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Death on the Tyne

It looks like Jane McDonald's Secretions was the weapon of choice

It looks like Jane McDonald's Secretions was the weapon of choice

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It looks like Jane McDonald's Secretions
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was the weapon of choice.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:13
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Shiny Button Productions,UKTV

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Movie Summary

There is a serial killer loose on the overnight ferry from Newcastle to Amsterdam. Draper's Tours hostess Gemma Draper & her trusty coach driver Terry must help identify the killer before the sabotaged ship sinks.
Poor Jane. She'll not be happy about that. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Poor Jane. She'll not be happy about that.
What do we do now Jack? Lock down the ship? - Death on the Tyne 00:04
What do we do now Jack? Lock down the ship?
Afraid not. No, that'll cause panic, - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Afraid not. No, that'll cause panic,
No. No, I'll get poor Colleen into the ship's morgue, - Death on the Tyne 00:07
No. No, I'll get poor Colleen into the ship's morg...
You go and get Gemma and Hilda, - Death on the Tyne 00:04
You go and get Gemma and Hilda,
Somewhere visible, just to be safe - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Somewhere visible, just to be safe
And if you could keep them on forever, I'd be obliged. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
And if you could keep them on forever, I'd be obliged.
Well, say what you like, Terry, - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Well, say what you like, Terry,
I was practising me sad face for when they all got back - Death on the Tyne 00:05
I was practising me sad face for when they all got back
Er, nothing to worry about, everyone. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Er, nothing to worry about, everyone.
Enjoy your holidays. Oh, knocked this right up. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Enjoy your holidays. Oh, knocked this right up.
If he's not drunk, that means someone's done this to him. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
If he's not drunk, that means someone's done this ...
Did I like this Colleen? I've gone fuzzy again. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Did I like this Colleen? I've gone fuzzy again.
Nobody did, but it's still sad. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Nobody did, but it's still sad.
Girls, you stay close to us from now on. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Girls, you stay close to us from now on.
Terry, we've not run anywhere for 20 years. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Terry, we've not run anywhere for 20 years.
The captain. The ship will shink. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
The captain. The ship will shink.
I aren't brought me swimming costume or anything. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
I aren't brought me swimming costume or anything.
I mean, she'd be gutted that I drowned, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
I mean, she'd be gutted that I drowned,
Oh, thank God. I've got to find the Captain, - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Oh, thank God. I've got to find the Captain,