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Death on the Tyne

Do I like champagne? It's free! When it's free, you drink it first and decide if you like...

[Denise comes round with complementary glasses of champagne]
Hilda: Do I like champagne?
Mildred: It's free! When it's free, you drink it first and decide if you like it later

Full Transcript

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Oh do I like champagne
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It's free When it's free you drink it first
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and decide if you like it later
Duration
10 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:05
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Shiny Button Productions,UKTV

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Movie Summary

There is a serial killer loose on the overnight ferry from Newcastle to Amsterdam. Draper's Tours hostess Gemma Draper & her trusty coach driver Terry must help identify the killer before the sabotaged ship sinks.
You have lost £1000. Sad times. - Death on the Tyne 00:06
You have lost £1000. Sad times.
Oh, God. Justin's going to whinge. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Oh, God. Justin's going to whinge.
And I've won six! I must be lucky. - Death on the Tyne 00:06
And I've won six! I must be lucky.
Either that or I spent my twenties dealing blackjack - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Either that or I spent my twenties dealing blackjack
To stop me talking about the affair - Death on the Tyne 00:04
To stop me talking about the affair
Don't forget to join me later - Death on the Tyne 00:08
Don't forget to join me later
Star prize is a meal at the restaurant in Amsterdam - Death on the Tyne 00:09
Star prize is a meal at the restaurant in Amsterdam
But I still have my dignity. And the Sky remote, - Death on the Tyne 00:06
But I still have my dignity. And the Sky remote,
Why Jack? So these people won't hear about - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Why Jack? So these people won't hear about
I wonder how keen they'll be to give you your pension - Death on the Tyne 00:05
I wonder how keen they'll be to give you your pension
Alan, time to make yourself scarce, you little squirt. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Alan, time to make yourself scarce, you little squirt.
Once I got Emily the new backing track, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Once I got Emily the new backing track,
Did he say - Death on the Tyne 00:09
Did he say
See. Won't even stand up for himself. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
See. Won't even stand up for himself.
What a night eh Emily dear - Death on the Tyne 00:06
What a night eh Emily dear
And Emily sometimes you do need a pianist - Death on the Tyne 00:09
And Emily sometimes you do need a pianist
Before the sleazy captain here - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Before the sleazy captain here
Yes, well if you'll excuse me, - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Yes, well if you'll excuse me,
I haven't got any fancy pants lotion, - Death on the Tyne 00:07
I haven't got any fancy pants lotion,
The doctor said Jägerbombs would mess with my medication. - Death on the Tyne 00:06
The doctor said Jägerbombs would mess with my medication.