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I'll take a bottle of champers
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Death on the Tyne

I'll take a bottle of champers for me and my future captain

I'll take a bottle of champers for me and my future captain

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I'll take a bottle of champers
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for me and my future captain.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:21
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Shiny Button Productions,UKTV

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Movie Summary

There is a serial killer loose on the overnight ferry from Newcastle to Amsterdam. Draper's Tours hostess Gemma Draper & her trusty coach driver Terry must help identify the killer before the sabotaged ship sinks.
You might have the odd little tension, - Death on the Tyne 00:10
You might have the odd little tension,
Well, this is our special trip - Death on the Tyne 00:07
Well, this is our special trip
Speaking of healthy stable relationships, - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Speaking of healthy stable relationships,
Gemma I'd like to lodge a complaint - Death on the Tyne 00:32
Gemma I'd like to lodge a complaint
It's got me all riled up, set my waters off. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
It's got me all riled up, set my waters off.
Right, Terry, help Hilda. She's sloshing. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Right, Terry, help Hilda. She's sloshing.
Draw me like one of your French girls Jack - Death on the Tyne 00:09
Draw me like one of your French girls Jack
Well, I've only got a Biro, but uh, Ill do my best. - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Well, I've only got a Biro, but uh, Ill do my best.
Tiny, our cabins are, like little floating coffins. - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Tiny, our cabins are, like little floating coffins.
So he can keep all the money for himself - Death on the Tyne 00:05
So he can keep all the money for himself
See them pillows on that bed They're hypoallergenic - Death on the Tyne 00:07
See them pillows on that bed They're hypoallergenic
I mean, for all I know, - Death on the Tyne 00:07
I mean, for all I know,
I'll make it right. I promise. But not in the usual way. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
I'll make it right. I promise. But not in the usual way...
Look, there's no garage forecourt flowers - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Look, there's no garage forecourt flowers
We are the tour operators, - Death on the Tyne 00:04
We are the tour operators,
Oh, come on. Look at the size of Mildred. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Oh, come on. Look at the size of Mildred.
We can easily get two in that bed, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
We can easily get two in that bed,
I live in a home, dear, - Death on the Tyne 00:04
I live in a home, dear,
Here are our key cards, - Death on the Tyne 00:07
Here are our key cards,
We don't always see eye to eye on bingo, - Death on the Tyne 00:07
We don't always see eye to eye on bingo,