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Death on the Tyne

I'm sitting next to Captain Jack, and anyone who says otherwise will be eating their...

I'm sitting next to Captain Jack, and anyone who says otherwise will be eating their dinner
through broken teeth!

Full Transcript

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I'm sitting next to Captain Jack,
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and anyone who says otherwise
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will be eating their dinner through broken teeth!
Duration
8 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:44
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Shiny Button Productions,UKTV

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Movie Summary

There is a serial killer loose on the overnight ferry from Newcastle to Amsterdam. Draper's Tours hostess Gemma Draper & her trusty coach driver Terry must help identify the killer before the sabotaged ship sinks.
No guests for the dinner, sorry ladies. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
No guests for the dinner, sorry ladies.
This is a celebratory meal for Justin's promotion, - Death on the Tyne 00:09
This is a celebratory meal for Justin's promotion,
And therefore me It's a special dinner for old friends - Death on the Tyne 00:31
And therefore me It's a special dinner for old friends
Um... I'm the most in demand lounge entertainment - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Um... I'm the most in demand lounge entertainment
I'm known in every port across Northern Europe. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
I'm known in every port across Northern Europe.
"Dirty girls!" - Death on the Tyne 00:04
"Dirty girls!"
Yeah, laugh all you like ladies, - Death on the Tyne 00:09
Yeah, laugh all you like ladies,
And then we'll show this company - Death on the Tyne 00:04
And then we'll show this company
We'll be the Jay Z and Beyonce of the North Sea - Death on the Tyne 00:06
We'll be the Jay Z and Beyonce of the North Sea
If I could interrupt you two, as this is my final dinner, - Death on the Tyne 00:06
If I could interrupt you two, as this is my final dinner,
Jack Jack, Jack, Jack, just you listen to me, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Jack Jack, Jack, Jack, just you listen to me,
Let's play a little game - Death on the Tyne 00:07
Let's play a little game
Jack, of course you can bring your guests to the dinner. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Jack, of course you can bring your guests to the dinner.
And Emily, why not go to your cabin - Death on the Tyne 00:06
And Emily, why not go to your cabin
We're having a little romantic supper in the cabin. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
We're having a little romantic supper in the cabin.
When you get changed, be careful of the key, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
When you get changed, be careful of the key,
What key? Is this your little secret from before? - Death on the Tyne 00:04
What key? Is this your little secret from before?
Hang on, me and Gemma didn't bring anything to wear. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Hang on, me and Gemma didn't bring anything to wear.
It was only supposed to be a short trip - Death on the Tyne 00:05
It was only supposed to be a short trip
Try the duty free shop Anything with a collar will do - Death on the Tyne 00:08
Try the duty free shop Anything with a collar will do