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Zoe, Kim and I were in the Philippines at an outdoor rave.Lee:What were you working on?Kim:Three Kicks to the Head Part ThreeAbernathy:And admittedly, we're a little fucked up.Zoë:Cheers to that.Abernathy:So Zoe, the genius wants to take a picture of me, now it's dark, and you can't see shit. So she's got her camera and keeps saying "Step back a little" so I do, "A little further!" so I step back a little further. "A little more!" so I do. Then I realized, I'm right at the edge of a seven foot concrete ditch with god knows how many rocks and broken bottles and rats in it, and if I fell in that fucking thing, I would have probably broken my fucking neck. So I'm yelling at her, "Zoe, you almost killed me!" so we laugh about it, walk a little further, and Zoe starts fucking around, and bam, if she doesn't fall in the fucking ditch.Zoë:I remember taking a step, looking down, just as I'm thinking "Oh, there's that ditch everyone was talking about!" bam, I'm in the fucking ditch, you know?Lee:So what happened?Abernathy:What, with Zoe the cat? Nothing. If I fell in that fucking thing, they would have had to helicopter me out of there. Zoe just lands on her fucking feet. But then later, I started feeling a little down about myself. I mean, Zoe falls in the ditch and it's nothing, we're laughing about it. If I fell in that fucking thing, I probably would have been fucking paralyzed.Lee:Oh, well you can't think like that. You know, we all have our individual talents, and that just happens to be one of Zoe's.Kim:Well, physically speaking, Zoe is amazing. I mean, agility, reflexes, nimbleness, there's few human beings who could fuck with Zoe on that front.Zoë:Aw, Kim, I like you too.Kim:Having said that, before you get too envious of Zoe's prowess, you're missing the most important part of that story. You didn't fall in the ditch, Zoe did. Zoe even knew there was a ditch there because you told her and she still fell in it. So, Lee's right, we all have our talents.Zoë:Hey, I resemble that remark
Zoe, Kim and I were in the Philippines at an outdoor rave.Lee:What were you working on?Kim:Three Kicks to the Head Part ThreeAbernathy:And admittedly, we're a little fucked up.Zoë:Cheers to that.Abernathy:So Zoe, the genius wants to take a picture of me, now it's dark, and you can't see shit. So she's got her camera and keeps saying "Step back a little" so I do, "A little further!" so I step back a little further. "A little more!" so I do. Then I realized, I'm right at the edge of a seven foot concrete ditch with god knows how many rocks and broken bottles and rats in it, and if I fell in that fucking thing, I would have probably broken my fucking neck. So I'm yelling at her, "Zoe, you almost killed me!" so we laugh about it, walk a little further, and Zoe starts fucking around, and bam, if she doesn't fall in the fucking ditch.Zoë:I remember taking a step, looking down, just as I'm thinking "Oh, there's that ditch everyone was talking about!" bam, I'm in the fucking ditch, you know?Lee:So what happened?Abernathy:What, with Zoe the cat? Nothing. If I fell in that fucking thing, they would have had to helicopter me out of there. Zoe just lands on her fucking feet. But then later, I started feeling a little down about myself. I mean, Zoe falls in the ditch and it's nothing, we're laughing about it. If I fell in that fucking thing, I probably would have been fucking paralyzed.Lee:Oh, well you can't think like that. You know, we all have our individual talents, and that just happens to be one of Zoe's.Kim:Well, physically speaking, Zoe is amazing. I mean, agility, reflexes, nimbleness, there's few human beings who could fuck with Zoe on that front.Zoë:Aw, Kim, I like you too.Kim:Having said that, before you get too envious of Zoe's prowess, you're missing the most important part of that story. You didn't fall in the ditch, Zoe did. Zoe even knew there was a ditch there because you told her and she still fell in it. So, Lee's right, we all have our talents.Zoë:Hey, I resemble that remark
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So Zoë Kim and I are in the Philippines at an outdoor rave
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What were you working on Three Kicks to the Head Part Three
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And admittedly we're a little fucked up
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Cheers to that Word
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Cheers
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So Zoë
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the genius
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wants to take a picture of me
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It's dark as hell and you can't see shit
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So she's got her camera and keeps saying
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Step back a little so I do
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Then A little further so I step back a little further
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Then A little more so I do
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Then I realize I'm right at the edge
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of a seven foot concrete ditch
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with God knows how many rocks and broken bottles and rats in it
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and if I fell in that fucking thing I'd probably would've broken my fucking neck
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So I'm yelling at her Zoë you almost killed me
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So we laugh about it and walk a little further
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and Zoë starts fucking around
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and damn if she doesn't fall in the fucking ditch
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Nice Nice
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Thank you Yep Thank you
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I remember taking a step and looking down
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Just as I'm thinking There's that ditch Abbie was talking about
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bam I'm in the fucking ditch you know
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What happened
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What with Zoë the cat Nothing
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If I fell in that fucking thing
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they would've had to helicopter me out of there
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Zoë just lands on her feet
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But then later I started feeling a little bad about myself
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Zoë falls in the ditch and it's nothing
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We're laughing about it
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If I fell in that fucking thing
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I probably would ve been fucking paralyzed
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Oh honey you can't think like that
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You know we all have our individual talents
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and that just happens to be one of Zoë's
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Yeah Well
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physically speaking Zoë is amazing
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I mean agility reflexes nimbleness
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There's few human beings that can fuck with Zoë on that front
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Oh Kim I like you too
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Having said that
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before you get too envious of Zoë's prowess
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you're missing the most important part of that story
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You didn't fall in the ditch Zoë did
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Zoë even knew there was a ditch there because you told her
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and she still fell in
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So Lee's right We all have our talents
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Hey I resemble that remark
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Movie Summary
Two separate sets of voluptuous women are stalked at different times by a scarred stuntman who uses his "death proof" cars to execute his murderous plans.
