You lousy stinking dirtball... you've got two seconds to live!
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Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo:
Hey, cornball, what's the fastest way through here? Fisherman:
Well, the way we do it is we get a bulldozer and plow right through there. Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo:
No, I mean, what's the fastest way from here to Albuquerque? Fisherman:
You gotta go back to the main highway, really. Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo:
That was more than 45 minutes! Fisherman:
I've seen you before. I'm one of your greatest fans, you know that? I've followed all the races. I have pictures of you all over the outhouse. I even named my favorite dog after you, Mr. Frankenstein, I did. Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo:
You lousy stinking dirtball... you've got two seconds to live!
Hey, cornball, what's the fastest way through here? Fisherman:
Well, the way we do it is we get a bulldozer and plow right through there. Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo:
No, I mean, what's the fastest way from here to Albuquerque? Fisherman:
You gotta go back to the main highway, really. Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo:
That was more than 45 minutes! Fisherman:
I've seen you before. I'm one of your greatest fans, you know that? I've followed all the races. I have pictures of you all over the outhouse. I even named my favorite dog after you, Mr. Frankenstein, I did. Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo:
You lousy stinking dirtball... you've got two seconds to live!
Full Transcript
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Cornball what's the fastest way through here
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Well um actually the only way we do it is we get a bulldozer
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and we trim this edge down here and we drive through
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No what's the best way between here and Albuquerque
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You got to go back to the main highway I'll lose 45 minutes
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I've seen you before I'm one of your greatest fans you know that
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I follow all of the races I got pictures of you all over the outhouse
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I named my favorite dog after you Mr Frankenstein I did
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Lousy stinkin' dirt ball You got two seconds to live
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Movie Summary
In a dystopian future, a cross country automobile race requires contestants to run down innocent pedestrians to gain points that are tallied based on each kill's brutality.
Actors
Machine Gun Joe Viterbo
