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A show set in the late 1800s, revolving around the characters of Deadwood, South Dakota; a town of deep corruption and crime.

Director: N/A
Writer: David Milch
Production:
Year: 2004
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 8.6
BoxOffice:
Released: 21 Mar 2004
Awards: Won 8 Primetime Emmys. 28 wins & 85 nominations total
You would not want to be staring like that - Deadwood 00:07 You would not want to be staring like that You with that ugly fucker of your own free fucking will doc - Deadwood 00:13 You with that ugly fucker of your own free fucking will doc You want a blowjob while I talk to you - Deadwood 00:08 You want a blowjob while I talk to you You spoke of looking out for some building implements - Deadwood 00:18 You spoke of looking out for some building implements You know when you giggle you leak piss - Deadwood 00:06 You know when you giggle you leak piss You know the sound of thunder don't you Mrs Garret - Deadwood 00:37 You know the sound of thunder don't you Mrs Garret You do not want to be a dirt worshipping heathen - Deadwood 00:10 You do not want to be a dirt worshipping heathen Will you keep a girl company - Deadwood 00:07 Will you keep a girl company Why even in Richardson my chef - Deadwood 00:21 Why even in Richardson my chef Whoa whoa whoa what - Deadwood 00:10 Whoa whoa whoa what What's going on Be at my joint in two hours - Deadwood 00:09 What's going on Be at my joint in two hours What was your purpose at doc's - Deadwood 00:07 What was your purpose at doc's Well ma'am I've got myself a working gold claim - Deadwood 00:23 Well ma'am I've got myself a working gold claim Welcome to fucking deadwood - Deadwood 00:04 Welcome to fucking deadwood Wave a penny under the Jew's nose - Deadwood 00:10 Wave a penny under the Jew's nose Tread lightly who lives in hope of pussy - Deadwood 00:05 Tread lightly who lives in hope of pussy This is god's purpose - Deadwood 00:58 This is god's purpose There's a bloodstain on your floor - Deadwood 00:08 There's a bloodstain on your floor No San Francisco cocksucker - Deadwood 00:05 No San Francisco cocksucker Sure you wanna quit playing Jack - Deadwood 00:30 Sure you wanna quit playing Jack Sometimes I wish we could just hit 'em over the head - Deadwood 00:09 Sometimes I wish we could just hit 'em over the head Some goddamned time - Deadwood 01:23 Some goddamned time Some ancient Italian Maxim - Deadwood 00:17 Some ancient Italian Maxim Separate rooms - Deadwood 00:11 Separate rooms Pull that sign a little to the right. - Deadwood 00:06 Pull that sign a little to the right. Pain or damage don't end the world - Deadwood 00:23 Pain or damage don't end the world My oath on this - Deadwood 00:20 My oath on this My bicycle masters boardwalk and quagmire with aplomb - Deadwood 00:12 My bicycle masters boardwalk and quagmire with aplomb Maybe I will have a fucking drink - Deadwood 00:15 Maybe I will have a fucking drink Lord - Deadwood 00:29 Lord Lee San Francisco cocksucker - Deadwood 00:07 Lee San Francisco cocksucker Jesus Christ can we shake hands or something - Deadwood 00:15 Jesus Christ can we shake hands or something I've been drunk awhile correct What the fuck is that to you - Deadwood 00:05 I've been drunk awhile correct What the fuck is that to... Including youth Mr Manuel - Deadwood 01:05 Including youth Mr Manuel In life - Deadwood 00:15 In life If anyone in that tent or the building we put up - Deadwood 01:32 If anyone in that tent or the building we put up I hate to press you
on that lot, Mr. Swearengen. - Deadwood 00:13 I hate to press you on that lot, Mr. Swearengen. I am a sinner who does not expect forgiveness - Deadwood 00:08 I am a sinner who does not expect forgiveness Hickok's half woman friend's off somewheres on a tear - Deadwood 00:14 Hickok's half woman friend's off somewheres on a... God bless you Mr Swearengen - Deadwood 00:09 God bless you Mr Swearengen Do not fucking call me ai - Deadwood 00:06 Do not fucking call me ai Cy tolliver Mr Wolcott How do you do And what will you drink - Deadwood 00:13 Cy tolliver Mr Wolcott How do you do And what will you drink Cocksucker San Francisco cocksucker - Deadwood 00:06 Cocksucker San Francisco cocksucker Clearing my head And if I bleat when I speak - Deadwood 00:06 Clearing my head And if I bleat when I speak Be brief Be fucked - Deadwood 00:04 Be brief Be fucked Any more gunplay gets answered - Deadwood 00:09 Any more gunplay gets answered Announcing your plans - Deadwood 00:08 Announcing your plans And I'm saying questions in that tone and pointing - Deadwood 00:07 And I'm saying questions in that tone and pointing And I wanna know who cut the cheese - Deadwood 00:05 And I wanna know who cut the cheese And god rest the souls of that family - Deadwood 00:12 And god rest the souls of that family And don't forget to kill Tim - Deadwood 00:04 And don't forget to kill Tim Also when I read the the scriptures - Deadwood 00:14 Also when I read the the scriptures Ai What's your name It's Jack ain't it - Deadwood 00:32 Ai What's your name It's Jack ain't it You've packed your things. - Deadwood 00:19 You've packed your things. You're half fucking blind, ain't you? - Deadwood 00:07 You're half fucking blind, ain't you? You're a bright woman, aren't you? - Deadwood 00:07 You're a bright woman, aren't you? Your gun isn't there! - Deadwood 00:07 Your gun isn't there! Your finish, Charlie. - Deadwood 00:11 Your finish, Charlie. Young lady, thank Christ. - Deadwood 00:31 Young lady, thank Christ. You'll tell that child
no hard feelings, hmm? - Deadwood 00:15 You'll tell that child no hard feelings, hmm? You wipe the rim of that bottle, - Deadwood 00:06 You wipe the rim of that bottle, You want the other foot? - Deadwood 00:08 You want the other foot? You want to go out for a bit? - Deadwood 00:14 You want to go out for a bit? You want to be a road agent? - Deadwood 00:07 You want to be a road agent? You want a donkey's attention... - Deadwood 00:09 You want a donkey's attention... You use pigs too, Lee,
getting rid of bodies, - Deadwood 00:14 You use pigs too, Lee, getting rid of bodies, You tell your boss...
Tell him what you saw here, huh? - Deadwood 00:19 You tell your boss... Tell him what you saw here, huh? You stole my look at riches,
you and your fucking monkey cousins! - Deadwood 00:19 You stole my look at riches, you and your fucking monkey cou... You were shown the tent
of the man I want killed first? - Deadwood 00:08 You were shown the tent of the man I want killed first? - You say I must choose immediately?
- Tonight. - Deadwood 00:16 - You say I must choose immediately? - Tonight. You might try it sometimes
with your prick outside of your pants. - Deadwood 00:14 You might try it sometimes with your prick outside of your p... You know, I've never spoken to her
once since she come to camp. - Deadwood 00:11 You know, I've never spoken to her once since she come ... - You know a back way into the camp?
- Whoa. - Deadwood 00:18 - You know a back way into the camp? - Whoa. You and I are gonna talk. - Deadwood 00:31 You and I are gonna talk. You got your quiver
full of words again, don't you? - Deadwood 00:16 You got your quiver full of words again, don't you? You go find that fucking whore. - Deadwood 00:21 You go find that fucking whore. You fell, but you'll be all right. - Deadwood 00:12 You fell, but you'll be all right. You don't bandage him. - Deadwood 00:25 You don't bandage him. You can't tell
my brother about him. - Deadwood 00:14 You can't tell my brother about him.

Cast

Seth Bullock - Timothy Olyphant
Al Swearengen - Ian McShane
Alma Garret - Molly Parker
Doc Cochran - Brad Dourif
Dan Dority - W. Earl Brown