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Before the sleazy captain here
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Death on the Tyne

Before the sleazy captain here gets his slimy little paws on it

Before the sleazy captain here gets his slimy little paws on it

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Before the sleazy captain here
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gets his slimy little paws on it.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:56
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Shiny Button Productions,UKTV

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Movie Summary

There is a serial killer loose on the overnight ferry from Newcastle to Amsterdam. Draper's Tours hostess Gemma Draper & her trusty coach driver Terry must help identify the killer before the sabotaged ship sinks.
Yes, well if you'll excuse me, - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Yes, well if you'll excuse me,
I haven't got any fancy pants lotion, - Death on the Tyne 00:07
I haven't got any fancy pants lotion,
The doctor said Jägerbombs would mess with my medication. - Death on the Tyne 00:06
The doctor said Jägerbombs would mess with my medication.
Terry, you're such a flirt, no! I know the way. - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Terry, you're such a flirt, no! I know the way.
Well, that's what I'd like to talk to you about. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Well, that's what I'd like to talk to you about.
And at this rate, we're gonna be just friends - Death on the Tyne 00:05
And at this rate, we're gonna be just friends
But then there was, you know, the slap in the face. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
But then there was, you know, the slap in the face.
Well, you know, Emily's passionate, - Death on the Tyne 00:07
Well, you know, Emily's passionate,
Justin. You don't need money if you've got love. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Justin. You don't need money if you've got love.
Last Valentine's, I gave her a photo of a rose. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Last Valentine's, I gave her a photo of a rose.
Love is more than just things you can buy for each other. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Love is more than just things you can buy for each other.
It's accepting each other for all your faults. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
It's accepting each other for all your faults.
When you're taking off your shoes - Death on the Tyne 00:05
When you're taking off your shoes
To walk on cream carpets that you didn't want, - Death on the Tyne 00:08
To walk on cream carpets that you didn't want,
And then she smiles and it's all worth it. - Death on the Tyne 00:06
And then she smiles and it's all worth it.
You'll do anything for them just to make them happy. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
You'll do anything for them just to make them happy.
Sometimes they'll do unspeakable things. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Sometimes they'll do unspeakable things.
Well, he proper cheers me right up. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Well, he proper cheers me right up.
I know. This is the most exciting trip ever. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
I know. This is the most exciting trip ever.
Drama, arguments, we're not involved in any of it. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Drama, arguments, we're not involved in any of it.