What happened with you and Nate last night? Not much. I mean, we just fucking met each...

Jungle Julia: What happened with you and Nate last night? Arlene: Not much. I mean, we just fucking met each other. If you don't bust their balls a little bit they're never gonna respect you. Jungle Julia: Okay, we're pretty clear on what you did do, how about enlightening us on what you did do? Arlene: Nothing to write home about. We just made out on the couch for about twenty minutes. Shanna: Dressed, half dressed or naked? Arlene: Dressed. I said we made out. We didn't do "the thing". Jungle Julia: Excuse me for living, but what is "the thing"? Arlene: You know, it's everything but. Shanna: They call it "the thing"? Arlene: I call it the thing. Shanna: Do guys like the thing? Arlene: They like it better than no thing.

Oh, shit. Speaking of which, what happened with you and Nate last night? Well, you know, not mu -- We just fucking met each other. I mean, if you don't bust their balls a little bit, they're never gonna respect you. Okay, we're pretty clear on what it is you didn't do. How about enlightening us on what it is you did do? Nothing to write home about. We just made out on the couch for about 20 minutes. Dressed, half-dressed or naked? Dressed. I said we made out. We didn't do the thing. Excuse me for living, but what is "the thing"? You know, it's everything but. They call it "the thing"? I call it "the thing." Do guys like the thing? They like it better than no thing. Okay, I wanna get back to what it is you did do. So, you're making out on the couch with Nate, right? - Correct. - Whose couch? - His or the one in your hotel room? - What am I, stupid over here? Mine. Were you making out sitting up or lying down? We started sitting up. We worked our way to lying down. Mmm, the plot thickens. Who was on top? I was straddling him. - What else? - That was it. So we made out for a little while on the couch, and I said, "Okay, I'm gonna go to bed now, so it's time for you to leave." And then he starts to whine, "Oh, right now?" And I said, "Yep, right now. Let's go." And he says, "well, wait. what about this?" And I said, "No." He said, "What do you mean, no? You don't even know what I'm gonna say." I said, "I already know what you're gonna say, and the answer's no." He said, "How can you say you know what I'm gonna say?" I said, "Because you're gonna say, 'let's just go to sleep together. "'We don't gotta do nothing. "'Just cuddle, sleep next to each other, wake up in the morning together.' No, you're gonna leave, but I'll see you tomorrow." Yeah, fuck Nate. I mean, he's cute and all, but Jesse Letterman's gonna be all over her. - Jesse Letterman -- - Remember, no hooking up tonight. You can hang out with him, you can make out with him, but no hooking up with him, because we are driving to Lake LBJ tonight, and my daddy's pretty clear about one thing. He said, "I am letting you and your girlfriends stay at my lake house,