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Zoë:So what's your story, Abernathy?Abernathy:I had a set crush on Cecil.Kim:Set crush? Nigga please, you were his set wife.Abernathy:Were and Had being the key words here.Kim:Bitch, you two are still into each other, and you know it.Abernathy:Oh yeah? If he's still into me, then why did he fuck Darryl Hannah's stand in? Yes, men are dogs, oh it's so funny, oh it's so funny!Kim:Oh, stop acting all hurt, your ass is just mad.Abernathy:Yeah, he's a stand in fucker.Kim:Bitch, you need to get over that shit, that was two weeks ago.Abernathy:Oh, well now when you put it like that. Oh I haven't told you the best part, he fucked her on my birthday.Zoë:Oh, that's a horse of a different color.Abernathy:Thank you.Zoë:Did he know it was your birthday? I mean, he's the director, he's kinda busy.Abernathy:He ate a piece of my birthday cake, and he got me a present. Yeah, I think he knew.Zoë:What'd he get you?Abernathy:He made me a tape.Lee:He made you a tape? Wait, he didn't burn you a CD, He made you a tape? Oh, it's so romantic.Abernathy:I know what you're gonna say so don't even go there.Kim:That sounds like the test of true love to me.Abernathy:Look, I know you guys like him, he's likeable... but he fucked another woman on my birthday. How can you not be on my side?Zoë:Well, I admit, that sounds bad.Abernathy:It is bad!Zoë:It just sounds like there's a little more to it than that. Were you two fucking?Kim:Hell no!Abernathy:Hello, is your name Abernathy?
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So what's your story Abernathy
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Oh Abbie's got the big kahuna
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I had a set crush on Cecil
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Set crush Nigga please You were his set wife
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Were and had being the key words here
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Bitch you two are still into each other and you know it
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Yeah well if he's so in love with me
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then whey did he fuck Daryl Hannah's stand in
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Ho ho ho
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Yes men are dogs Oh it's so funny
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Oh it's so funny
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Oh stop acting all hurt Your ass just mad
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Yeah he's a stand in fucker
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Bitch you need to get over that shit That was two weeks ago
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Oh well now that you put it like that
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Oh I haven't told you the best part
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He fucked her on my birthday
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Oh that's a horse of a different color
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Thank you
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Did he know it was your birthday
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He's the director He's kind of busy
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He ate a piece of my birthday cake and he got me a present
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Yeah I think he knew
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Well what did he get you
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He made me a tape
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He made you a tape
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Yeah Wait
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He didn't burn you a CD He made you a tape
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Yeah Oh that is so romantic
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Yes I know what you're gonna say so don't even go there
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That sounds like the test of true love to me
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Look I know you guys like him
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He's likable but he fucked another woman on my birthday
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How can you not be on my side
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Well I admit that sounds bad
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It is bad
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It just sounds like there's a little more to it than that
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Were you two fucking Hell no
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Hello Is your name Abernathy
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Movie Summary
Two separate sets of voluptuous women are stalked at different times by a scarred stuntman who uses his "death proof" cars to execute his murderous plans.


