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Death on the Tyne

If he's not drunk, that meanssomeone's done this to him

If he's not drunk, that means
someone's done this to him

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If he's not drunk, that means someone's done this to him.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:00
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Shiny Button Productions,UKTV

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Movie Summary

There is a serial killer loose on the overnight ferry from Newcastle to Amsterdam. Draper's Tours hostess Gemma Draper & her trusty coach driver Terry must help identify the killer before the sabotaged ship sinks.
Did I like this Colleen? I've gone fuzzy again. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Did I like this Colleen? I've gone fuzzy again.
Nobody did, but it's still sad. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Nobody did, but it's still sad.
Girls, you stay close to us from now on. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Girls, you stay close to us from now on.
Terry, we've not run anywhere for 20 years. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Terry, we've not run anywhere for 20 years.
The captain. The ship will shink. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
The captain. The ship will shink.
I aren't brought me swimming costume or anything. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
I aren't brought me swimming costume or anything.
I mean, she'd be gutted that I drowned, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
I mean, she'd be gutted that I drowned,
Oh, thank God. I've got to find the Captain, - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Oh, thank God. I've got to find the Captain,
Do you ever get the feeling we should have just flown? - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Do you ever get the feeling we should have just flown?
I know this probably isn't the time, - Death on the Tyne 00:04
I know this probably isn't the time,
I've been in touch with the authorities in Amsterdam, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
I've been in touch with the authorities in Amsterdam,
The morgue on the ship only has room for two corpses. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
The morgue on the ship only has room for two corpses.
Once we've put human remains in the ice cream fridges, - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Once we've put human remains in the ice cream fridges,
On the one hand, I do miss Colleen, - Death on the Tyne 00:07
On the one hand, I do miss Colleen,
Now, myself and the other staff - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Now, myself and the other staff
See if we can find the man responsible, - Death on the Tyne 00:10
See if we can find the man responsible,
We have to find him before he strikes again. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
We have to find him before he strikes again.
I must also ask if there are any able-bodied passengers - Death on the Tyne 00:07
I must also ask if there are any able-bodied passengers
Come back to me. I can't go through this life without you. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Come back to me. I can't go through this life without y...
Gemma, before I spend the first night of this holiday - Death on the Tyne 00:10
Gemma, before I spend the first night of this holiday