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Terry all my life I've been searching
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Death on the Tyne

Terry, all my life I've been searching for the perfect woman, and now I think I've found...

Jack: Terry, all my life I've been searching for the perfect woman, and now I think I've found her in Mildred... Or possibly Hilda

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Terry all my life I've been searching
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for the perfect woman
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And now I think I've found her in Mildred
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Or possibly Hilda
Duration
10 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:50
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Shiny Button Productions,UKTV

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Movie Summary

There is a serial killer loose on the overnight ferry from Newcastle to Amsterdam. Draper's Tours hostess Gemma Draper & her trusty coach driver Terry must help identify the killer before the sabotaged ship sinks.
25! Bust! Oh, sorry, Emily, - Death on the Tyne 00:07
25! Bust! Oh, sorry, Emily,
Great! Let's just stay here - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Great! Let's just stay here
Oh, I'd have hated that, being a mummy. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Oh, I'd have hated that, being a mummy.
Wouldn't you? This fabric in that heat! - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Wouldn't you? This fabric in that heat!
I remember I wore leggins once in Ibiza, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
I remember I wore leggins once in Ibiza,
Because when I was putting on suncream, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Because when I was putting on suncream,
Then my mom said something - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Then my mom said something
So yeah, that's how my legs got sunburned, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
So yeah, that's how my legs got sunburned,
God, it really gets you proper gambling, don't it? - Death on the Tyne 00:04
God, it really gets you proper gambling, don't it?
Champagne. Courtesy of Captain Jack. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Champagne. Courtesy of Captain Jack.
Oh do I like champagne - Death on the Tyne 00:10
Oh do I like champagne
You have lost £1000. Sad times. - Death on the Tyne 00:06
You have lost £1000. Sad times.
Oh, God. Justin's going to whinge. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Oh, God. Justin's going to whinge.
And I've won six! I must be lucky. - Death on the Tyne 00:06
And I've won six! I must be lucky.
Either that or I spent my twenties dealing blackjack - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Either that or I spent my twenties dealing blackjack
To stop me talking about the affair - Death on the Tyne 00:04
To stop me talking about the affair
Don't forget to join me later - Death on the Tyne 00:08
Don't forget to join me later
Star prize is a meal at the restaurant in Amsterdam - Death on the Tyne 00:09
Star prize is a meal at the restaurant in Amsterdam
But I still have my dignity. And the Sky remote, - Death on the Tyne 00:06
But I still have my dignity. And the Sky remote,
Why Jack? So these people won't hear about - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Why Jack? So these people won't hear about