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Alan is being beaten to death by a dolphin
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Death on the Tyne

Alan is being beatento death by a dolphin

Alan is being beaten
to death by a dolphin

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Alan is being beaten to death by a dolphin.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
01:03:35
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Shiny Button Productions,UKTV

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Movie Summary

There is a serial killer loose on the overnight ferry from Newcastle to Amsterdam. Draper's Tours hostess Gemma Draper & her trusty coach driver Terry must help identify the killer before the sabotaged ship sinks.
Oh, dear, knock-off Toblerone. Just say it, love. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Oh, dear, knock-off Toblerone. Just say it, love.
Gemma, Alan's not the murderer! - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Gemma, Alan's not the murderer!
I'm not entirely sure we can rule that out. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
I'm not entirely sure we can rule that out.
Look, let's not let this get us down. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Look, let's not let this get us down.
If that's the case, - Death on the Tyne 00:04
If that's the case,
If I wanted this amount of violence and bloodshed - Death on the Tyne 00:06
If I wanted this amount of violence and bloodshed
Right. I think I've figured out - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Right. I think I've figured out
Sorry. Slipped. From a quiz. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Sorry. Slipped. From a quiz.
Jack. You hated Alan, didn't you? - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Jack. You hated Alan, didn't you?
Yes. And Colleen, you two hated each other at first sight. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Yes. And Colleen, you two hated each other at first sight.
How dare you? I do not kill my passengers. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
How dare you? I do not kill my passengers.
But Terry's got you. Bang to rights, you going down. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
But Terry's got you. Bang to rights, you going down.
Besides, Jack won't spoil his final cruise - Death on the Tyne 00:08
Besides, Jack won't spoil his final cruise
No. He'd much rather be diddling Mildred in her quarters. - Death on the Tyne 00:06
No. He'd much rather be diddling Mildred in her quarter...
Oh, oh, and Colleen humiliated Emily as well, didn't she? - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Oh, oh, and Colleen humiliated Emily as well, didn't sh...
That proves nothing. Emily's been sniggered at - Death on the Tyne 00:05
That proves nothing. Emily's been sniggered at
Oh, God. Does he know? Don't know, does he? - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Oh, God. Does he know? Don't know, does he?
Justin, I know how it feels. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Justin, I know how it feels.
I spent years watching Gemma with loads of other blokes. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
I spent years watching Gemma with loads of other blokes.
An amount of blokes. And it hurt me. Deeply. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
An amount of blokes. And it hurt me. Deeply.