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Can we all just calm down and have some lovely cake?
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Death on the Tyne

Can we all just calm downand have some lovely cake?

Can we all just calm down
and have some lovely cake?

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Can we all just calm down and have some lovely cake?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:05
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Shiny Button Productions,UKTV

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Movie Summary

There is a serial killer loose on the overnight ferry from Newcastle to Amsterdam. Draper's Tours hostess Gemma Draper & her trusty coach driver Terry must help identify the killer before the sabotaged ship sinks.
He's evidently drunk, and has fallen over, again. - Death on the Tyne 00:06
He's evidently drunk, and has fallen over, again.
He doesn't look much bigger than Terry, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
He doesn't look much bigger than Terry,
Can you take Colleen to her cabin and get her cleaned up? - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Can you take Colleen to her cabin and get her cleaned up?
Yeah, he smelled like CK One for a fortnight. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Yeah, he smelled like CK One for a fortnight.
And we have been in this situation before. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
And we have been in this situation before.
I think we're a long way from anything sinister. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
I think we're a long way from anything sinister.
Well, people have written songs about that, haven't they? - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Well, people have written songs about that, haven't the...
Let's not get ourselves all worried about what appears to be - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Let's not get ourselves all worried about what appears ...
Just to be sure, maybe I should check the control room, - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Just to be sure, maybe I should check the control room,
Tracy, you're staying here with Janice, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Tracy, you're staying here with Janice,
This won't happen when I get my own ship, Denise, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
This won't happen when I get my own ship, Denise,
And the only people in the infirmary - Death on the Tyne 00:05
And the only people in the infirmary
Oh yeah. Found a copy of Woman's Weekly. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Oh yeah. Found a copy of Woman's Weekly.
There's a story I want to read - Death on the Tyne 00:05
There's a story I want to read
No, with Janice. In case he needs anything. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
No, with Janice. In case he needs anything.
But the man who was teaching us was mega fit, - Death on the Tyne 00:06
But the man who was teaching us was mega fit,
I can clean myself up perfectly on my own, thank you. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
I can clean myself up perfectly on my own, thank you.
And he is still in charge whether I like it or not. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
And he is still in charge whether I like it or not.
Well he's a slimy so and so - Death on the Tyne 00:18
Well he's a slimy so and so
He's got a long way to go - Death on the Tyne 00:04
He's got a long way to go