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No. He'd much rather be diddling Mildred in her quarters
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Death on the Tyne

No. He'd much rather be diddlingMildred in her quarters

No. He'd much rather be diddling
Mildred in her quarters

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No. He'd much rather be diddling Mildred in her quarters.
Duration
6 seconds
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26
Timestamp in Movie
01:05:24
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Shiny Button Productions,UKTV

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Movie Summary

There is a serial killer loose on the overnight ferry from Newcastle to Amsterdam. Draper's Tours hostess Gemma Draper & her trusty coach driver Terry must help identify the killer before the sabotaged ship sinks.
Oh, oh, and Colleen humiliated Emily as well, didn't she? - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Oh, oh, and Colleen humiliated Emily as well, didn't sh...
That proves nothing. Emily's been sniggered at - Death on the Tyne 00:05
That proves nothing. Emily's been sniggered at
Oh, God. Does he know? Don't know, does he? - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Oh, God. Does he know? Don't know, does he?
Justin, I know how it feels. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Justin, I know how it feels.
I spent years watching Gemma with loads of other blokes. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
I spent years watching Gemma with loads of other blokes.
An amount of blokes. And it hurt me. Deeply. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
An amount of blokes. And it hurt me. Deeply.
It's a good enough reason for killing someone, - Death on the Tyne 00:06
It's a good enough reason for killing someone,
Justin, what, what's he saying, I don't understand. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Justin, what, what's he saying, I don't understand...
Oh, give up, Emily, I've suspected since Christmas. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Oh, give up, Emily, I've suspected since Christmas.
Well, she's just never taken the time to get to know me. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Well, she's just never taken the time to get to know me...
No. And why's that? - Death on the Tyne 00:04
No. And why's that?
Because he made Emily happy. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Because he made Emily happy.
Oh Justin, but you and Emily can sort it all out now, - Death on the Tyne 00:07
Oh Justin, but you and Emily can sort it all out now,
Oh, Terry, I see where you're going with this now. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Oh, Terry, I see where you're going with this now.
Are you insinuating I did this you pudgy little turd - Death on the Tyne 00:08
Are you insinuating I did this you pudgy little turd
When you were worried that Alan was going to blow the lead - Death on the Tyne 00:06
When you were worried that Alan was going to blow the lead
Yes, go on Terry. Woo hoo! - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Yes, go on Terry. Woo hoo!
Gemma, Gemma, people have died. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Gemma, Gemma, people have died.
Sorry. Sorry. On behalf of Draper's tours, - Death on the Tyne 00:09
Sorry. Sorry. On behalf of Draper's tours,
This pudgy little turd got you in the end and now it's over. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
This pudgy little turd got you in the end and now it's ...