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A show set in the late 1800s, revolving around the characters of Deadwood, South Dakota; a town of deep corruption and crime.

Director: N/A
Writer: David Milch
Production:
Year: 2004
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 8.6
BoxOffice:
Released: 21 Mar 2004
Awards: Won 8 Primetime Emmys. 28 wins & 85 nominations total
You would not want to be staring like that - Deadwood 00:07 You would not want to be staring like that You with that ugly fucker of your own free fucking will doc - Deadwood 00:13 You with that ugly fucker of your own free fucking will doc You want a blowjob while I talk to you - Deadwood 00:08 You want a blowjob while I talk to you You spoke of looking out for some building implements - Deadwood 00:18 You spoke of looking out for some building implements You know when you giggle you leak piss - Deadwood 00:06 You know when you giggle you leak piss You know the sound of thunder don't you Mrs Garret - Deadwood 00:37 You know the sound of thunder don't you Mrs Garret You do not want to be a dirt worshipping heathen - Deadwood 00:10 You do not want to be a dirt worshipping heathen Will you keep a girl company - Deadwood 00:07 Will you keep a girl company Why even in Richardson my chef - Deadwood 00:21 Why even in Richardson my chef Whoa whoa whoa what - Deadwood 00:10 Whoa whoa whoa what What's going on Be at my joint in two hours - Deadwood 00:09 What's going on Be at my joint in two hours What was your purpose at doc's - Deadwood 00:07 What was your purpose at doc's Well ma'am I've got myself a working gold claim - Deadwood 00:23 Well ma'am I've got myself a working gold claim Welcome to fucking deadwood - Deadwood 00:04 Welcome to fucking deadwood Wave a penny under the Jew's nose - Deadwood 00:10 Wave a penny under the Jew's nose Tread lightly who lives in hope of pussy - Deadwood 00:05 Tread lightly who lives in hope of pussy This is god's purpose - Deadwood 00:58 This is god's purpose There's a bloodstain on your floor - Deadwood 00:08 There's a bloodstain on your floor No San Francisco cocksucker - Deadwood 00:05 No San Francisco cocksucker Sure you wanna quit playing Jack - Deadwood 00:30 Sure you wanna quit playing Jack Sometimes I wish we could just hit 'em over the head - Deadwood 00:09 Sometimes I wish we could just hit 'em over the head Some goddamned time - Deadwood 01:23 Some goddamned time Some ancient Italian Maxim - Deadwood 00:17 Some ancient Italian Maxim Separate rooms - Deadwood 00:11 Separate rooms Pull that sign a little to the right. - Deadwood 00:06 Pull that sign a little to the right. Pain or damage don't end the world - Deadwood 00:23 Pain or damage don't end the world My oath on this - Deadwood 00:20 My oath on this My bicycle masters boardwalk and quagmire with aplomb - Deadwood 00:12 My bicycle masters boardwalk and quagmire with aplomb Maybe I will have a fucking drink - Deadwood 00:15 Maybe I will have a fucking drink Lord - Deadwood 00:29 Lord Lee San Francisco cocksucker - Deadwood 00:07 Lee San Francisco cocksucker Jesus Christ can we shake hands or something - Deadwood 00:15 Jesus Christ can we shake hands or something I've been drunk awhile correct What the fuck is that to you - Deadwood 00:05 I've been drunk awhile correct What the fuck is that to... Including youth Mr Manuel - Deadwood 01:05 Including youth Mr Manuel In life - Deadwood 00:15 In life If anyone in that tent or the building we put up - Deadwood 01:32 If anyone in that tent or the building we put up I hate to press you
on that lot, Mr. Swearengen. - Deadwood 00:13 I hate to press you on that lot, Mr. Swearengen. I am a sinner who does not expect forgiveness - Deadwood 00:08 I am a sinner who does not expect forgiveness Hickok's half woman friend's off somewheres on a tear - Deadwood 00:14 Hickok's half woman friend's off somewheres on a... God bless you Mr Swearengen - Deadwood 00:09 God bless you Mr Swearengen Do not fucking call me ai - Deadwood 00:06 Do not fucking call me ai Cy tolliver Mr Wolcott How do you do And what will you drink - Deadwood 00:13 Cy tolliver Mr Wolcott How do you do And what will you drink Cocksucker San Francisco cocksucker - Deadwood 00:06 Cocksucker San Francisco cocksucker Clearing my head And if I bleat when I speak - Deadwood 00:06 Clearing my head And if I bleat when I speak Be brief Be fucked - Deadwood 00:04 Be brief Be fucked Any more gunplay gets answered - Deadwood 00:09 Any more gunplay gets answered Announcing your plans - Deadwood 00:08 Announcing your plans And I'm saying questions in that tone and pointing - Deadwood 00:07 And I'm saying questions in that tone and pointing And I wanna know who cut the cheese - Deadwood 00:05 And I wanna know who cut the cheese And god rest the souls of that family - Deadwood 00:12 And god rest the souls of that family And don't forget to kill Tim - Deadwood 00:04 And don't forget to kill Tim Also when I read the the scriptures - Deadwood 00:14 Also when I read the the scriptures Ai What's your name It's Jack ain't it - Deadwood 00:32 Ai What's your name It's Jack ain't it You've packed your things. - Deadwood 00:19 You've packed your things. You're half fucking blind, ain't you? - Deadwood 00:07 You're half fucking blind, ain't you? You're a bright woman, aren't you? - Deadwood 00:07 You're a bright woman, aren't you? Your gun isn't there! - Deadwood 00:07 Your gun isn't there! Your finish, Charlie. - Deadwood 00:11 Your finish, Charlie. Young lady, thank Christ. - Deadwood 00:31 Young lady, thank Christ. You'll tell that child
no hard feelings, hmm? - Deadwood 00:15 You'll tell that child no hard feelings, hmm? You wipe the rim of that bottle, - Deadwood 00:06 You wipe the rim of that bottle, You want the other foot? - Deadwood 00:08 You want the other foot? You want to go out for a bit? - Deadwood 00:14 You want to go out for a bit? You want to be a road agent? - Deadwood 00:07 You want to be a road agent? You want a donkey's attention... - Deadwood 00:09 You want a donkey's attention... You use pigs too, Lee,
getting rid of bodies, - Deadwood 00:14 You use pigs too, Lee, getting rid of bodies, You tell your boss...
Tell him what you saw here, huh? - Deadwood 00:19 You tell your boss... Tell him what you saw here, huh? You stole my look at riches,
you and your fucking monkey cousins! - Deadwood 00:19 You stole my look at riches, you and your fucking monkey cou... You were shown the tent
of the man I want killed first? - Deadwood 00:08 You were shown the tent of the man I want killed first? - You say I must choose immediately?
- Tonight. - Deadwood 00:16 - You say I must choose immediately? - Tonight. You might try it sometimes
with your prick outside of your pants. - Deadwood 00:14 You might try it sometimes with your prick outside of your p... You know, I've never spoken to her
once since she come to camp. - Deadwood 00:11 You know, I've never spoken to her once since she come ... - You know a back way into the camp?
- Whoa. - Deadwood 00:18 - You know a back way into the camp? - Whoa. You and I are gonna talk. - Deadwood 00:31 You and I are gonna talk. You got your quiver
full of words again, don't you? - Deadwood 00:16 You got your quiver full of words again, don't you? You go find that fucking whore. - Deadwood 00:21 You go find that fucking whore. You fell, but you'll be all right. - Deadwood 00:12 You fell, but you'll be all right. You don't bandage him. - Deadwood 00:25 You don't bandage him. You can't tell
my brother about him. - Deadwood 00:14 You can't tell my brother about him. You botched this job pretty good, - Deadwood 00:07 You botched this job pretty good, You, ai, are an object lesson
in the healing powers - Deadwood 00:26 You, ai, are an object lesson in the healing powers Yet the widow suspects foul play. - Deadwood 00:05 Yet the widow suspects foul play. Yes. - Deadwood 00:16 Yes. Yes. - Deadwood 00:23 Yes. Yes. - Deadwood 00:29 Yes. Yes, it has fallen to this. - Deadwood 00:06 Yes, it has fallen to this. - Yes?
- Cheyenne and black hills telegraph. - Deadwood 00:08 - Yes? - Cheyenne and black hills telegraph. Yeah! There you are. - Deadwood 00:09 Yeah! There you are. Yeah. - Deadwood 00:18 Yeah. Yeah. - Deadwood 00:31 Yeah. Yeah? - Deadwood 00:12 Yeah? Yeah. - Deadwood 00:22 Yeah. Yeah? - Deadwood 00:15 Yeah? Yeah, I'll school him. - Deadwood 00:06 Yeah, I'll school him. Yeah, you fat fuck, you're alive. - Deadwood 00:21 Yeah, you fat fuck, you're alive. Yankton's man is among us. - Deadwood 00:22 Yankton's man is among us. Wu, here's that cocksucker
to apologize. - Deadwood 00:12 Wu, here's that cocksucker to apologize. Wu! America! - Deadwood 00:08 Wu! America! Would you have me decide now, - Deadwood 00:21 Would you have me decide now, Would you excuse us, sir? - Deadwood 00:07 Would you excuse us, sir? Woman:
I am so glad your mother isn't alive - Deadwood 00:23 Woman: I am so glad your mother isn't alive William: Is there fish
in this stream? - Deadwood 00:06 William: Is there fish in this stream? Will you mind very much - Deadwood 00:06 Will you mind very much Wild bill fucking hickok. - Deadwood 00:23 Wild bill fucking hickok. Why? - Deadwood 00:31 Why? Why don't you come to my office
while I compose my reply? - Deadwood 00:06 Why don't you come to my office while I compose my repl... Why do you take that medicine? - Deadwood 00:16 Why do you take that medicine? Why ain't you among the circumcised? - Deadwood 00:28 Why ain't you among the circumcised? Whoa! - Deadwood 00:08 Whoa! Who is that? - Deadwood 00:15 Who is that? Who is it? - Deadwood 00:29 Who is it? Who is it? - Deadwood 00:09 Who is it? - Who are they?
- It's that magistrate. - Deadwood 00:10 - Who are they? - It's that magistrate. Who are you fucking clapping orders at, wu?
You only got us on loan. - Deadwood 00:20 Who are you fucking clapping orders at, wu? You only got us ... Where's the dude now? - Deadwood 00:10 Where's the dude now? Where's the dope fiend? - Deadwood 00:31 Where's the dope fiend? Where's fucking joanie staying? - Deadwood 00:31 Where's fucking joanie staying? - Where's fucking Dolly?
- Fucking. - Deadwood 00:27 - Where's fucking Dolly? - Fucking. Where's fucking Charlie to piss
in my ear when he's fucking needed? - Deadwood 00:06 Where's fucking Charlie to piss in my ear when he'... Whereas you, Richardson, - Deadwood 00:15 Whereas you, Richardson, - Where y'all headed?
- Gonna take the air. - Deadwood 00:31 - Where y'all headed? - Gonna take the air. When the opportunity offers itself, - Deadwood 00:11 When the opportunity offers itself, When we leave the hotel,
my boss will be watchin'. - Deadwood 00:21 When we leave the hotel, my boss will be watchin'. When did you start thinking
every wrong had a remedy, wu? - Deadwood 00:11 When did you start thinking every wrong had a remedy, wu? What's the upshot? - Deadwood 00:14 What's the upshot? What's new, Dan? - Deadwood 00:19 What's new, Dan? What's to become of that child? - Deadwood 00:26 What's to become of that child? - What were you doing over there?
- Where? - Deadwood 00:14 - What were you doing over there? - Where? What the fuck you looking at? - Deadwood 00:10 What the fuck you looking at? What the fuck did you
come here for, - Deadwood 00:17 What the fuck did you come here for, What? - Deadwood 00:16 What? What just happened? - Deadwood 00:12 What just happened? - What is it?
- Just hush, Tim. - Deadwood 00:05 - What is it? - Just hush, Tim. What happened? - Deadwood 00:06 What happened? What happened now, flora? - Deadwood 00:13 What happened now, flora? What else? - Deadwood 00:28 What else? What does the doctor tell us to say? - Deadwood 00:06 What does the doctor tell us to say? - What do you want?
- It's laundry day, madam. - Deadwood 00:08 - What do you want? - It's laundry day, madam. What do you think of that? - Deadwood 00:07 What do you think of that? What did you do, Mr. W? - Deadwood 00:25 What did you do, Mr. W? What are you supposed to do? - Deadwood 00:18 What are you supposed to do? What are you fucking
tipping your hat at? - Deadwood 00:09 What are you fucking tipping your hat at? - What are you doing?
- What's none of your business! - Deadwood 00:15 - What are you doing? - What's none of your business! We've brought you and Mr. Star lunch. - Deadwood 00:08 We've brought you and Mr. Star lunch. We're here to be overcharged
on some fucking meat. - Deadwood 00:11 We're here to be overcharged on some fucking meat. Well, he wouldn't have seen it
useless or a souvenir. - Deadwood 00:20 Well, he wouldn't have seen it useless or a souvenir. Well, what does tolliver know
of the guns come to camp? - Deadwood 00:15 Well, what does tolliver know of the guns come to camp? Well... - Deadwood 00:11 Well... Well, open your mouth, Jewel, and say
something we can't fucking understand. - Deadwood 00:23 Well, open your mouth, Jewel, and say something we can'... - Well, it's a mixed report.
- You just tell me, is it done? - Deadwood 00:14 - Well, it's a mixed report. - You just tell me, is it ... Well, I don't understand. - Deadwood 00:27 Well, I don't understand. Welcome the fuck back! - Deadwood 00:21 Welcome the fuck back! Welcome to fucking deadwood! - Deadwood 00:15 Welcome to fucking deadwood! Welcome back, Mr. Utter. - Deadwood 00:09 Welcome back, Mr. Utter. We shoulder a great weight
here today. - Deadwood 00:15 We shoulder a great weight here today. We should chat this all out. - Deadwood 00:14 We should chat this all out. - We picked flowers in William's graveyard.
- Mmm? - Deadwood 00:22 - We picked flowers in William's graveyard. - Mmm? We must end our connection,
you understand that, Francis. - Deadwood 00:18 We must end our connection, you understand that, Francis. We ask all to join us for collation - Deadwood 00:09 We ask all to join us for collation Wave a penny
under the Jew's nose. - Deadwood 00:10 Wave a penny under the Jew's nose. Wash-ee. - Deadwood 00:06 Wash-ee. Was that you or me, Montana? - Deadwood 00:09 Was that you or me, Montana? Wake up, David. - Deadwood 00:07 Wake up, David. Wait. - Deadwood 00:19 Wait. Wait for me, god damn it! - Deadwood 00:14 Wait for me, god damn it! Very much in your line, this type thing? - Deadwood 00:20 Very much in your line, this type thing? Very good luck to you. - Deadwood 00:07 Very good luck to you. Unguent - Deadwood 00:12 Unguent Uh, ma'am, may I? - Deadwood 00:29 Uh, ma'am, may I? Ugh, doc! - Deadwood 00:26 Ugh, doc! Trixie's to the hardware store, - Deadwood 00:13 Trixie's to the hardware store, Trixie's here, in back. - Deadwood 00:18 Trixie's here, in back. Trixie: Two, fucking three. - Deadwood 00:07 Trixie: Two, fucking three. Trixie:
There's Mr. Star to collect us. - Deadwood 00:11 Trixie: There's Mr. Star to collect us. Trixie and me chatted on the subject - Deadwood 00:12 Trixie and me chatted on the subject - Trixie: I've made this fucking walk before.
- All right. - Deadwood 00:22 - Trixie: I've made this fucking walk before. - All rig... Trixie: Don't flee, don't flee. - Deadwood 00:13 Trixie: Don't flee, don't flee. Trixie did her work
and then some, ai. - Deadwood 00:32 Trixie did her work and then some, ai. Trixie asked me to thank you for finding - Deadwood 00:08 Trixie asked me to thank you for finding Top left corner of my fucking bag. - Deadwood 00:18 Top left corner of my fucking bag. Took some fucking portion
of the relative fucking weight. - Deadwood 00:14 Took some fucking portion of the relative fucking weight. To show the boy when he awakes, - Deadwood 00:07 To show the boy when he awakes, Tina and Molly can be quiet
if you want him kept company. - Deadwood 00:13 Tina and Molly can be quiet if you want him kept company. Timid? Ha! Hardly, sir. - Deadwood 00:20 Timid? Ha! Hardly, sir. Thought you was
near pitching a tent - Deadwood 00:18 Thought you was near pitching a tent Those who wish to pay final respects
to the corpse of William bullock - Deadwood 00:10 Those who wish to pay final respects to the corpse of Willia... - This joint you want to take?
- Where I work. - Deadwood 00:21 - This joint you want to take? - Where I work. Things are in the saddle, ai. - Deadwood 00:06 Things are in the saddle, ai. They'll get me there. - Deadwood 00:24 They'll get me there. - They grabbed up a nigger.
- When did a fucking nigger come into this? - Deadwood 00:22 - They grabbed up a nigger. - When did a fucking nigger come... These sheets need cleaning. - Deadwood 00:16 These sheets need cleaning. Then you're fucking crazy. - Deadwood 00:12 Then you're fucking crazy. Them two seem disputatious
as well, huh? - Deadwood 00:07 Them two seem disputatious as well, huh? The well-mannered Mr. Ellsworth
says these abound? - Deadwood 00:07 The well-mannered Mr. Ellsworth says these abound? The troops in sturgis
will await your instructions... - Deadwood 00:07 The troops in sturgis will await your instructions... - The Mrs. Ellsworth was shot at?
- Got her upstairs. - Deadwood 00:32 - The Mrs. Ellsworth was shot at? - Got her upstairs. The meal's on me, young lady. - Deadwood 00:06 The meal's on me, young lady. The man's gun never left
his holster, Mr. Hickok. - Deadwood 00:18 The man's gun never left his holster, Mr. Hickok. The doctor says
that the cloth to his brow - Deadwood 00:18 The doctor says that the cloth to his brow

Cast

Seth Bullock - Timothy Olyphant
Al Swearengen - Ian McShane
Alma Garret - Molly Parker
Doc Cochran - Brad Dourif
Dan Dority - W. Earl Brown