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Death on the Tyne

I wouldn't steal from you! I don't need your money. I've got something money can't buy....

Terry: I wouldn't steal from you! I don't need your money.
[puts his hand on Gemma's shoulder]
Terry: I've got something money can't buy.
Colleen: What's that? Gout?

Full Transcript

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I wouldn't steal from you
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I don't need your money I've got something money can't buy
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What's that Gout
Duration
12 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:18
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Shiny Button Productions,UKTV

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Movie Summary

There is a serial killer loose on the overnight ferry from Newcastle to Amsterdam. Draper's Tours hostess Gemma Draper & her trusty coach driver Terry must help identify the killer before the sabotaged ship sinks.
Many of us have sailed this ship many times before. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Many of us have sailed this ship many times before.
Many of us have found friends, - Death on the Tyne 00:09
Many of us have found friends,
Yeah - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Yeah
Oh, Jack, the Inuit people of the Antarctic - Death on the Tyne 00:12
Oh, Jack, the Inuit people of the Antarctic
Instead, Jack must enjoy retirement - Death on the Tyne 00:10
Instead, Jack must enjoy retirement
However, he is always welcome to join Justin and I - Death on the Tyne 00:08
However, he is always welcome to join Justin and I
Where he will inevitably encounter a better class of- - Death on the Tyne 00:07
Where he will inevitably encounter a better class of-
And we will continue on our brand new ship. - Death on the Tyne 00:06
And we will continue on our brand new ship.
To share the greatest lesson of all; - Death on the Tyne 00:13
To share the greatest lesson of all;
A round of applause for Justin, Captain Justin. - Death on the Tyne 00:06
A round of applause for Justin, Captain Justin.
Made it myself, it's a Victoria sponge. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Made it myself, it's a Victoria sponge.
There's no gluten in it, - Death on the Tyne 00:06
There's no gluten in it,
But what it lacks in gluten, - Death on the Tyne 00:07
But what it lacks in gluten,
Terry. No cake from the grimy Galley. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Terry. No cake from the grimy Galley.
We're okay for cake, thanks. It bloats her. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
We're okay for cake, thanks. It bloats her.
♪ We'll meet ♪ - Death on the Tyne 00:23
♪ We'll meet ♪
Oh, I see you didn't keep me a seat. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Oh, I see you didn't keep me a seat.
Alan can go below and eat with his own kind. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Alan can go below and eat with his own kind.
But the king rat is sitting right here, isn't he, Jack? - Death on the Tyne 00:04
But the king rat is sitting right here, isn't he, Jack?
This all kicks off, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
This all kicks off,