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Dear David

"Ask only two questions,but never three." Dude, this is hilarious

"Ask only two questions,
but never three." Dude, this is hilarious

Full Transcript

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"Ask only two questions, but never three."
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Dude, this is hilarious.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:09
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
horror, thriller
Production
BuzzFeed Studios,CR8IV DNA,Blazing Griffin,Lionsgate

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Movie Summary

A man is haunted by the ghost of a boy named David, who is trying to kill him.
Dear David, why are you such a loser? - Dear David 00:07
Dear David, why are you such a loser?
"I think you'd both like me if you gave me a chance." - Dear David 00:07
"I think you'd both like me if you gave me a chanc...
Chill out, man. He's probably doing exactly what we're doing. - Dear David 00:05
Chill out, man. He's probably doing exactly what we...
Tell me why a loser like you shouldn't blow your brains out. - Dear David 00:05
Tell me why a loser like you shouldn't blow your brains...
"So I'll live to see you die." - Dear David 00:06
"So I'll live to see you die."
"Alone, afraid, and wetting your bed." - Dear David 00:05
"Alone, afraid, and wetting your bed."
-Are you bugging out because of this creep? -No. - Dear David 00:05
-Are you bugging out because of this creep? -No.
Oh! It's like Game of Thrones, - Dear David 00:07
Oh! It's like Game of Thrones,
And Adam, at least you'll have plenty of introvert work-from-home time - Dear David 00:06
And Adam, at least you'll have plenty of introvert work...
[chuckles] - Dear David 00:06
[chuckles]
But this, - Dear David 00:09
But this,
[muffled scream] - Dear David 00:06
[muffled scream]
♪ You were talking about♪ - Dear David 00:49
♪ You were talking about♪
[sighs] - Dear David 00:07
[sighs]
[meows] - Dear David 00:06
[meows]
[notifications chiming] - Dear David 00:07
[notifications chiming]
[groans] - Dear David 00:06
[groans]
[chuckles] - Dear David 00:06
[chuckles]
[cell phone beeps] - Dear David 00:06
[cell phone beeps]
[cell phone chimes] - Dear David 00:06
[cell phone chimes]