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Well, I've only got a Biro, but uh, Ill do my best
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Death on the Tyne

Well, I've only got a Biro,but uh, Ill do my best

Well, I've only got a Biro,
but uh, Ill do my best

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Well, I've only got a Biro, but uh, Ill do my best.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:03
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Shiny Button Productions,UKTV

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Movie Summary

There is a serial killer loose on the overnight ferry from Newcastle to Amsterdam. Draper's Tours hostess Gemma Draper & her trusty coach driver Terry must help identify the killer before the sabotaged ship sinks.
Tiny, our cabins are, like little floating coffins. - Death on the Tyne 00:06
Tiny, our cabins are, like little floating coffins.
So he can keep all the money for himself - Death on the Tyne 00:05
So he can keep all the money for himself
See them pillows on that bed They're hypoallergenic - Death on the Tyne 00:07
See them pillows on that bed They're hypoallergenic
I mean, for all I know, - Death on the Tyne 00:07
I mean, for all I know,
I'll make it right. I promise. But not in the usual way. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
I'll make it right. I promise. But not in the usual way...
Look, there's no garage forecourt flowers - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Look, there's no garage forecourt flowers
We are the tour operators, - Death on the Tyne 00:04
We are the tour operators,
Oh, come on. Look at the size of Mildred. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Oh, come on. Look at the size of Mildred.
We can easily get two in that bed, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
We can easily get two in that bed,
I live in a home, dear, - Death on the Tyne 00:04
I live in a home, dear,
Here are our key cards, - Death on the Tyne 00:07
Here are our key cards,
We don't always see eye to eye on bingo, - Death on the Tyne 00:07
We don't always see eye to eye on bingo,
Please let me forget, please let me forget, - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Please let me forget, please let me forget,
Look I don't know what you think you saw in there - Death on the Tyne 00:08
Look I don't know what you think you saw in there
Tell Mildred she's swapping cabins with me and Gemma, - Death on the Tyne 00:07
Tell Mildred she's swapping cabins with me and Gemma,
Oh, right. You couldn't give it, say, half an hour. - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Oh, right. You couldn't give it, say, half an hour.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but go easy on her. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
I can't believe I'm saying this, but go easy on he...
Let's hope there's no surprises in here. - Death on the Tyne 00:04
Let's hope there's no surprises in here.
Yes, it seems Gemma may be right, Terry, - Death on the Tyne 00:05
Yes, it seems Gemma may be right, Terry,
It looks like Jane McDonald's Secretions - Death on the Tyne 00:04
It looks like Jane McDonald's Secretions