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Death on the Tyne

We might be the ones writing the one starTripAdvisor reviews this time

We might be the ones writing the one star
TripAdvisor reviews this time

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We might be the ones
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writing the one star TripAdvisor reviews this time.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:19
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Shiny Button Productions,UKTV

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Movie Summary

There is a serial killer loose on the overnight ferry from Newcastle to Amsterdam. Draper's Tours hostess Gemma Draper & her trusty coach driver Terry must help identify the killer before the sabotaged ship sinks.
Brilliant. Well while you're in such a good mood, - Death on the Tyne 00:09
Brilliant. Well while you're in such a good mood,
A woman tried to stab me in a toilet in Blackpool, remember? - Death on the Tyne 00:04
A woman tried to stab me in a toilet in Blackpool, remember?
Though we got together. Then we moved in. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Though we got together. Then we moved in.
Sort of stayed over and never left. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Sort of stayed over and never left.
You're like a squatter, but one who shares his chips. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
You're like a squatter, but one who shares his chips.
But what I'm trying to say, Gemma, is - Death on the Tyne 00:09
But what I'm trying to say, Gemma, is
Where the bloody hell am I? - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Where the bloody hell am I?
Attention ladies and gentlemen, - Death on the Tyne 00:13
Attention ladies and gentlemen,
So if you're up for a gamble, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
So if you're up for a gamble,
A word of warning. You know that safety deposit box key, - Death on the Tyne 00:08
A word of warning. You know that safety deposit box key,
I'll take a bottle of champers - Death on the Tyne 00:05
I'll take a bottle of champers
You might have the odd little tension, - Death on the Tyne 00:10
You might have the odd little tension,
Well, this is our special trip - Death on the Tyne 00:07
Well, this is our special trip
Speaking of healthy stable relationships, - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Speaking of healthy stable relationships,
Gemma I'd like to lodge a complaint - Death on the Tyne 00:32
Gemma I'd like to lodge a complaint
It's got me all riled up, set my waters off. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
It's got me all riled up, set my waters off.
Right, Terry, help Hilda. She's sloshing. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Right, Terry, help Hilda. She's sloshing.
Draw me like one of your French girls Jack - Death on the Tyne 00:09
Draw me like one of your French girls Jack
Well, I've only got a Biro, but uh, Ill do my best. - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Well, I've only got a Biro, but uh, Ill do my best.
Tiny, our cabins are, like little floating coffins. - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Tiny, our cabins are, like little floating coffins.