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Death on the Tyne

If the murderer pops up,deal with that, will you?

If the murderer pops up,
deal with that, will you?

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If the murderer pops up, deal with that, will you?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
01:09:40
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Shiny Button Productions,UKTV

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Movie Summary

There is a serial killer loose on the overnight ferry from Newcastle to Amsterdam. Draper's Tours hostess Gemma Draper & her trusty coach driver Terry must help identify the killer before the sabotaged ship sinks.
You know, seeing as it might be my last one ever. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
You know, seeing as it might be my last one ever.
Yeah. Denise is here. She's always here when I need her. - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Yeah. Denise is here. She's always here when I need her...
When Emily had her meltdowns, - Death on the Tyne 00:12
When Emily had her meltdowns,
Eh, I'll always be here, chicken. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Eh, I'll always be here, chicken.
You're, you're very close in this photo, - Death on the Tyne 00:07
You're, you're very close in this photo,
What you might do if the love of your life - Death on the Tyne 00:04
What you might do if the love of your life
You murdered Alan and Emily just to punish them - Death on the Tyne 00:07
You murdered Alan and Emily just to punish them
Terry, what reason would I have - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Terry, what reason would I have
The reason that makes the world turn, Denise. Love. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
The reason that makes the world turn, Denise. Love.
The same reason that made me slightly embezzle some money - Death on the Tyne 00:06
The same reason that made me slightly embezzle some money
And I'll bet she's just offered you six grand - Death on the Tyne 00:06
And I'll bet she's just offered you six grand
The exact same amount that Colleen won in the casino. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
The exact same amount that Colleen won in the casino.
So, am I no longer under suspicion then? - Death on the Tyne 00:05
So, am I no longer under suspicion then?
I do have a dear friend here who has just lost his wife. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
I do have a dear friend here who has just lost his wife.
Guess I just let me mind run away with meself, I guess - Death on the Tyne 00:08
Guess I just let me mind run away with meself, I guess
Judeas Charmaz herself didn't get a discount. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Judeas Charmaz herself didn't get a discount.
Terry is just trying to help, that's his way. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Terry is just trying to help, that's his way.
Sometimes it's endearing, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Sometimes it's endearing,
Well, except for when she's gone to get more drinks - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Well, except for when she's gone to get more drinks
I knew I was right, I- - Death on the Tyne 00:08
I knew I was right, I-