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Death on the Tyne

Hi, I'm Jane McDonald, and I want you to enjoy my Secretions. It's gritty, it's...

Jane McDonald: [on a promotional video] Hi, I'm Jane McDonald, and I want you to enjoy my Secretions. It's gritty, it's northern, it stings. It's my Secretions

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Hi I'm Jen MacDonald
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and I want you to enjoy my secretions
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It's gritty It's Northern It stings It's my secretions
Duration
12 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:52
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Shiny Button Productions,UKTV

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Movie Summary

There is a serial killer loose on the overnight ferry from Newcastle to Amsterdam. Draper's Tours hostess Gemma Draper & her trusty coach driver Terry must help identify the killer before the sabotaged ship sinks.
They must've seen the storm coming. Either that - Death on the Tyne 00:06
They must've seen the storm coming. Either that
You know the drill, bars open, gangway clear, - Death on the Tyne 00:07
You know the drill, bars open, gangway clear,
You can see why dolphins are endangered, - Death on the Tyne 00:04
You can see why dolphins are endangered,
Tracy, you were fantastic, very believable. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Tracy, you were fantastic, very believable.
And, as promised, an indoor latrine. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
And, as promised, an indoor latrine.
Well, as seductive as that may sound, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Well, as seductive as that may sound,
Hmm, thought you might wanna go first, you know, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Hmm, thought you might wanna go first, you know,
I've got to offload some stowaways, if you know what I mean. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
I've got to offload some stowaways, if you know what I ...
It's them kind of chat up lines - Death on the Tyne 00:04
It's them kind of chat up lines
Oh, aye, are you gonna be conscious for some of it? - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Oh, aye, are you gonna be conscious for some of it?
Look, I appreciate the gesture, but we've got work to do. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Look, I appreciate the gesture, but we've got work to d...
If you'll excuse me, marauders at the gates. - Death on the Tyne 00:06
If you'll excuse me, marauders at the gates.
On the plus side, If I sleep walk, - Death on the Tyne 00:06
On the plus side, If I sleep walk,
This time, try not to bugger this up. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
This time, try not to bugger this up.
Yeah, yeah, I dropped me coach keys down the toilet. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Yeah, yeah, I dropped me coach keys down the toilet.
Sounds like you're having a bit of a time of it in there. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Sounds like you're having a bit of a time of it in ther...
Right, my precious, let's see if you're down there. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Right, my precious, let's see if you're down there...
And as we get ready to set sail, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
And as we get ready to set sail,
I'm not sure if you know this, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
I'm not sure if you know this,
Well, I wish you all the luck in the world - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Well, I wish you all the luck in the world