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Death on the Tyne

No, Alan, go and tell her before shetells Justin everything

No, Alan, go and tell her before she
tells Justin everything

Full Transcript

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No, Alan,
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go and tell her before she tells Justin everything.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:09
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Shiny Button Productions,UKTV

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Movie Summary

There is a serial killer loose on the overnight ferry from Newcastle to Amsterdam. Draper's Tours hostess Gemma Draper & her trusty coach driver Terry must help identify the killer before the sabotaged ship sinks.
Alan. I am about to become the wife of a captain. - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Alan. I am about to become the wife of a captain.
No, no, look, look, you're very, very precious to me, - Death on the Tyne 00:07
No, no, look, look, you're very, very precious to me,
In the meantime, can you stop being a total idiot? - Death on the Tyne 00:04
In the meantime, can you stop being a total idiot?
Attention, ladies and gentlemen, - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Attention, ladies and gentlemen,
He forgot to mention that as a special treat, - Death on the Tyne 00:07
He forgot to mention that as a special treat,
Let's hope it's goes well, - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Let's hope it's goes well,
I couldn't even add up how many men - Death on the Tyne 00:04
I couldn't even add up how many men
It's my duty to advise you to gamble in moderation, girls, - Death on the Tyne 00:06
It's my duty to advise you to gamble in moderation, gir...
And if you've got grandchildren, use their inheritance. - Death on the Tyne 00:06
And if you've got grandchildren, use their inheritance.
Can you feel the restraint causing through the veins? - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Can you feel the restraint causing through the veins?
You haven't got changed yet, you're still all cakey. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
You haven't got changed yet, you're still all cake...
Do you not want to pop down and get sorted, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Do you not want to pop down and get sorted,
I just can't help thinking- - Death on the Tyne 00:08
I just can't help thinking-
Tell you what, why don't we play some blackjack? - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Tell you what, why don't we play some blackjack?
If you walk away with more than me, - Death on the Tyne 00:04
If you walk away with more than me,
If not, then I'll go and talk to somebody else, won't I? - Death on the Tyne 00:06
If not, then I'll go and talk to somebody else, won...
Fine, shall we start, with say, £100? - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Fine, shall we start, with say, £100?
I hope you're not frittering away - Death on the Tyne 00:05
I hope you're not frittering away
Which reminds me, have you considered- - Death on the Tyne 00:07
Which reminds me, have you considered-
Terry all my life I've been searching - Death on the Tyne 00:10
Terry all my life I've been searching