Hey, cornball, what's the fastest way through here? Well, the way we do it is we get a...
Something wrong with the clip?
Quote
Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo:
Hey, cornball, what's the fastest way through here?
Fisherman:
Well, the way we do it is we get a bulldozer and plow right through there.
Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo:
No, I mean, what's the fastest way from here to Albuquerque?
Fisherman:
You gotta go back to the main highway, really.
Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo:
That was more than 45 minutes!
Fisherman:
I've seen you before. I'm one of your greatest fans, you know that? I've followed all the races. I have pictures of you all over the outhouse. I even named my favorite dog after you, Mr. Frankenstein, I did.
Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo:
You lousy stinking dirtball... you've got two seconds to live!
Transcript
00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.005
Cornball what's the fastest way through here
00:00:03.005 --> 00:00:07.899
Well um actually the only way we do it is we get a bulldozer
00:00:07.899 --> 00:00:10.399
and we trim this edge down here and we drive through
00:00:10.499 --> 00:00:12.999
No what's the best way between here and Albuquerque
00:00:13.099 --> 00:00:16.299
You got to go back to the main highway I'll lose 45 minutes
00:00:16.399 --> 00:00:20.099
I've seen you before I'm one of your greatest fans you know that
00:00:20.199 --> 00:00:24.799
I follow all of the races I got pictures of you all over the outhouse
00:00:24.899 --> 00:00:28.099
I named my favorite dog after you Mr Frankenstein I did
00:00:28.099 --> 00:00:32.198
Lousy stinkin' dirt ball You got two seconds to live
Clip duration: 33 seconds
Views: 189
Timestamp in movie: 00h 41m 52s
Uploaded: 20 November, 2022
Genres: action, comedy, sci-fi
Summary: In a dystopian future, a cross country automobile race requires contestants to run down innocent pedestrians to gain points that are tallied based on each kill's brutality.
Comments
Actors
00:17 Blitzkrieg
00:16 Here she comes And boy is she pissed
01:02 What the hell do you think you're doing
01:10 What were you doing Getting more secret instructions from...
00:06 You want me because I drive the Monster and wear this...
00:12 I got just two words to say about that Oh
00:14 I threw you off course OK
00:13 How does it feel to know you're gonna spend the rest of...
00:03 Blitzkrieg
00:10 Who built this stinkin' road If I ever get my hands on...
00:26 One thing before we begin
00:13 She's gaining on us momma and she's got murder on...
00:12 Who do you think it was I have no idea
00:09 I have made the United Provinces of America
00:20 She was a great Dear friend of mine
00:12 Well America there you have it
00:08 Bye bye baby Hello 70 points
00:12 Hey save it for the French
00:08 Chicken game
00:17 You know Myra some people might think you're cute