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Death on the Tyne

There is a serial killer loose on the overnight ferry from Newcastle to Amsterdam. Draper's Tours hostess Gemma Draper & her trusty coach driver Terry must help identify the killer before the sabotaged ship sinks.

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Ed Bye

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Shiny Button Productions,UKTV

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Many of us have found friends, - Death on the Tyne

Many of us have found friends,

Yeah - Death on the Tyne

Oh, Jack, the Inuit
people of the Antarctic - Death on the Tyne

Oh, Jack, the Inuit people of the Antarctic

Instead, Jack must enjoy retirement - Death on the Tyne

Instead, Jack must enjoy retirement

However, he is always
welcome to join Justin and I - Death on the Tyne

However, he is always welcome to join Justin and I

Where he will inevitably
encounter a better class of- - Death on the Tyne

Where he will inevitably encounter a better class of-

And we will continue on our brand new ship.

To share the greatest lesson of all; - Death on the Tyne

To share the greatest lesson of all;

A round of applause for
Justin, Captain Justin. - Death on the Tyne

A round of applause for Justin, Captain Justin.

Made it myself, it's a Victoria sponge. - Death on the Tyne

Made it myself, it's a Victoria sponge.

There's no gluten in it, - Death on the Tyne

There's no gluten in it,

But what it lacks in gluten, - Death on the Tyne

But what it lacks in gluten,

Terry. No cake from the grimy Galley. - Death on the Tyne

Terry. No cake from the grimy Galley.

We're okay for cake,
thanks. It bloats her. - Death on the Tyne

We're okay for cake, thanks. It bloats her.

♪ We'll meet ♪ - Death on the Tyne

♪ We'll meet ♪

Oh, I see you didn't keep me a seat. - Death on the Tyne

Oh, I see you didn't keep me a seat.

Alan can go below and
eat with his own kind. - Death on the Tyne

Alan can go below and eat with his own kind.

But the king rat is sitting
right here, isn't he, Jack? - Death on the Tyne

But the king rat is sitting right here, isn't he, Jack?

This all kicks off, - Death on the Tyne

This all kicks off,

But this isn't over. For any of you. - Death on the Tyne

But this isn't over. For any of you.

Anything to block out the
sound of her awful voice. - Death on the Tyne

Anything to block out the sound of her awful voice.

Perhaps that's the reason people like your singing - Death on the Tyne

Perhaps that's the reason people like your singing

Can we all just calm down
and have some lovely cake? - Death on the Tyne

Can we all just calm down and have some lovely cake?

He's evidently drunk, and
has fallen over, again. - Death on the Tyne

He's evidently drunk, and has fallen over, again.

He doesn't look much bigger than Terry, - Death on the Tyne

He doesn't look much bigger than Terry,

Can you take Colleen to her
cabin and get her cleaned up? - Death on the Tyne

Can you take Colleen to her cabin and get her cleaned up?

Yeah, he smelled like
CK One for a fortnight. - Death on the Tyne

Yeah, he smelled like CK One for a fortnight.

And we have been in this situation before. - Death on the Tyne

And we have been in this situation before.

I think we're a long way
from anything sinister. - Death on the Tyne

I think we're a long way from anything sinister.

Well, people have written
songs about that, haven't they? - Death on the Tyne

Well, people have written songs about that, haven't the...

Let's not get ourselves all
worried about what appears to be - Death on the Tyne

Let's not get ourselves all worried about what appears ...

Just to be sure, maybe I
should check the control room, - Death on the Tyne

Just to be sure, maybe I should check the control room,

Tracy, you're staying here with Janice, - Death on the Tyne

Tracy, you're staying here with Janice,

This won't happen when I
get my own ship, Denise, - Death on the Tyne

This won't happen when I get my own ship, Denise,

And the only people in the infirmary - Death on the Tyne

And the only people in the infirmary

Oh yeah. Found a copy of Woman's Weekly. - Death on the Tyne

Oh yeah. Found a copy of Woman's Weekly.

There's a story I want to read - Death on the Tyne

There's a story I want to read

No, with Janice. In
case he needs anything. - Death on the Tyne

No, with Janice. In case he needs anything.

But the man who was
teaching us was mega fit, - Death on the Tyne

But the man who was teaching us was mega fit,

I can clean myself up
perfectly on my own, thank you. - Death on the Tyne

I can clean myself up perfectly on my own, thank you.

And he is still in charge
whether I like it or not. - Death on the Tyne

And he is still in charge whether I like it or not.

Well he's a slimy so and so - Death on the Tyne

Well he's a slimy so and so

He's got a long way to go - Death on the Tyne

He's got a long way to go

I have to learn that with
a talent as great as mine - Death on the Tyne

I have to learn that with a talent as great as mine

Do you know, if I'm honest,
I see a lot of myself in you. - Death on the Tyne

Do you know, if I'm honest, I see a lot of myself in yo...

When I was your age, I had
that figure, those legs, - Death on the Tyne

When I was your age, I had that figure, those legs,

Thought all I had to do
was click my fingers, - Death on the Tyne

Thought all I had to do was click my fingers,

Not a friend in the world, three divorces, - Death on the Tyne

Not a friend in the world, three divorces,

Time will give me all the revenge I need. - Death on the Tyne

Time will give me all the revenge I need.

You'll see, in a few years,
when you turn out like me. - Death on the Tyne

You'll see, in a few years, when you turn out like me.

Alan! Don't surprise people like that! - Death on the Tyne

Alan! Don't surprise people like that!

We good together, we should be together. - Death on the Tyne

We good together, we should be together.

I mean, Baby loves her Al-Al,
this is a little tweet. - Death on the Tyne

I mean, Baby loves her Al-Al, this is a little tweet.

I need the life Justin can
provide me, the house, the cars, - Death on the Tyne

I need the life Justin can provide me, the house, the cars,

No need. Remember, I
don't mind looking a site. - Death on the Tyne

No need. Remember, I don't mind looking a site.

Now, Alan, try not to
play it so desperate, son. - Death on the Tyne

Now, Alan, try not to play it so desperate, son.

No, Alan, - Death on the Tyne

Alan. I am about to become
the wife of a captain. - Death on the Tyne

Alan. I am about to become the wife of a captain.

No, no, look, look, you're
very, very precious to me, - Death on the Tyne

No, no, look, look, you're very, very precious to me,

In the meantime, can you
stop being a total idiot? - Death on the Tyne

In the meantime, can you stop being a total idiot?

Attention,
ladies and gentlemen, - Death on the Tyne

Attention, ladies and gentlemen,

He forgot to mention
that as a special treat, - Death on the Tyne

He forgot to mention that as a special treat,

Let's hope it's goes well, - Death on the Tyne

Let's hope it's goes well,

I couldn't even add up how many men - Death on the Tyne

I couldn't even add up how many men

It's my duty to advise you to
gamble in moderation, girls, - Death on the Tyne

It's my duty to advise you to gamble in moderation, gir...

And if you've got grandchildren,
use their inheritance. - Death on the Tyne

And if you've got grandchildren, use their inheritance.

Can you feel the restraint
causing through the veins? - Death on the Tyne

Can you feel the restraint causing through the veins?

You haven't got changed
yet, you're still all cakey. - Death on the Tyne

You haven't got changed yet, you're still all cake...

Do you not want to pop
down and get sorted, - Death on the Tyne

Do you not want to pop down and get sorted,

I just can't help thinking- - Death on the Tyne

I just can't help thinking-

Tell you what, why don't
we play some blackjack? - Death on the Tyne

Tell you what, why don't we play some blackjack?

If you walk away with more than me, - Death on the Tyne

If you walk away with more than me,

If not, then I'll go and talk
to somebody else, won't I? - Death on the Tyne

If not, then I'll go and talk to somebody else, won...

Fine, shall we start, with say, £100? - Death on the Tyne

Fine, shall we start, with say, £100?

I hope you're not frittering away - Death on the Tyne

I hope you're not frittering away

Which reminds me, have you considered- - Death on the Tyne

Which reminds me, have you considered-

Terry all my life I've been searching - Death on the Tyne

Terry all my life I've been searching

25! Bust! Oh, sorry, Emily, - Death on the Tyne

25! Bust! Oh, sorry, Emily,

Great! Let's just stay here - Death on the Tyne

Great! Let's just stay here

Oh, I'd have hated that, being a mummy. - Death on the Tyne

Oh, I'd have hated that, being a mummy.

Wouldn't you? This fabric in that heat! - Death on the Tyne

Wouldn't you? This fabric in that heat!

I remember I wore leggins once in Ibiza, - Death on the Tyne

I remember I wore leggins once in Ibiza,

Because when I was putting on suncream, - Death on the Tyne

Because when I was putting on suncream,

Then my mom said something - Death on the Tyne

Then my mom said something

So yeah, that's how my legs got sunburned, - Death on the Tyne

So yeah, that's how my legs got sunburned,

God, it really gets you
proper gambling, don't it? - Death on the Tyne

God, it really gets you proper gambling, don't it?

Champagne. Courtesy of Captain Jack. - Death on the Tyne

Champagne. Courtesy of Captain Jack.

Oh do I like champagne - Death on the Tyne

Oh do I like champagne

You have lost £1000. Sad times. - Death on the Tyne

You have lost £1000. Sad times.

Oh, God. Justin's going to whinge. - Death on the Tyne

Oh, God. Justin's going to whinge.

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There is a serial killer loose on the overnight ferry from Newcastle to Amsterdam. Draper's Tours hostess Gemma Draper & her trusty coach driver Terry must help identify the killer before the sabotaged ship sinks.

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Director: Ed Bye

Writer: Jason Cook

Production: Shiny Button Productions,UKTV

Genre: comedy

Year: 2018

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 5.9

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Released: 15 Dec 2018

Awards: N/A

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