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Death Streamer

You expect "Sports Illustrated," but you get, well, peoplelike me

You expect "Sports Illustrated," but you get, well, people
like me

Full Transcript

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You expect "Sports Illustrated,"
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but you get, well, people like me.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:35
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
horror
Production
Pulp Noir,Full Moon Features

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Movie Summary

A modern-day vampire employs technologically advanced glasses that enable him to hunt and LIVE STREAM his bloody feasts.
It sucks our viewers to them, not the other way around. - Death Streamer 00:05
It sucks our viewers to them, not the other way around.
Now, sugar pie, honey bunch, can we please get back to work? - Death Streamer 00:06
Now, sugar pie, honey bunch, can we please get back to work?
Eddie, go get Alex. I need you to go get Alex. - Death Streamer 00:06
Eddie, go get Alex. I need you to go get Alex.
How many fucking times have I told you to stop doing that? - Death Streamer 00:05
How many fucking times have I told you to stop doing that?
Oh, what a piece of work is man. - Death Streamer 00:06
Oh, what a piece of work is man.
How noble in reason, how infinite in faculty, - Death Streamer 00:13
How noble in reason, how infinite in faculty,
Are you fucking kidding me? That's why you woke me up. - Death Streamer 00:06
Are you fucking kidding me? That's why you woke me up.
So you don't think this is a, a real live, - Death Streamer 00:07
So you don't think this is a, a real live,
But all the stuff where he's killing these chicks, - Death Streamer 00:06
But all the stuff where he's killing these chicks,
Always surprises. I'm impressed. - Death Streamer 00:07
Always surprises. I'm impressed.
Usually when a woman marks herself in this way, - Death Streamer 00:12
Usually when a woman marks herself in this way,
I'm afraid not. - Death Streamer 00:06
I'm afraid not.
The jugular is a vein in the neck right here. - Death Streamer 00:06
The jugular is a vein in the neck right here.
What you're probably thinking of - Death Streamer 00:07
What you're probably thinking of
But this, that's the axillary artery. - Death Streamer 00:06
But this, that's the axillary artery.
It, it, it runs under the collarbone, - Death Streamer 00:08
It, it, it runs under the collarbone,
He is never gonna let us forget - Death Streamer 00:06
He is never gonna let us forget
Okay? So whatever the fuck this um, monetary- - Death Streamer 00:08
Okay? So whatever the fuck this um, monetary-
So? Why bother? - Death Streamer 00:06
So? Why bother?
If this is just viral marketing, - Death Streamer 00:09
If this is just viral marketing,