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Death on the Tyne

Now if you'll excuse me, I must get this old girl ready to sail. She needs quite a firm...

Jack: Now if you'll excuse me, I must get this old girl ready to sail. She needs quite a firm hand.
Mildred: I bet she does.
Jack: The feisty ones always do

Full Transcript

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Now if you'll excuse me
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I must get this old girl ready to sail
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She needs quite a firm hand
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I bet she does
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The feisty ones always do
Duration
12 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:22
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Shiny Button Productions,UKTV

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Movie Summary

There is a serial killer loose on the overnight ferry from Newcastle to Amsterdam. Draper's Tours hostess Gemma Draper & her trusty coach driver Terry must help identify the killer before the sabotaged ship sinks.
Oh, God! He's as greasy as a chip shop window as well. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Oh, God! He's as greasy as a chip shop window as well.
Oh oh let's get to the cabins I need a lie down - Death on the Tyne 00:08
Oh oh let's get to the cabins I need a lie down
Right, allow me to show you the finest accommodation - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Right, allow me to show you the finest accommodation
We'll be winding our way down the River Tyne - Death on the Tyne 00:05
We'll be winding our way down the River Tyne
So grab a drink in our fabulous bar, the Admiral's Hall. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
So grab a drink in our fabulous bar, the Admiral's Hall...
And look at that. Who's behind that? - Death on the Tyne 00:04
And look at that. Who's behind that?
It's a full kilo of nutty chocolate triangles - Death on the Tyne 00:05
It's a full kilo of nutty chocolate triangles
Hi I'm Jen MacDonald - Death on the Tyne 00:12
Hi I'm Jen MacDonald
They must've seen the storm coming. Either that - Death on the Tyne 00:06
They must've seen the storm coming. Either that
You know the drill, bars open, gangway clear, - Death on the Tyne 00:07
You know the drill, bars open, gangway clear,
You can see why dolphins are endangered, - Death on the Tyne 00:04
You can see why dolphins are endangered,
Tracy, you were fantastic, very believable. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Tracy, you were fantastic, very believable.
And, as promised, an indoor latrine. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
And, as promised, an indoor latrine.
Well, as seductive as that may sound, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Well, as seductive as that may sound,
Hmm, thought you might wanna go first, you know, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Hmm, thought you might wanna go first, you know,
I've got to offload some stowaways, if you know what I mean. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
I've got to offload some stowaways, if you know what I ...
It's them kind of chat up lines - Death on the Tyne 00:04
It's them kind of chat up lines
Oh, aye, are you gonna be conscious for some of it? - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Oh, aye, are you gonna be conscious for some of it?
Look, I appreciate the gesture, but we've got work to do. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Look, I appreciate the gesture, but we've got work to d...
If you'll excuse me, marauders at the gates. - Death on the Tyne 00:06
If you'll excuse me, marauders at the gates.