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Death on the Tyne

If that's the case, we might as well have stayed in the home

If that's the case, we might as well have stayed in the home

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If that's the case,
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we might as well have stayed in the home.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
01:04:12
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Shiny Button Productions,UKTV

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Movie Summary

There is a serial killer loose on the overnight ferry from Newcastle to Amsterdam. Draper's Tours hostess Gemma Draper & her trusty coach driver Terry must help identify the killer before the sabotaged ship sinks.
If I wanted this amount of violence and bloodshed - Death on the Tyne 00:06
If I wanted this amount of violence and bloodshed
Right. I think I've figured out - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Right. I think I've figured out
Sorry. Slipped. From a quiz. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Sorry. Slipped. From a quiz.
Jack. You hated Alan, didn't you? - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Jack. You hated Alan, didn't you?
Yes. And Colleen, you two hated each other at first sight. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Yes. And Colleen, you two hated each other at first sight.
How dare you? I do not kill my passengers. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
How dare you? I do not kill my passengers.
But Terry's got you. Bang to rights, you going down. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
But Terry's got you. Bang to rights, you going down.
Besides, Jack won't spoil his final cruise - Death on the Tyne 00:08
Besides, Jack won't spoil his final cruise
No. He'd much rather be diddling Mildred in her quarters. - Death on the Tyne 00:06
No. He'd much rather be diddling Mildred in her quarter...
Oh, oh, and Colleen humiliated Emily as well, didn't she? - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Oh, oh, and Colleen humiliated Emily as well, didn't sh...
That proves nothing. Emily's been sniggered at - Death on the Tyne 00:05
That proves nothing. Emily's been sniggered at
Oh, God. Does he know? Don't know, does he? - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Oh, God. Does he know? Don't know, does he?
Justin, I know how it feels. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Justin, I know how it feels.
I spent years watching Gemma with loads of other blokes. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
I spent years watching Gemma with loads of other blokes.
An amount of blokes. And it hurt me. Deeply. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
An amount of blokes. And it hurt me. Deeply.
It's a good enough reason for killing someone, - Death on the Tyne 00:06
It's a good enough reason for killing someone,
Justin, what, what's he saying, I don't understand. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Justin, what, what's he saying, I don't understand...
Oh, give up, Emily, I've suspected since Christmas. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Oh, give up, Emily, I've suspected since Christmas.
Well, she's just never taken the time to get to know me. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Well, she's just never taken the time to get to know me...
No. And why's that? - Death on the Tyne 00:04
No. And why's that?