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This is your Captain speaking for the final time
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Death on the Tyne

This is your Captainspeaking for the final time

This is your Captain
speaking for the final time

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This is your Captain speaking for the final time.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
01:22:20
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Shiny Button Productions,UKTV

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Movie Summary

There is a serial killer loose on the overnight ferry from Newcastle to Amsterdam. Draper's Tours hostess Gemma Draper & her trusty coach driver Terry must help identify the killer before the sabotaged ship sinks.
The Empress of the Tyne has arrived in Amsterdam. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
The Empress of the Tyne has arrived in Amsterdam.
It has been my honour to deliver you sa- - Death on the Tyne 00:05
It has been my honour to deliver you sa-
And I hope the Captain of the new Empress - Death on the Tyne 00:09
And I hope the Captain of the new Empress
Looks like they got what they were looking for - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Looks like they got what they were looking for
Oh, come on, girls. What's Marge leave you, then? - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Oh, come on, girls. What's Marge leave you, then?
The jackpot, Gemma, the bloody jackpot. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
The jackpot, Gemma, the bloody jackpot.
We each ended up with more on account of her being dead. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
We each ended up with more on account of her being dead.
It's still bothering me though, - Death on the Tyne 00:06
It's still bothering me though,
Had a tumour, you see, in her head. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Had a tumour, you see, in her head.
And we said she should go to Switzerland, - Death on the Tyne 00:08
And we said she should go to Switzerland,
So I stepped up, like a good friend should, - Death on the Tyne 00:06
So I stepped up, like a good friend should,
Colleen never mentioned any tumour to me. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Colleen never mentioned any tumour to me.
Hilda, Colleen walked onto the ship with us. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Hilda, Colleen walked onto the ship with us.
Oh, yes. Who am I thinking about then? - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Oh, yes. Who am I thinking about then?
Doris, oh, it's very sad. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Doris, oh, it's very sad.
Last week she died of a brain tumour. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Last week she died of a brain tumour.
I think what you're trying to say is - Death on the Tyne 00:07
I think what you're trying to say is
And we could all agree to just forget this ever happened. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
And we could all agree to just forget this ever happened.
But I've got ask, what happened with Colleen's money? - Death on the Tyne 00:05
But I've got ask, what happened with Colleen's mon...
I mean, you've got your millions now, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
I mean, you've got your millions now,