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Death on the Tyne

This is the secret they think they've been whispering about all day. Don't bother trying...

Gemma: This is the secret they think they've been whispering about all day. Don't bother trying to get it out of them, Jack. You've got more chance of finding out their real ages.
Mildred: Gemma! I never lie about my age! It's not becoming of a lady in her... very early 50's

Full Transcript

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This is the secret they've been
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whispering about all day
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Don't bother trying to get it out of 'em Jack
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You've got more chance of finding out their real ages
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Gemma I never lie about my age
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It's not becoming of a lady in her very early 50's
Duration
16 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:48
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Shiny Button Productions,UKTV

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Movie Summary

There is a serial killer loose on the overnight ferry from Newcastle to Amsterdam. Draper's Tours hostess Gemma Draper & her trusty coach driver Terry must help identify the killer before the sabotaged ship sinks.
It's not becoming of a lady in her very early 50's. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
It's not becoming of a lady in her very early 50's...
Oh surely you can let the cat out of the bag - Death on the Tyne 00:15
Oh surely you can let the cat out of the bag
If he goes on like this, I'll tell him my pin number! - Death on the Tyne 00:05
If he goes on like this, I'll tell him my pin number!
We've been bequeathed something, Jack. It's very exciting. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
We've been bequeathed something, Jack. It's very e...
A key. A safety deposit box key - Death on the Tyne 00:07
A key. A safety deposit box key
The safety deposit box is in Amsterdam. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
The safety deposit box is in Amsterdam.
Oh yes She was very posh - Death on the Tyne 00:10
Oh yes She was very posh
So that's it. That's your secret? - Death on the Tyne 00:04
So that's it. That's your secret?
Oh, you couldn't tell me, - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Oh, you couldn't tell me,
I wouldn't steal from you - Death on the Tyne 00:12
I wouldn't steal from you
Many of us have sailed this ship many times before. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Many of us have sailed this ship many times before.
Many of us have found friends, - Death on the Tyne 00:09
Many of us have found friends,
Yeah - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Yeah
Oh, Jack, the Inuit people of the Antarctic - Death on the Tyne 00:12
Oh, Jack, the Inuit people of the Antarctic
Instead, Jack must enjoy retirement - Death on the Tyne 00:10
Instead, Jack must enjoy retirement
However, he is always welcome to join Justin and I - Death on the Tyne 00:08
However, he is always welcome to join Justin and I
Where he will inevitably encounter a better class of- - Death on the Tyne 00:07
Where he will inevitably encounter a better class of-
And we will continue on our brand new ship. - Death on the Tyne 00:06
And we will continue on our brand new ship.
To share the greatest lesson of all; - Death on the Tyne 00:13
To share the greatest lesson of all;
A round of applause for Justin, Captain Justin. - Death on the Tyne 00:06
A round of applause for Justin, Captain Justin.