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Death on the Tyne

There's no gluten in it, because it brings onJustin's irritable bowel

There's no gluten in it, because it brings on
Justin's irritable bowel

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There's no gluten in it,
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because it brings on Justin's irritable bowel.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:43
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Shiny Button Productions,UKTV

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Movie Summary

There is a serial killer loose on the overnight ferry from Newcastle to Amsterdam. Draper's Tours hostess Gemma Draper & her trusty coach driver Terry must help identify the killer before the sabotaged ship sinks.
But what it lacks in gluten, - Death on the Tyne 00:07
But what it lacks in gluten,
Terry. No cake from the grimy Galley. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Terry. No cake from the grimy Galley.
We're okay for cake, thanks. It bloats her. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
We're okay for cake, thanks. It bloats her.
♪ We'll meet ♪ - Death on the Tyne 00:23
♪ We'll meet ♪
Oh, I see you didn't keep me a seat. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Oh, I see you didn't keep me a seat.
Alan can go below and eat with his own kind. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Alan can go below and eat with his own kind.
But the king rat is sitting right here, isn't he, Jack? - Death on the Tyne 00:04
But the king rat is sitting right here, isn't he, Jack?
This all kicks off, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
This all kicks off,
But this isn't over. For any of you. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
But this isn't over. For any of you.
Anything to block out the sound of her awful voice. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Anything to block out the sound of her awful voice.
Perhaps that's the reason people like your singing - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Perhaps that's the reason people like your singing
Can we all just calm down and have some lovely cake? - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Can we all just calm down and have some lovely cake?
He's evidently drunk, and has fallen over, again. - Death on the Tyne 00:06
He's evidently drunk, and has fallen over, again.
He doesn't look much bigger than Terry, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
He doesn't look much bigger than Terry,
Can you take Colleen to her cabin and get her cleaned up? - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Can you take Colleen to her cabin and get her cleaned up?
Yeah, he smelled like CK One for a fortnight. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Yeah, he smelled like CK One for a fortnight.
And we have been in this situation before. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
And we have been in this situation before.
I think we're a long way from anything sinister. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
I think we're a long way from anything sinister.
Well, people have written songs about that, haven't they? - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Well, people have written songs about that, haven't the...
Let's not get ourselves all worried about what appears to be - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Let's not get ourselves all worried about what appears ...