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Tell Mildred she's swapping cabins with me and Gemma
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Death on the Tyne

Tell Mildred she's swappingcabins with me and Gemma, and I'll come to collecther bags in...

Tell Mildred she's swapping
cabins with me and Gemma, and I'll come to collect
her bags in five minutes

Full Transcript

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Tell Mildred she's swapping cabins with me and Gemma,
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and I'll come to collect her bags in five minutes.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:14
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Shiny Button Productions,UKTV

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Movie Summary

There is a serial killer loose on the overnight ferry from Newcastle to Amsterdam. Draper's Tours hostess Gemma Draper & her trusty coach driver Terry must help identify the killer before the sabotaged ship sinks.
Oh, right. You couldn't give it, say, half an hour. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Oh, right. You couldn't give it, say, half an hour.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but go easy on her. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
I can't believe I'm saying this, but go easy on he...
Let's hope there's no surprises in here. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Let's hope there's no surprises in here.
Yes, it seems Gemma may be right, Terry, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Yes, it seems Gemma may be right, Terry,
It looks like Jane McDonald's Secretions - Death on the Tyne 00:04
It looks like Jane McDonald's Secretions
Poor Jane. She'll not be happy about that. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Poor Jane. She'll not be happy about that.
What do we do now Jack? Lock down the ship? - Death on the Tyne 00:04
What do we do now Jack? Lock down the ship?
Afraid not. No, that'll cause panic, - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Afraid not. No, that'll cause panic,
No. No, I'll get poor Colleen into the ship's morgue, - Death on the Tyne 00:07
No. No, I'll get poor Colleen into the ship's morg...
You go and get Gemma and Hilda, - Death on the Tyne 00:04
You go and get Gemma and Hilda,
Somewhere visible, just to be safe - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Somewhere visible, just to be safe
And if you could keep them on forever, I'd be obliged. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
And if you could keep them on forever, I'd be obliged.
Well, say what you like, Terry, - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Well, say what you like, Terry,
I was practising me sad face for when they all got back - Death on the Tyne 00:05
I was practising me sad face for when they all got back
Er, nothing to worry about, everyone. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Er, nothing to worry about, everyone.
Enjoy your holidays. Oh, knocked this right up. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Enjoy your holidays. Oh, knocked this right up.
If he's not drunk, that means someone's done this to him. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
If he's not drunk, that means someone's done this ...
Did I like this Colleen? I've gone fuzzy again. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Did I like this Colleen? I've gone fuzzy again.
Nobody did, but it's still sad. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Nobody did, but it's still sad.
Girls, you stay close to us from now on. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Girls, you stay close to us from now on.