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Death on the Tyne

I live in a home, dear, I'm basically aprofessional chair sleeper

I live in a home, dear, I'm basically a
professional chair sleeper

Full Transcript

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I live in a home, dear,
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I'm basically a professional chair sleeper.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:13
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Shiny Button Productions,UKTV

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Movie Summary

There is a serial killer loose on the overnight ferry from Newcastle to Amsterdam. Draper's Tours hostess Gemma Draper & her trusty coach driver Terry must help identify the killer before the sabotaged ship sinks.
Here are our key cards, - Death on the Tyne 00:07
Here are our key cards,
We don't always see eye to eye on bingo, - Death on the Tyne 00:07
We don't always see eye to eye on bingo,
Please let me forget, please let me forget, - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Please let me forget, please let me forget,
Look I don't know what you think you saw in there - Death on the Tyne 00:08
Look I don't know what you think you saw in there
Tell Mildred she's swapping cabins with me and Gemma, - Death on the Tyne 00:07
Tell Mildred she's swapping cabins with me and Gemma,
Oh, right. You couldn't give it, say, half an hour. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Oh, right. You couldn't give it, say, half an hour.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but go easy on her. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
I can't believe I'm saying this, but go easy on he...
Let's hope there's no surprises in here. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Let's hope there's no surprises in here.
Yes, it seems Gemma may be right, Terry, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Yes, it seems Gemma may be right, Terry,
It looks like Jane McDonald's Secretions - Death on the Tyne 00:04
It looks like Jane McDonald's Secretions
Poor Jane. She'll not be happy about that. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Poor Jane. She'll not be happy about that.
What do we do now Jack? Lock down the ship? - Death on the Tyne 00:04
What do we do now Jack? Lock down the ship?
Afraid not. No, that'll cause panic, - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Afraid not. No, that'll cause panic,
No. No, I'll get poor Colleen into the ship's morgue, - Death on the Tyne 00:07
No. No, I'll get poor Colleen into the ship's morg...
You go and get Gemma and Hilda, - Death on the Tyne 00:04
You go and get Gemma and Hilda,
Somewhere visible, just to be safe - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Somewhere visible, just to be safe
And if you could keep them on forever, I'd be obliged. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
And if you could keep them on forever, I'd be obliged.
Well, say what you like, Terry, - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Well, say what you like, Terry,
I was practising me sad face for when they all got back - Death on the Tyne 00:05
I was practising me sad face for when they all got back
Er, nothing to worry about, everyone. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Er, nothing to worry about, everyone.