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Death on the Tyne

See if we can find the man responsible, by which, of course, I meanAlan. Slimy little sod,...

See if we can find the man responsible, by which, of course, I mean
Alan. Slimy little sod, should've locked him up the
moment he came on board

Full Transcript

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See if we can find the man responsible,
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by which, of course, I mean Alan. Slimy little sod,
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should've locked him up the moment he came on board.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:12
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Shiny Button Productions,UKTV

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Movie Summary

There is a serial killer loose on the overnight ferry from Newcastle to Amsterdam. Draper's Tours hostess Gemma Draper & her trusty coach driver Terry must help identify the killer before the sabotaged ship sinks.
We have to find him before he strikes again. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
We have to find him before he strikes again.
I must also ask if there are any able-bodied passengers - Death on the Tyne 00:07
I must also ask if there are any able-bodied passengers
Come back to me. I can't go through this life without you. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Come back to me. I can't go through this life without y...
Gemma, before I spend the first night of this holiday - Death on the Tyne 00:10
Gemma, before I spend the first night of this holiday
For years, we were just friends- - Death on the Tyne 00:05
For years, we were just friends-
Just be careful, Justin, for God's sake. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Just be careful, Justin, for God's sake.
I swear, by the gods of the sea, - Death on the Tyne 00:11
I swear, by the gods of the sea,
Right. I'll try and keep the hen night busy - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Right. I'll try and keep the hen night busy
Karaoke! Right, who wants to go first? - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Karaoke! Right, who wants to go first?
Oh, God! Not another bloody Dippy the Dolphin. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Oh, God! Not another bloody Dippy the Dolphin.
Just stick with me. Yeah? - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Just stick with me. Yeah?
Soon as we found Alan, I'll take you back upstairs. - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Soon as we found Alan, I'll take you back upstairs.
Although I've got a feeling you do. Isn't that right, Alan? - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Although I've got a feeling you do. Isn't that rig...
Alan is being beaten to death by a dolphin. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Alan is being beaten to death by a dolphin.
Oh, dear, knock-off Toblerone. Just say it, love. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Oh, dear, knock-off Toblerone. Just say it, love.
Gemma, Alan's not the murderer! - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Gemma, Alan's not the murderer!
I'm not entirely sure we can rule that out. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
I'm not entirely sure we can rule that out.
Look, let's not let this get us down. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Look, let's not let this get us down.
If that's the case, - Death on the Tyne 00:04
If that's the case,
If I wanted this amount of violence and bloodshed - Death on the Tyne 00:06
If I wanted this amount of violence and bloodshed