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Death on the Tyne

There is a serial killer loose on the overnight ferry from Newcastle to Amsterdam. Draper's Tours hostess Gemma Draper & her trusty coach driver Terry must help identify the killer before the sabotaged ship sinks.

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Ed Bye

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Shiny Button Productions,UKTV

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So anything she does write down - Death on the Tyne

So anything she does write down

If you're worried about
missing out on bartake, - Death on the Tyne

If you're worried about missing out on bartake,

Right, that's the coach
parked. Bloody hell! - Death on the Tyne

Right, that's the coach parked. Bloody hell!

♪ At last... ♪ - Death on the Tyne

♪ At last... ♪

♪ My love has come along ♪ - Death on the Tyne

♪ My love has come along ♪

♪ My lonely days are over ♪ - Death on the Tyne

♪ My lonely days are over ♪

♪ And life is like a song ♪ - Death on the Tyne

♪ And life is like a song ♪

That's either a massive compliment to us, - Death on the Tyne

That's either a massive compliment to us,

Now if you'll excuse me - Death on the Tyne

Now if you'll excuse me

Oh, God! He's as greasy as
a chip shop window as well. - Death on the Tyne

Oh, God! He's as greasy as a chip shop window as well.

Oh oh let's get to the cabins I need a lie down - Death on the Tyne

Oh oh let's get to the cabins I need a lie down

Right, allow me to show you
the finest accommodation - Death on the Tyne

Right, allow me to show you the finest accommodation

We'll be winding
our way down the River Tyne - Death on the Tyne

We'll be winding our way down the River Tyne

So grab a drink in our fabulous
bar, the Admiral's Hall. - Death on the Tyne

So grab a drink in our fabulous bar, the Admiral's Hall...

And look at that. Who's behind that? - Death on the Tyne

And look at that. Who's behind that?

It's a full kilo of
nutty chocolate triangles - Death on the Tyne

It's a full kilo of nutty chocolate triangles

Hi I'm Jen MacDonald - Death on the Tyne

Hi I'm Jen MacDonald

They must've seen the
storm coming. Either that - Death on the Tyne

They must've seen the storm coming. Either that

You know the drill, bars
open, gangway clear, - Death on the Tyne

You know the drill, bars open, gangway clear,

You can see why dolphins are endangered, - Death on the Tyne

You can see why dolphins are endangered,

Tracy, you were fantastic,
very believable. - Death on the Tyne

Tracy, you were fantastic, very believable.

And, as promised, an indoor latrine. - Death on the Tyne

And, as promised, an indoor latrine.

Well, as seductive as that may sound, - Death on the Tyne

Well, as seductive as that may sound,

Hmm, thought you might
wanna go first, you know, - Death on the Tyne

Hmm, thought you might wanna go first, you know,

I've got to offload some
stowaways, if you know what I mean. - Death on the Tyne

I've got to offload some stowaways, if you know what I ...

It's them kind of chat up lines - Death on the Tyne

It's them kind of chat up lines

Oh, aye, are you gonna be
conscious for some of it? - Death on the Tyne

Oh, aye, are you gonna be conscious for some of it?

Look, I appreciate the gesture,
but we've got work to do. - Death on the Tyne

Look, I appreciate the gesture, but we've got work to d...

If you'll excuse me,
marauders at the gates. - Death on the Tyne

If you'll excuse me, marauders at the gates.

On the plus side, If I sleep walk, - Death on the Tyne

On the plus side, If I sleep walk,

This time, try not to bugger this up. - Death on the Tyne

This time, try not to bugger this up.

Yeah, yeah, I dropped me
coach keys down the toilet. - Death on the Tyne

Yeah, yeah, I dropped me coach keys down the toilet.

Sounds like you're having a
bit of a time of it in there. - Death on the Tyne

Sounds like you're having a bit of a time of it in ther...

Right, my precious, let's
see if you're down there. - Death on the Tyne

Right, my precious, let's see if you're down there...

And as we get ready to set sail, - Death on the Tyne

And as we get ready to set sail,

I'm not sure if you know this, - Death on the Tyne

I'm not sure if you know this,

Well, I wish you all the luck in the world - Death on the Tyne

Well, I wish you all the luck in the world

Welcome to the Admiral's Hall, - Death on the Tyne

Welcome to the Admiral's Hall,

Bobby if you could make the jokes actually funny - Death on the Tyne

Bobby if you could make the jokes actually funny

Well hello girls - Death on the Tyne

Well hello girls

Oh, sorry, sorry, - Death on the Tyne

Oh, sorry, sorry,

In that case, we'll have a lager top, - Death on the Tyne

In that case, we'll have a lager top,

And whatever Gemma and the
golden girls are having. - Death on the Tyne

And whatever Gemma and the golden girls are having.

Gemma, it's the kind of
life I wanna give you. - Death on the Tyne

Gemma, it's the kind of life I wanna give you.

If I had my way there'd
be an avocado body scrub - Death on the Tyne

If I had my way there'd be an avocado body scrub

And so, this ship leaves
Newcastle for the very last time. - Death on the Tyne

And so, this ship leaves Newcastle for the very last time.

Barely strong enough to break
my heart. But she managed! - Death on the Tyne

Barely strong enough to break my heart. But she managed!

♪ Enya - Sail Away ♪ - Death on the Tyne

♪ Enya - Sail Away ♪

Ladies, would you care
to join me for dinner - Death on the Tyne

Ladies, would you care to join me for dinner

Oh, now that's the type of glamour - Death on the Tyne

Oh, now that's the type of glamour

I'm sitting next to Captain Jack, - Death on the Tyne

I'm sitting next to Captain Jack,

No guests for the dinner, sorry ladies. - Death on the Tyne

No guests for the dinner, sorry ladies.

This is a celebratory meal
for Justin's promotion, - Death on the Tyne

This is a celebratory meal for Justin's promotion,

And therefore me It's a special dinner for old friends - Death on the Tyne

And therefore me It's a special dinner for old friends

Um... I'm the most in
demand lounge entertainment - Death on the Tyne

Um... I'm the most in demand lounge entertainment

I'm known in every port
across Northern Europe. - Death on the Tyne

I'm known in every port across Northern Europe.

"Dirty girls!" - Death on the Tyne

Yeah, laugh all you like ladies, - Death on the Tyne

Yeah, laugh all you like ladies,

And then we'll show this company - Death on the Tyne

And then we'll show this company

We'll be the Jay Z and Beyonce of the North Sea - Death on the Tyne

We'll be the Jay Z and Beyonce of the North Sea

If I could interrupt you two,
as this is my final dinner, - Death on the Tyne

If I could interrupt you two, as this is my final dinner,

Jack Jack, Jack, Jack,
just you listen to me, - Death on the Tyne

Jack Jack, Jack, Jack, just you listen to me,

Let's play a little game - Death on the Tyne

Let's play a little game

Jack, of course you can bring
your guests to the dinner. - Death on the Tyne

Jack, of course you can bring your guests to the dinner.

And Emily, why not go to your cabin - Death on the Tyne

And Emily, why not go to your cabin

We're having a little
romantic supper in the cabin. - Death on the Tyne

We're having a little romantic supper in the cabin.

When you get changed,
be careful of the key, - Death on the Tyne

When you get changed, be careful of the key,

What key? Is this your
little secret from before? - Death on the Tyne

What key? Is this your little secret from before?

Hang on, me and Gemma didn't
bring anything to wear. - Death on the Tyne

Hang on, me and Gemma didn't bring anything to wear.

It was only supposed to be a short trip - Death on the Tyne

It was only supposed to be a short trip

Try the duty free shop Anything with a collar will do - Death on the Tyne

Try the duty free shop Anything with a collar will do

Oh! We can dress you up! - Death on the Tyne

Oh! We can dress you up!

It's gritty, it's- - Death on the Tyne

It's gritty, it's-

Gemma, I have never seen... - Death on the Tyne

Gemma, I have never seen...

At least we don't have to wonder - Death on the Tyne

At least we don't have to wonder

A lot of men have flirted with
me when I wore that dress. - Death on the Tyne

A lot of men have flirted with me when I wore that dress.

Well, let's just hope
it's been dry cleaned - Death on the Tyne

Well, let's just hope it's been dry cleaned

You see, girls, - Death on the Tyne

You see, girls,

This is the secret they've been - Death on the Tyne

This is the secret they've been

It's not becoming of a lady
in her very early 50's. - Death on the Tyne

It's not becoming of a lady in her very early 50's...

Oh surely you can let the cat out of the bag - Death on the Tyne

Oh surely you can let the cat out of the bag

If he goes on like this,
I'll tell him my pin number! - Death on the Tyne

If he goes on like this, I'll tell him my pin number!

We've been bequeathed something,
Jack. It's very exciting. - Death on the Tyne

We've been bequeathed something, Jack. It's very e...

A key. A safety deposit box key - Death on the Tyne

A key. A safety deposit box key

The safety deposit box is in Amsterdam. - Death on the Tyne

The safety deposit box is in Amsterdam.

Oh yes She was very posh - Death on the Tyne

Oh yes She was very posh

So that's it. That's your secret? - Death on the Tyne

So that's it. That's your secret?

Oh, you couldn't tell me, - Death on the Tyne

Oh, you couldn't tell me,

I wouldn't steal from you - Death on the Tyne

I wouldn't steal from you

Many of us have sailed this
ship many times before. - Death on the Tyne

Many of us have sailed this ship many times before.

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There is a serial killer loose on the overnight ferry from Newcastle to Amsterdam. Draper's Tours hostess Gemma Draper & her trusty coach driver Terry must help identify the killer before the sabotaged ship sinks.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Ed Bye

Writer: Jason Cook

Production: Shiny Button Productions,UKTV

Genre: comedy

Year: 2018

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 5.9

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 15 Dec 2018

Awards: N/A

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