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Deathcember

A collection of 24 films that take a look at the dark side of the festive season. 24 international directors with the most diverse ideas and styles; linked by short animated segments that deal with the Advent calendar itself.

Director

Lazar Bodroza, B.J. Colangelo, John Cook Lynch

Year

Genre

Box Office

N/A

Production

Deathcember,Magna Mana Production,Talking Wolf Productions

Awards

6 wins & 1 nomination total

Homepage

http://www.deathcembermovie.com/

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Is there something wrong
with it? Is the product faulty, - Deathcember

Is there something wrong with it? Is the product faulty,

No, but in the time
since I bought it - Deathcember

No, but in the time since I bought it

But it's not what he wants.
Which is not what I want. - Deathcember

But it's not what he wants. Which is not what I want.

Now, ma'am, if you don't have
what's required - Deathcember

Now, ma'am, if you don't have what's required

Well, haven't you heard?
Gender is over! - Deathcember

Well, haven't you heard? Gender is over!

Dear Comrade. - Deathcember

The transfer tubes are working - Deathcember

The transfer tubes are working

It is mating season for
the planet's biosphere. - Deathcember

It is mating season for the planet's biosphere.

System report: - Deathcember

Welcome to
the Center for Decontamination. - Deathcember

Welcome to the Center for Decontamination.

All pores are open! - Deathcember

All pores are open!

Contamination detected! - Deathcember

Contamination detected!

Mission abort! Lost connection
to the tube installation. - Deathcember

Mission abort! Lost connection to the tube installation.

Contamination is absolute! - Deathcember

Contamination is absolute!

Contamination is absolute. - Deathcember

Contamination is absolute.

What I care about is
De Souza's Jewelry - Deathcember

What I care about is De Souza's Jewelry

But you can't deny that
the choice of names is a bit... - Deathcember

But you can't deny that the choice of names is a bit...

Silent night, holy night - Deathcember

Silent night, holy night

9-1-1. Merry Christmas! - Deathcember

9-1-1. Merry Christmas!

If some citizen is suspicious, - Deathcember

If some citizen is suspicious,

And then it's Merry Christmas
to all, and to all a good night. - Deathcember

And then it's Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good...

Now I get the insurance, - Deathcember

Now I get the insurance,

Silent night - Deathcember

IT IS A PLEASURE TO ANNOUNCE YOU
HAVE BEEN SELECTED TO ATTEND OUR - Deathcember

IT IS A PLEASURE TO ANNOUNCE YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED TO ATTEN...

Please! Please!
We're family! Please! - Deathcember

Please! Please! We're family! Please!

Hello, Mother! I'm home. - Deathcember

Hello, Mother! I'm home.

I refuse to let you gamble
away the family fortune. - Deathcember

I refuse to let you gamble away the family fortune.

Well, I think you'd be surprised
how easily I can make it back. - Deathcember

Well, I think you'd be surprised how easily I can make ...

Well, you must be the adopted
member of the family. - Deathcember

Well, you must be the adopted member of the family.

Good evening all! - Deathcember

Good evening all!

Well, Flavia's probably shacked
up with her flavor of the month. - Deathcember

Well, Flavia's probably shacked up with her flavor of t...

This might be the last
Christmas we spend together. - Deathcember

This might be the last Christmas we spend together.

No use wasting this
on the children, am I right? - Deathcember

No use wasting this on the children, am I right?

Oh! Mother?! Please, stop! - Deathcember

Oh! Mother?! Please, stop!

I was adopted
into a family of sinners. - Deathcember

I was adopted into a family of sinners.

So... the inheritance
is rightfully mine. - Deathcember

So... the inheritance is rightfully mine.

She's... she's been lying
to us this entire time. - Deathcember

She's... she's been lying to us this entire time.

We're going home. Now. - Deathcember

We're going home. Now.

Krampus is a horned demon - Deathcember

Krampus is a horned demon

He puts naughty children
in his sack, - Deathcember

He puts naughty children in his sack,

Mimi, do you want it like this?
Or like this? - Deathcember

Mimi, do you want it like this? Or like this?

We should probably
get rid of this knife. - Deathcember

We should probably get rid of this knife.

This sweet little doll
will always listen to you, - Deathcember

This sweet little doll will always listen to you,

What would you do... to have
things the way they were? - Deathcember

What would you do... to have things the way they were?

All these lights, everyone
loving each other. Enough! - Deathcember

All these lights, everyone loving each other. Enough!

- Granddad, is she gone?
- Yes. Let's go get her, quick! - Deathcember

- Granddad, is she gone? - Yes. Let's go get her, quick...

Just make sure that you
leave out some milk and cookies, - Deathcember

Just make sure that you leave out some milk and cookies,

Hey, Applejack.
I'll see you soon, okay? - Deathcember

Hey, Applejack. I'll see you soon, okay?

Dear Santa, - Deathcember

Dear Santa, - Deathcember

I don't have to worry,
I don't have to care. - Deathcember

I don't have to worry, I don't have to care.

In the crowd at the entrance,
you put a mark on his back. - Deathcember

In the crowd at the entrance, you put a mark on his back.

It ain't no bear. It's too big. - Deathcember

It ain't no bear. It's too big.

No. You got somethin' to say,
why don't you say it? - Deathcember

No. You got somethin' to say, why don't you say it...

I hate to piss on Christmas, - Deathcember

I hate to piss on Christmas,

Well, life is just one
"I don't want to" after another. - Deathcember

Well, life is just one "I don't want to" afte...

Maybe...
dying will just be the last one. - Deathcember

Maybe... dying will just be the last one.

We can stab it. We can shoot it.
And we can burn it. - Deathcember

We can stab it. We can shoot it. And we can burn it.

So, I think
that you never see... - Deathcember

So, I think that you never see...

Huh, well... he's like
a protector, you know? - Deathcember

Huh, well... he's like a protector, you know?

And also people want to eat
and drink a lot, so... - Deathcember

And also people want to eat and drink a lot, so...

He got this shitty job,
going around in his Yugo, - Deathcember

He got this shitty job, going around in his Yugo,

It's nice to be here with you, - Deathcember

It's nice to be here with you,

After these messages, - Deathcember

After these messages,

Greedy fucking bullshit.
Fucking Christmas crap. - Deathcember

Greedy fucking bullshit. Fucking Christmas crap.

Silent night - Deathcember

Holy infant... - Deathcember

- Silent Night, holy night...
- Get the fuck off me! - Deathcember

- Silent Night, holy night... - Get the fuck off me!

All is calm, all is bright - Deathcember

All is calm, all is bright

- Sleep in heavenly peace
- Why are you doing this? - Deathcember

- Sleep in heavenly peace - Why are you doing this?

Johnnyboy, in the business,
you gotta be a shark, man! - Deathcember

Johnnyboy, in the business, you gotta be a shark, man!

You know, so, let's say, - Deathcember

You know, so, let's say,

Look at those little buns,
I could eat them up! - Deathcember

Look at those little buns, I could eat them up!

Come say hello
to your uncle. Hm? - Deathcember

Come say hello to your uncle. Hm?

Lesson one, son.
You want something, you take it. - Deathcember

Lesson one, son. You want something, you take it.

Police are on
the scene of a double homicide - Deathcember

Police are on the scene of a double homicide

We were starting to think your
mother put us on a diet. Really. - Deathcember

We were starting to think your mother put us on a diet. Real...

Oh Rosie, you're so skinny. - Deathcember

Oh Rosie, you're so skinny.

Gotta put
some meat on those bones. - Deathcember

Gotta put some meat on those bones.

We haven't been Jewish
since mom died, - Deathcember

We haven't been Jewish since mom died,

There were these lost stories.
Old stories, like bible-old. - Deathcember

There were these lost stories. Old stories, like bible-old.

They told of this darkness
that came every 13 years, - Deathcember

They told of this darkness that came every 13 years,

No one knew where it
came from or what it was, - Deathcember

No one knew where it came from or what it was,

It was survival. And this year
is the 13th year of the cycle. - Deathcember

It was survival. And this year is the 13th year of the cycle...

But sadly, all good things
must come to an end. - Deathcember

But sadly, all good things must come to an end.

Ah... What did we agree? - Deathcember

Ah... What did we agree?

I don't like doing this
any more than you two, - Deathcember

I don't like doing this any more than you two,

180 seconds, then it's all over. - Deathcember

180 seconds, then it's all over.

What makes a moon rock
taste better than an Earth rock? - Deathcember

What makes a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?

Did you hear? They opened
a new restaurant on the moon. - Deathcember

Did you hear? They opened a new restaurant on the moon.

Deathcember poster

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A collection of 24 films that take a look at the dark side of the festive season. 24 international directors with the most diverse ideas and styles; linked by short animated segments that deal with the Advent calendar itself.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Lazar Bodroza, B.J. Colangelo, John Cook Lynch

Writer: Wes Allen, John Cook Lynch, Steve De Roover

Production: Deathcember,Magna Mana Production,Talking Wolf Productions

Genre: comedy, horror

Year: 2019

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 4.6

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 24 Nov 2020

Awards: 6 wins & 1 nomination total

Homepage: http://www.deathcembermovie.com/