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Decline and Fall

I don't dispense justicelike a slot machine, Officer, as you know

I don't dispense justice
like a slot machine, Officer, as you know

Full Transcript

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I don't dispense justice like a slot machine,
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Officer, as you know.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:11
Uploaded
Jul 08, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

The series sees Paul Pennyfeather as an inoffensive divinity student at Oxford University in the 1920s, who is wrongly dismissed for indecent exposure having been made the victim of a prank by The Bollinger Club.
S01 • E02 Found you. We're so bored. - Decline and Fall 00:04
Found you. We're so bored.
S01 • E02 I want you to play something for us on the piano. - Decline and Fall 00:04
I want you to play something for us on the piano.
S01 • E03 In comes the offence, out goes the justice. - Decline and Fall 00:04
In comes the offence, out goes the justice.
S01 • E03 I want you to know it was entirely wrong of you - Decline and Fall 00:06
I want you to know it was entirely wrong of you
S01 • E03 He symbolises the disapproval of society. - Decline and Fall 00:05
He symbolises the disapproval of society.
S01 • E03 Like all officers, he's a member of the Church of England. - Decline and Fall 00:04
Like all officers, he's a member of the Church of Engla...
S01 • E01 The old boy wants the results off to the printers, so come on, - Decline and Fall 00:06
The old boy wants the results off to the printers, so come o...
S01 • E02 This man here is Peter's music teacher. - Decline and Fall 00:05
This man here is Peter's music teacher.
S01 • E01 I've learned it's always the best - Decline and Fall 00:05
I've learned it's always the best
S01 • E03 You are a carpenter by trade, - Decline and Fall 00:09
You are a carpenter by trade,
S01 • E03 And so you vent your energies - Decline and Fall 00:07
And so you vent your energies
S01 • E03 And so I have seen to it that a carpentry bench - Decline and Fall 00:09
And so I have seen to it that a carpentry bench
S01 • E03 Er... there's a pencil, a protractor... - Decline and Fall 00:05
Er... there's a pencil, a protractor...
S01 • E03 ..a chisel, a hammer and a saw. - Decline and Fall 00:05
..a chisel, a hammer and a saw.
S01 • E03 Now, the first thing I want you to do - Decline and Fall 00:07
Now, the first thing I want you to do
S01 • E03 And once you've done that, - Decline and Fall 00:06
And once you've done that,
S01 • E02 (Creaking) - Decline and Fall 00:04
(Creaking)
S01 • E03 Perhaps a chest of drawers or a French armoire. - Decline and Fall 00:05
Perhaps a chest of drawers or a French armoire.
S01 • E01 Quite right. I'll see you later, then. - Decline and Fall 00:04
Quite right. I'll see you later, then.
S01 • E03 - Thank you, Lord. - (Chuckles) - Decline and Fall 00:05
- Thank you, Lord. - (Chuckles)