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Death on the Tyne

And I didn't want to panic anyone, but we don't seem tohave any life jackets

And I didn't want to panic anyone, but we don't seem to
have any life jackets

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And I didn't want to panic anyone,
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but we don't seem to have any life jackets.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
01:13:15
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Shiny Button Productions,UKTV

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Movie Summary

There is a serial killer loose on the overnight ferry from Newcastle to Amsterdam. Draper's Tours hostess Gemma Draper & her trusty coach driver Terry must help identify the killer before the sabotaged ship sinks.
Am I to assume you're the person responsible - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Am I to assume you're the person responsible
Don't worry, Mildred. That's just a flare gun. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Don't worry, Mildred. That's just a flare gun.
Friend? Well, for years I've kowtowed to her, - Death on the Tyne 00:07
Friend? Well, for years I've kowtowed to her,
See, he's so funny. Aren't you, my love? - Death on the Tyne 00:06
See, he's so funny. Aren't you, my love?
So when Emily started cheating on you, - Death on the Tyne 00:09
So when Emily started cheating on you,
And, Alan, well... how dare he turn up and slap my Justin? - Death on the Tyne 00:04
And, Alan, well... how dare he turn up and slap my Justin?
I mean that's straight forward justice, isn't it? - Death on the Tyne 00:04
I mean that's straight forward justice, isn't it?
No, look, I've planned it perfectly. - Death on the Tyne 00:06
No, look, I've planned it perfectly.
And now this ship is going to sink, - Death on the Tyne 00:09
And now this ship is going to sink,
Really? And which ones haven't I put holes in, Jackie? - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Really? And which ones haven't I put holes in, Jackie?
I don't approve of her methods, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
I don't approve of her methods,
You can still be a captain and I can be a captain's wife, - Death on the Tyne 00:08
You can still be a captain and I can be a captain's wif...
Oh, Denise, the WiFi's free, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Oh, Denise, the WiFi's free,
Come with me now, and just see how many more people I kill. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Come with me now, and just see how many more people I kill.
Focus on the details, I'm not a monster, - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Focus on the details, I'm not a monster,
Terry's right, there's no sense - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Terry's right, there's no sense
Yes. You're the only one who's ever really cared about me. - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Yes. You're the only one who's ever really cared a...
Who sat with me when I was revising - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Who sat with me when I was revising
Oh, but I couldn't compete with Emily. She was perfect. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Oh, but I couldn't compete with Emily. She was perfect.
Only on the outside. And even then, only 10 to 12 years ago. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Only on the outside. And even then, only 10 to 12 years ago.