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Deathcember

We haven't been Jewishsince mom died, so I was like, what?Three years old?

We haven't been Jewish
since mom died, so I was like, what?
Three years old?

Full Transcript

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We haven't been Jewish since mom died,
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so I was like, what? Three years old?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
01:50:03
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Deathcember,Magna Mana Production,Talking Wolf Productions

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Movie Summary

A collection of 24 films that take a look at the dark side of the festive season. 24 international directors with the most diverse ideas and styles; linked by short animated segments that deal with the Advent calendar itself.
There were these lost stories. Old stories, like bible-old. - Deathcember 00:05
There were these lost stories. Old stories, like bible-old.
They told of this darkness that came every 13 years, - Deathcember 00:06
They told of this darkness that came every 13 years,
No one knew where it came from or what it was, - Deathcember 00:06
No one knew where it came from or what it was,
It was survival. And this year is the 13th year of the cycle. - Deathcember 00:04
It was survival. And this year is the 13th year of the cycle...
But sadly, all good things must come to an end. - Deathcember 00:04
But sadly, all good things must come to an end.
Ah... What did we agree? - Deathcember 00:05
Ah... What did we agree?
I don't like doing this any more than you two, - Deathcember 00:06
I don't like doing this any more than you two,
180 seconds, then it's all over. - Deathcember 00:04
180 seconds, then it's all over.
What makes a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock? - Deathcember 00:06
What makes a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?
Did you hear? They opened a new restaurant on the moon. - Deathcember 00:05
Did you hear? They opened a new restaurant on the moon.
Good evening and Merry Christmas. - Deathcember 00:45
Good evening and Merry Christmas.
Well, tonight's the night, folks, - Deathcember 00:16
Well, tonight's the night, folks,
How the fuck are we supposed to get - Deathcember 00:05
How the fuck are we supposed to get
Okay, you got me! I'm not one of them! - Deathcember 00:04
Okay, you got me! I'm not one of them!
Bloody hell! He really gets nothing done at all, - Deathcember 00:04
Bloody hell! He really gets nothing done at all,
That idiot from the 6th floor.. - Deathcember 00:05
That idiot from the 6th floor..
Was kind of an emergency step for us, - Deathcember 00:06
Was kind of an emergency step for us,
Rule one: - Deathcember 00:05
Rule one:
Rule number two: - Deathcember 00:07
Rule number two:
Rule number three: - Deathcember 00:08
Rule number three: