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Deaner '89

A hilarious headbanger finally makes it after struggling for decades, revealing it was all because of a childhood incident when the dark forces of heavy metal reached out from the grave.

Director

Sam McGlynn

Year

Genre

action, comedy, music

Box Office

N/A

Production

Eagle Vision,Paul Spence and Associates

Awards

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Glen

Dack

Stephen McHattie

Principal Gil

Gatley

Julian Black Antelope

Jen

May

Mirna

Lauren Cochrane

Jesse

Liam Stewart-Kanigan

Dean

Kitty

Mayor Dale

Alex Poch-Goldin

Martin Geddes

Stephen Eric McIntyre

Referee

Biker

Bouncer

Ernesto Griffith

Casey

Father Shane

Hockey Coach

Frederick Allen

Jeff Pilson

Gary

Tristan Carlucci

Mayor's Wife

Susanna Portnoy

Moth

Bouncer

Dustin Kuschnereit

Bus Driver

Hockey Announcer

Pimply Kid

Groupie

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[Dean] A lot of people
call me the Deaner. - Deaner '89

[Dean] A lot of people call me the Deaner.

[crowd chanting] - Deaner '89

[crowd chanting]

[Dean] For a while there,
I played in shit bands - Deaner '89

[Dean] For a while there, I played in shit bands

You know what, though? - Deaner '89

You know what, though?

Get comfy. - Deaner '89

To understand
what happened to me, - Deaner '89

To understand what happened to me,

[cheering] - Deaner '89

Okay. Happy Haylen Jubilee - Deaner '89

Okay. Happy Haylen Jubilee

[cheering] - Deaner '89

[tire squealing] - Deaner '89

[tire squealing]

[laughing] - Deaner '89

[film narrator]
95% of those afflicted - Deaner '89

[film narrator] 95% of those afflicted

Now we're going to bring up
a special guest - Deaner '89

Now we're going to bring up a special guest

[voice synthesizer]
I smoked two packs a days - Deaner '89

[voice synthesizer] I smoked two packs a days

At 42, I got cancer
and had my throat removed. - Deaner '89

At 42, I got cancer and had my throat removed.

[scattered applause] - Deaner '89

[scattered applause]

Dean Murdoch,
assistant captain - Deaner '89

Dean Murdoch, assistant captain

[applause] - Deaner '89

[cheering] - Deaner '89

[laughter] - Deaner '89

And if any teachers out there
are interested, - Deaner '89

And if any teachers out there are interested,

[lighter flicking] - Deaner '89

[lighter flicking]

I call it "Sexcalibur." - Deaner '89

I call it "Sexcalibur."

[spitting] - Deaner '89

[Dean] Well, you grow up
in a shithole town, - Deaner '89

[Dean] Well, you grow up in a shithole town,

[Jesse grunting] - Deaner '89

[Jesse grunting]

[Gary] Jesse, okay,
enough, come on! - Deaner '89

[Gary] Jesse, okay, enough, come on!

Okay, all right,
bring it down, listen, - Deaner '89

Okay, all right, bring it down, listen,

[blowing whistle] - Deaner '89

[blowing whistle]

♪ Toreador-ay ♪ - Deaner '89

♪ Toreador-ay ♪

[stereo playing "Toreador Song"
from Carmen] - Deaner '89

[stereo playing "Toreador Song" from Carmen]

[Glen sighs] - Deaner '89

["Toreador Song" plays] - Deaner '89

["Toreador Song" plays]

♪ Deaner shoots, he scores ♪ - Deaner '89

♪ Deaner shoots, he scores ♪

[paper rustling] - Deaner '89

[paper rustling]

He died. Take 'er sleazy." - Deaner '89

He died. Take 'er sleazy."

[chuckling] - Deaner '89

[smirking] - Deaner '89

You never once said anything
about my family. - Deaner '89

You never once said anything about my family.

Well, you know, I mean, - Deaner '89

Well, you know, I mean,

Well, boring in the sense - Deaner '89

Well, boring in the sense

[Dean] Nowadays, if a satanic
fucking steamer trunk - Deaner '89

[Dean] Nowadays, if a satanic fucking steamer trunk

["Fantasy" by Aldo Nova plays] - Deaner '89

["Fantasy" by Aldo Nova plays]

Come here
and say that to my face, - Deaner '89

Come here and say that to my face,

- [sax hits the ground]
- [Dean cackles] - Deaner '89

- [sax hits the ground] - [Dean cackles]

[snoring] - Deaner '89

I heard you got in a scrap
with that loser ex of Kitty's. - Deaner '89

I heard you got in a scrap with that loser ex of Kitty'...

It's just a bunch of jocks - Deaner '89

It's just a bunch of jocks

[laughing] - Deaner '89

[laughing] - Deaner '89

Sounds like it's fucking French
for "shithole." - Deaner '89

Sounds like it's fucking French for "shithole.&quo...

Just like me and you are going
to put Haylen on the map, - Deaner '89

Just like me and you are going to put Haylen on the map,

♪ She's my cherry pie ♪ - Deaner '89

♪ She's my cherry pie ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪ - Deaner '89

♪ Oh yeah ♪

Look, there's scouts
at every game right now, - Deaner '89

Look, there's scouts at every game right now,

You're kind of... stupid. - Deaner '89

You're kind of... stupid.

♪ Sweet cherry pie ♪ - Deaner '89

♪ Sweet cherry pie ♪

And then one day, - Deaner '89

And then one day,

He painted a pentagram
on the wall - Deaner '89

He painted a pentagram on the wall

Well, then I guess we should
keep the kids away - Deaner '89

Well, then I guess we should keep the kids away

[sighing] - Deaner '89

What kind of role model is that - Deaner '89

What kind of role model is that

All right, Mirna,
I told you 20 years ago, - Deaner '89

All right, Mirna, I told you 20 years ago,

All right? That's it.
Glen's Holy Trinity. - Deaner '89

All right? That's it. Glen's Holy Trinity.

[Glen] ♪ Toreador ♪ - Deaner '89

[Glen] ♪ Toreador ♪

You scared the shit out of me! - Deaner '89

You scared the shit out of me!

[straining] - Deaner '89

[slamming lock] - Deaner '89

[slamming lock]

[coughing] - Deaner '89

Shit actually fits
pretty fucking good. - Deaner '89

Shit actually fits pretty fucking good.

Dokken, fucking Anvil... Styx. - Deaner '89

Dokken, fucking Anvil... Styx.

[coughing] - Deaner '89

[Jen laughs] - Deaner '89

Let's get after
that tournament gold. - Deaner '89

Let's get after that tournament gold.

["We Got the Night"
by Coney Hatch plays] - Deaner '89

["We Got the Night" by Coney Hatch plays]

♪ Let's get that feelin'
in the air ♪ - Deaner '89

♪ Let's get that feelin' in the air ♪

Jesus Christ, dude! - Deaner '89

Jesus Christ, dude!

[cheering] - Deaner '89

[goal siren wailing] - Deaner '89

[goal siren wailing]

Haylen Steel Falcons goal - Deaner '89

Haylen Steel Falcons goal

[Dean] I was smoking basically
the last fucking joint - Deaner '89

[Dean] I was smoking basically the last fucking joint

♪ You never heard of me ♪ - Deaner '89

♪ You never heard of me ♪

[Dean] There was something
about putting on - Deaner '89

[Dean] There was something about putting on

♪ You're not alone no more ♪ - Deaner '89

♪ You're not alone no more ♪

Hey, uh, why don't you crash
in my room tonight, eh? - Deaner '89

Hey, uh, why don't you crash in my room tonight, eh?

[yawning] - Deaner '89

But we won't, right? - Deaner '89

But we won't, right?

[farting] - Deaner '89

[chuckling] - Deaner '89

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A hilarious headbanger finally makes it after struggling for decades, revealing it was all because of a childhood incident when the dark forces of heavy metal reached out from the grave.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Sam McGlynn

Writer: Paul Spence

Production: Eagle Vision,Paul Spence and Associates

Genre: action, comedy, music

Year: 2024

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 8.0

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 06 Sep 2024

Awards: N/A

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