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Death on the Tyne

This all kicks off, stick some of them napkins in your purse, they're proper cotton

This all kicks off, stick some of them napkins in your purse, they're proper cotton

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This all kicks off,
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stick some of them napkins in your purse,
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they're proper cotton.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:14
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Shiny Button Productions,UKTV

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Movie Summary

There is a serial killer loose on the overnight ferry from Newcastle to Amsterdam. Draper's Tours hostess Gemma Draper & her trusty coach driver Terry must help identify the killer before the sabotaged ship sinks.
But this isn't over. For any of you. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
But this isn't over. For any of you.
Anything to block out the sound of her awful voice. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Anything to block out the sound of her awful voice.
Perhaps that's the reason people like your singing - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Perhaps that's the reason people like your singing
Can we all just calm down and have some lovely cake? - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Can we all just calm down and have some lovely cake?
He's evidently drunk, and has fallen over, again. - Death on the Tyne 00:06
He's evidently drunk, and has fallen over, again.
He doesn't look much bigger than Terry, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
He doesn't look much bigger than Terry,
Can you take Colleen to her cabin and get her cleaned up? - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Can you take Colleen to her cabin and get her cleaned up?
Yeah, he smelled like CK One for a fortnight. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Yeah, he smelled like CK One for a fortnight.
And we have been in this situation before. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
And we have been in this situation before.
I think we're a long way from anything sinister. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
I think we're a long way from anything sinister.
Well, people have written songs about that, haven't they? - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Well, people have written songs about that, haven't the...
Let's not get ourselves all worried about what appears to be - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Let's not get ourselves all worried about what appears ...
Just to be sure, maybe I should check the control room, - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Just to be sure, maybe I should check the control room,
Tracy, you're staying here with Janice, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Tracy, you're staying here with Janice,
This won't happen when I get my own ship, Denise, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
This won't happen when I get my own ship, Denise,
And the only people in the infirmary - Death on the Tyne 00:05
And the only people in the infirmary
Oh yeah. Found a copy of Woman's Weekly. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Oh yeah. Found a copy of Woman's Weekly.
There's a story I want to read - Death on the Tyne 00:05
There's a story I want to read
No, with Janice. In case he needs anything. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
No, with Janice. In case he needs anything.
But the man who was teaching us was mega fit, - Death on the Tyne 00:06
But the man who was teaching us was mega fit,