre tornare al super eroismo

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A me piacerebbe rivederti in tuta

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Non la tengo nell'armadietto per metterla io

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La tengo lì in caso dovessimo tornare in sella

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Ehi Che ci fa quella lì

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Ho chiuso

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Ho chiuso

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E mi va bene di aver chiuso

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Secondo te sono nato per vendere

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Penso di no

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Immaginavo questa vita Cazzo no

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Ma mi calza a pennello orsacchiotto

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Okay signor Wilson

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Ma una volta al mese potremmo organizzare una missione

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Siamo essere umani Vogliamo uno scopo

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Dopotutto noi siamo Deadpool

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Ti prego smettila Non siamo Deadpool Neanch'io lo sono più

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Se hai una crisi di mezza età vivila alla grande

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Qualche anno fa

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un mio amico si è fatto un piercing ai capezzoli con una catena

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che scendeva e si attaccava al suo Van Johnson

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an7 ドライブマックス

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次は売れるさ

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ダメならヒーローに戻れ

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またスーツを着るんだ

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ロッカーに入れてある

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また活躍する日のために

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よしてくれ何のつもりだ

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俺はやめた

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やめたんだ

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これでいいと思ってる

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車のセールスが

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理想の生き方だなんて思っちゃいない

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でもいいんだクマちゃん

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分かったよ

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月に１回軽いミッションやったら

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人には目的が必要だ

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デッドプールだろ

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やめろよもうデッドプールじゃない

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中年の危機かデカいことやれ

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数年前友達が

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乳首ピアスに通した鎖をイチモツとつないだ

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an8 드라이브맥스

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an8 다음엔 팔겠지

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뭐하면 슈퍼히어로 복귀해도 되고

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슈트 입은 모습 진짜 그립네

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내가 입으려고 사물함에 넣어둔 건 아닌데

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다시 출동할 때를 대비해서 놔뒀지

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잠깐 뭐 이게 여기 왜 있어

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관뒀다니까

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관뒀어

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나 아무렇지 않아

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세일즈가 천직이냐고

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아닐 거야

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이게 꿈꾸던 삶이냐고 씨발 아니지

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하지만 나한테 맞아 곰돌아 괜찮아

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알았어 윌슨 씨

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월 1회 정도는 출동하잔 얘기야

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우린 인간이고 갈망이 있잖아

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우린 데드풀이기도 하고

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그만해

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우린 데드풀 아니야 나도 아닌데 무슨

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혹시 중년의 위기면 확 질러버려

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몇 년 전엔

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내 친구가 젖꼭지에 티타늄 체인 피어싱하고

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자기 존슨까지 체인 연결했잖아

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an8 Nākamreiz pārdosi vecīt

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Turklāt tu vienmēr vari atgriezties pie supervaroņu lietām

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Es gribētu redzēt tevi supervaroņa tērpā

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Es to neglabāju skapītī lai varētu to uzvilkt

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Glabāju to skapītī lai to varētu pielietot darbībā

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Hei Ko tas tur dara

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Esmu beidzis

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Esmu beidzis

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Un es esmu ar to mierā

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Vai pārdošana man padodas

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Droši vien ka ne

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Vai tādu dzīvi es vienmēr iztēlojos Pie velna nē

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Tomēr man tas der Lāčuk

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Labi Vilsona kungs

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Es tikai saku ka reizi mēnesī mēs varētu doties nelielā uzdevumā

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Mēs esam cilvēki Mums vajag mērķi

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Galu galā mēs esam Dedpūls

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Beidz to atkārtot Mēs neesam Dedpūls Es vairs neesmu Dedpūls

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Ja tev būs pusmūža krīze izdari ko neprātīgu

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Pirms dažiem gadiem

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mans draugs izdūra krūtsgalos titāna ķēdes pīrsingus

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kas nokarājās uz leju līdz pat viņa draudziņam

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an8 Kitą kartą pasiseks

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Juk visada gali grįžt prie superherojaus darbo

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Norėčiau vėl pamatyt tave su kostiumu

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Ne tam laikau jį spintelėje kad pats vilkčiausi

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O tam atvejui jei mes vėl šoktume į trasą

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Ką Ką tu čia darai

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Aš baigiau

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Aš baigiau

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Ir aš su tuo susitaikiau

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Ar pardavimai yra mano sritis

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Turbūt ne

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Ar apie tokį gyvenimą svajojau Ne blemba

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Bet tai man geriausiai tinka Cukrinis meškiuk

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Gerai pone Vilsonai

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Juk galėtume imtis nedidelės misijos nors kartą per mėnesį

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Mes juk žmonės Mums reikia tikslo

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Juk mes Dedpulai

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Liaukis tai kartojęs Mes nebe Dedpulai Net aš jau ne Dedpulas

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Jei nusprendei išgyvent vidurio amžiaus krizę pasiautėk

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Prieš kelis metus

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vienas mano draugas sau į spenelius įsivėrė titano grandinę

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sujungtą su jo Van Džonsonu

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an8 Du får det til neste gang kompis

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Og du kan alltid bli superhelt igjen

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Jeg vil gjerne se deg i drakten igjen

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Jeg har den ikke i skapet så jeg kan ikke bruke den

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Jeg har den i skapet i fall vi må gå til aksjon igjen

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Du Hva gjør den der

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Jeg er ferdig

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Jeg er ferdig

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Og det er greit å være ferdig

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Er salg jobben som passer meg best

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Antakelig ikke

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Er dette livet jeg har drømt om Nei

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Men dette passer for meg Sukkerbjørn

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Ok Mr Wilson

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Vi kan dra på oppdrag én gang i måneden

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Vi er mennesker Vi vil ha et formål

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Vi er tross alt Deadpool

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Ikke si det Jeg er ikke Deadpool lenger

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Skal du ha en midtlivskrise gjør det skikkelig

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For noen år siden

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fikk en venn av meg piercet brystvortene med en titankjede

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som er festet til veslekaren hans

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an8 Kiedyś kupią

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Zawsze możesz znów być superbohaterem

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Chciałbym żeby tak było

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Nie dla siebie trzymam w szafce ten strój

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Może znów trzeba będzie siodłać konika

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Co ty robisz

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To przeszłość

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Przeszłość

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I dobrze mi z tym

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Czy handel jest dla mnie

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Pewnie nie

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Czy o takim życiu marzyłem Kurwa skąd

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Ale jest jak jest pysiu

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Okej panie Wilson

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Raz w miesiącu można by skoczyć na jakąś misję

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Jesteśmy ludźmi Trzeba mieć jakiś cel

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Deadpool to my

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Przestań Nawet ja nie jestem już Deadpoolem

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Kryzys wieku średniego trzeba mieć z przytupem

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Kilka lat temu

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kumpel złączył sobie sutki tytanowym łańcuchem

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a drugi koniec przyczepił do pindola

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an8 Da próxima vais convencê los

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E podes sempre voltar ao super heroísmo

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Gostava de voltar a ver te com o fato

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Não o guardo no meu cacifo para usá lo eu

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Guardo o para o caso de termos de voltar à ação

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O quê O que faz isso aí

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Para mim acabou

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Acabou

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E por mim tudo bem

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Ser vendedor é o ideal

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Provavelmente não

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É a vida que sempre imaginei Não foda se

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Mas é a mais adequada para mim Ursinho Fofo

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Está bem Sr Wilson

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Só digo que uma vez por mês podíamos fazer uma missãozinha

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Somos seres humanos Ansiamos por um propósito

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Afinal somos o Deadpool

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Por favor para de dizer isso Não somos o Deadpool Já nem eu o sou

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Se vais ter uma crise de meia idade que seja em grande

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Há uns anos

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um amigo meu furou os mamilos com uma corrente de titânio

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que desce e se prende ao coiso

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an8 Predáš ho nabudúce

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A vždy sa môžeš vrátiť k superhrdinstvu

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Rád by som ťa zas videl v kostýme

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Nemám ho v skrinke aby som ho nosil

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Mám ho tam keby sme potrebovali vyraziť

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Hej čo to tam robí

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Skončil som

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Skončil

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A som s tým v pohode

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Je predávanie pre mňa

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Asi nie

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Sníval som o takomto živote Ani náhodou

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Ale je to to pravé macinko

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Dobre pán Wilson

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Ale raz za mesiac by sme mohli dať malú misiu

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Sme ľudia Túžime mať ciele

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Veď sme Deadpool

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Prosím ťa mlč Nie sme Deadpool Ani ja už nie som Deadpool

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Ak máš krízu stredného veku tak si ju uži

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Pred pár rokmi

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si dal kamoš do bradaviek titánovú retiazku

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a tou si ich spojil s klobáskou

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an8 Naslednjič ti bo uspelo In vedno si lahko spet superjunak

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Sam bi te rad videl v kostumu

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V omarici ga nimam zase

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Imam ga če bi morala spet skočiti v sedlo

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Hej kaj Zakaj je to tule

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Zaključil sem

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Zaključil sem

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In pomirjen sem s tem

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Je prodaja najboljša zame Verjetno ne

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Sem si mislil da bom tako živel Kje pa pizda

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Ampak to je pravšnje delo zame Medo Res Prav g Wilson

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Pravim le da bi lahko šla enkrat mesečno na misijo

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Človeka sva hrepeniva po namenu

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Konec koncev sva Deadpool

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Prosim nehaj Nisva Deadpool Nisi jaz nisem več Deadpool

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Če boš padel v krizo srednjih let naj bo kaj norega

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Prijatelj si je pred leti prebodel bradavički z verigo iz titana

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ki je pripeta na njegovo štango

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an8 La próxima vez será colega

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Y siempre puedes volver a ser superhéroe

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Me encantaría verte con el traje

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No lo tengo en la taquilla para ponérmelo

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Lo tengo por si hay que volver a las andadas

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Oye Qué hace eso ahí

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Se acabó

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Se acabó

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Y no me importa

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Ser comercial es lo mío

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Probablemente no

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Tengo la vida que imaginaba Joder no

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Pero es lo que me encaja osito lo es

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Vale señor Wilson

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Solo digo que una vez al mes podríamos hacer una misión

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Somos seres humanos Necesitamos realizarnos

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Al fin y al cabo somos Deadpool

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Deja de decir eso No somos Deadpool Ni siquiera yo soy Deadpool ya

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Si quieres una crisis de la mediana edad ve a lo grande

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Hace unos años

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un amigo se hizo piercings en los pezones y los enganchó

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con una cadena al pirindolo

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an8 Nästa gång får du till det Och du kan ju alltid bli superhjälte igen

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Jag skulle gärna se dig i dräkten igen

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Den hänger inte här för min skull utan ifall vi måste ge oss ut igen

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Hallå Vad gör den saken där Jag har lagt av

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Jag har lagt av

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Och det känns bra

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Passar jag som säljare Antagligen inte Lever jag mitt drömliv Fan heller

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Men det här är bra för mig Okej mr Wilson

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Jag snackar nåt uppdrag i månaden bara

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Vi är människor vi behöver ett syfte Och vi är faktiskt Deadpool

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Sluta Vi är inte Deadpool Inte ens jag är Deadpool längre

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Om du ska få medelålderskris så gör det rejält

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En polare till mig piercade bröstvårtorna

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med en titankedja som gick ner till Petter van Niklas

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an8 Gelecek sefer satarsın dostum

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Ayrıca istediğinde süper kahramanlığa dönebilirsin

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Seni yine kostümle görmek isterim

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Ben giyeyim diye dolabımda saklamıyorum

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Harekete geçmemiz gerekir diye saklıyorum

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Ne Bunun ne işi var burada

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Ben bıraktım

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Bıraktım

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Ve bunu sorun etmiyorum

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Satış işi bana çok mu uygun

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Muhtemelen değil

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Peki hayalini kurduğum hayat bu mu Sikerler hayır

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Ama bu iş bana uygun şekerparem öyle

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Tamam Bay Wilson

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Mesela ayda bir küçük bir göreve çıkabiliriz

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Biz de insanız Bir amacımız olsun

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Ne de olsa biz Deadpool'uz

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Anma şu adı lütfen Biz Deadpool değiliz Artık ben bile Deadpool değilim

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Orta yaş krizine gireceksen büyük düşün bari

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Birkaç yıl önce

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bir arkadaşım göğüs uçlarını titanyum zincirle deldirip

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zincirin diğer ucunu aletine taktırdı

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an8 ДРАЙВМАКС

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an8 Наступного разу продаси

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І завжди можеш повернутися до супергеройства

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От я хотів би бачити тебе знову в костюмі

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Я тримаю його в шафці не для того щоб носити

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А на випадок якщо знову покличуть у бій

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Стоп Що Що він там робить

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Я зав'язав

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Я зав'язав

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І мене це влаштовує

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Чи класний я продавець

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Мабуть ні

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Чи це життя яке я завжди собі уявляв Та де там бляха

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Але мені воно підходить Ведмедику точно

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Добре містере Вілсон

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Просто кажу Раз на місяць ми могли б займатися невеликою місією

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Ми люди Наше існування мусить мати сенс

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Зрештою ми ж Дедпул

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Припини це говорити Ми не Дедпул Навіть я вже не Дедпул

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Якщо в тебе криза середнього віку не соромся

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Кілька років тому

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мій друг проколов собі соски титановим ланцюжком

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що звисає вниз і кріпиться до його генеральчика

Available in 33 languages

Duration

60 seconds

Views

21

Timestamp in Movie

00:12:09

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, comedy

Production

Marvel Studios,Maximum Effort,21 Laps Entertainment,20th Century Studios,Kevin Feige Productions,TSG Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Deadpool is offered a place in the Marvel Cinematic Universe by the Time Variance Authority, but instead recruits a variant of Wolverine to save his universe from extinction.