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Death on the Tyne

Right, allow me to show youthe finest accommodation this vessel has to offer

Right, allow me to show you
the finest accommodation this vessel has to offer

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Right, allow me to show you the finest accommodation
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this vessel has to offer.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:54
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Shiny Button Productions,UKTV

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Movie Summary

There is a serial killer loose on the overnight ferry from Newcastle to Amsterdam. Draper's Tours hostess Gemma Draper & her trusty coach driver Terry must help identify the killer before the sabotaged ship sinks.
We'll be winding our way down the River Tyne - Death on the Tyne 00:05
We'll be winding our way down the River Tyne
So grab a drink in our fabulous bar, the Admiral's Hall. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
So grab a drink in our fabulous bar, the Admiral's Hall...
And look at that. Who's behind that? - Death on the Tyne 00:04
And look at that. Who's behind that?
It's a full kilo of nutty chocolate triangles - Death on the Tyne 00:05
It's a full kilo of nutty chocolate triangles
Hi I'm Jen MacDonald - Death on the Tyne 00:12
Hi I'm Jen MacDonald
They must've seen the storm coming. Either that - Death on the Tyne 00:06
They must've seen the storm coming. Either that
You know the drill, bars open, gangway clear, - Death on the Tyne 00:07
You know the drill, bars open, gangway clear,
You can see why dolphins are endangered, - Death on the Tyne 00:04
You can see why dolphins are endangered,
Tracy, you were fantastic, very believable. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Tracy, you were fantastic, very believable.
And, as promised, an indoor latrine. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
And, as promised, an indoor latrine.
Well, as seductive as that may sound, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Well, as seductive as that may sound,
Hmm, thought you might wanna go first, you know, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Hmm, thought you might wanna go first, you know,
I've got to offload some stowaways, if you know what I mean. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
I've got to offload some stowaways, if you know what I ...
It's them kind of chat up lines - Death on the Tyne 00:04
It's them kind of chat up lines
Oh, aye, are you gonna be conscious for some of it? - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Oh, aye, are you gonna be conscious for some of it?
Look, I appreciate the gesture, but we've got work to do. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Look, I appreciate the gesture, but we've got work to d...
If you'll excuse me, marauders at the gates. - Death on the Tyne 00:06
If you'll excuse me, marauders at the gates.
On the plus side, If I sleep walk, - Death on the Tyne 00:06
On the plus side, If I sleep walk,
This time, try not to bugger this up. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
This time, try not to bugger this up.
Yeah, yeah, I dropped me coach keys down the toilet. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Yeah, yeah, I dropped me coach keys down the toilet.