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No. No, I'll get poor Colleen into the ship's morgue
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Death on the Tyne

No. No, I'll get poor Colleeninto the ship's morgue, and then I'll sniff out the...

No. No, I'll get poor Colleen
into the ship's morgue, and then I'll sniff out the executioner

Full Transcript

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No. No, I'll get poor Colleen into the ship's morgue,
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and then I'll sniff out the executioner.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:43
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Shiny Button Productions,UKTV

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Movie Summary

There is a serial killer loose on the overnight ferry from Newcastle to Amsterdam. Draper's Tours hostess Gemma Draper & her trusty coach driver Terry must help identify the killer before the sabotaged ship sinks.
You go and get Gemma and Hilda, - Death on the Tyne 00:04
You go and get Gemma and Hilda,
Somewhere visible, just to be safe - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Somewhere visible, just to be safe
And if you could keep them on forever, I'd be obliged. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
And if you could keep them on forever, I'd be obliged.
Well, say what you like, Terry, - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Well, say what you like, Terry,
I was practising me sad face for when they all got back - Death on the Tyne 00:05
I was practising me sad face for when they all got back
Er, nothing to worry about, everyone. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Er, nothing to worry about, everyone.
Enjoy your holidays. Oh, knocked this right up. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Enjoy your holidays. Oh, knocked this right up.
If he's not drunk, that means someone's done this to him. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
If he's not drunk, that means someone's done this ...
Did I like this Colleen? I've gone fuzzy again. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Did I like this Colleen? I've gone fuzzy again.
Nobody did, but it's still sad. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Nobody did, but it's still sad.
Girls, you stay close to us from now on. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Girls, you stay close to us from now on.
Terry, we've not run anywhere for 20 years. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Terry, we've not run anywhere for 20 years.
The captain. The ship will shink. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
The captain. The ship will shink.
I aren't brought me swimming costume or anything. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
I aren't brought me swimming costume or anything.
I mean, she'd be gutted that I drowned, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
I mean, she'd be gutted that I drowned,
Oh, thank God. I've got to find the Captain, - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Oh, thank God. I've got to find the Captain,
Do you ever get the feeling we should have just flown? - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Do you ever get the feeling we should have just flown?
I know this probably isn't the time, - Death on the Tyne 00:04
I know this probably isn't the time,
I've been in touch with the authorities in Amsterdam, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
I've been in touch with the authorities in Amsterdam,
The morgue on the ship only has room for two corpses. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
The morgue on the ship only has room for two corpses.