To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
I hate to piss on Christmas
Please log in to add to collections.
Deathcember

I hate to piss on Christmas, but I do believewe're gonna die tonight

I hate to piss on Christmas, but I do believe
we're gonna die tonight

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.701
I hate to piss on Christmas,
00:00:02.734 --> 00:00:04.569
but I do believe we're gonna die tonight.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
01:28:28
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Deathcember,Magna Mana Production,Talking Wolf Productions

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

A collection of 24 films that take a look at the dark side of the festive season. 24 international directors with the most diverse ideas and styles; linked by short animated segments that deal with the Advent calendar itself.
Well, life is just one "I don't want to" after another. - Deathcember 00:05
Well, life is just one "I don't want to" afte...
Maybe... dying will just be the last one. - Deathcember 00:05
Maybe... dying will just be the last one.
We can stab it. We can shoot it. And we can burn it. - Deathcember 00:04
We can stab it. We can shoot it. And we can burn it.
So, I think that you never see... - Deathcember 00:05
So, I think that you never see...
Huh, well... he's like a protector, you know? - Deathcember 00:05
Huh, well... he's like a protector, you know?
And also people want to eat and drink a lot, so... - Deathcember 00:05
And also people want to eat and drink a lot, so...
He got this shitty job, going around in his Yugo, - Deathcember 00:05
He got this shitty job, going around in his Yugo,
It's nice to be here with you, - Deathcember 00:04
It's nice to be here with you,
After these messages, - Deathcember 00:21
After these messages,
Greedy fucking bullshit. Fucking Christmas crap. - Deathcember 00:04
Greedy fucking bullshit. Fucking Christmas crap.
Silent night - Deathcember 00:22
Silent night
Holy infant... - Deathcember 00:05
Holy infant...
- Silent Night, holy night... - Get the fuck off me! - Deathcember 00:04
- Silent Night, holy night... - Get the fuck off me!
All is calm, all is bright - Deathcember 00:14
All is calm, all is bright
- Sleep in heavenly peace - Why are you doing this? - Deathcember 00:05
- Sleep in heavenly peace - Why are you doing this?
Johnnyboy, in the business, you gotta be a shark, man! - Deathcember 00:05
Johnnyboy, in the business, you gotta be a shark, man!
You know, so, let's say, - Deathcember 00:06
You know, so, let's say,
Look at those little buns, I could eat them up! - Deathcember 00:05
Look at those little buns, I could eat them up!
Come say hello to your uncle. Hm? - Deathcember 00:05
Come say hello to your uncle. Hm?
Lesson one, son. You want something, you take it. - Deathcember 00:05
Lesson one, son. You want something, you take it.